Riddle me this...

[Capt Throbberson]

2?

 

[Spider-Nerd]

Originally posted by Maverik
Take 3 oranges from 5 oranges. How many oranges do you have?

the three that you took, duh.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Damn outsmarted again

 

[Thed_Evil]

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

 

[VenomReturns]

he walked a hundred yards in a circle

 

[mightiest_mortal]

He was carrying the hat stand?

 

[jollyjohnny]

Originally posted by jollyjohnny
What hides, silences, unites and can be used for virtually anything, but not everything?

im bumping this, with hints:
One: its round
Two: It gets down for cover

 

[VenomReturns]

Originally posted by VenomReturns
he walked a hundred yards in a circle

 

[maxwell's demon]

Originally posted by Thed_Evil
A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

he's awesome?

 

[Thed_Evil]

he hung his hat on his gun barrel.

 

[The Riddler]

bump!

 

[The Navigator]

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?

 

[The Riddler]

good one.

an excuse is the answer.

keep it up rabbit.

i'll be back later.

 

[The Navigator]

Correct!

I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?

 

[The Riddler]

Correct!

I am two-faced but bear only one, I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me, kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away, yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?

before i go,

a coin.

 

[The Navigator]

before i go,

a coin.

Damn, he's good....

Always old, sometimes new, never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full, never pushes, always pulls. What am I?

 

[BK]

The moon

 

[The Navigator]

ok..

I knew it.. it's like one old question...

Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?"
"That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars."
What was Elmer Johnson buying?

Lights? One standard lightbulb, 12 smaller ones, and a pack of Christmas lights?

 

[The Navigator]

The moon

Good one...but your avatar tends to distract me.

What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

 

[The Navigator]

And because that one is more of a joke than a real riddle, try this one:

Long and slinky like a trout, never sing till my guts come out. What am I?

 

[The Riddler]

bump!

 

[The Navigator]

Awesome. Now...answers?

 

[The Riddler]

Good one...but your avatar tends to distract me.

What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

i only know this one.

the joke one i don't get.

 

[The Riddler]

one is hard up, one is soft down.

the other one i don't know.

sorry i can't riddle but i got some work to finish.

later.

 

[The Navigator]

Hehe...I stumped him!

See ya.