ROTFLMAO!! " Woman 'gets 56 tattoos in her sleep"

[Jplaya2023]

http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/a160487/woman-gets-56-tattoos-in-her-sleep.html

funniest ish I ever read in my life

A Belgian woman has claimed that she was given 56 star tattoos on her face when she fell asleep in a tattoo parlour.
Kimberley Vlaminck is seeking £9,000 in damages to pay for laser surgery to remove 53 of the stars because she said that she only wanted three applied near her left eye, The Daily Telegraph reports.
The 18-year-old said: "When he started to tattoo me, I did not feel pain and I fell asleep. I awoke as he tattooed me on the nose and I saw what he had done. I counted 56 stars.
"I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look ugly, a freak, mutilated."
However, Tattoo Box owner Rouslan Toumaniantz has demanded €50 (£43) for the body art and claimed that Vlaminck only complained about the tattoos when her father met her outside the Courtrai parlour.
"She was awake all the time. I did not hypnotise or dope her, as they say, it was with agreement. No way could I have tattooed so many stars on her face against her will," he said.


How u gonna be sleep and get tattooed. She lying big time

 

[Manic]

Something tells me she was drunk or high when this happened. It's like when someone goes to a party, gets drunk, passes out, and all their friends draw absurd things on their forehead. You know, just with tattoos.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

You don't do that kind of thing when you're high.

Drunk? Maybe.

 

[Darthphere]

Mad daps.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I say she's lying too.

How are you going to sleep during 56 tatoos being itched into your face.

She's just trying to cover her butt since her father's pissed.

 

[[A]]

Saw it earlier and thought it was a fake story

 

[Manic]

You don't do that kind of thing when you're high.

Drunk? Maybe.

Depends what you're high on. More specifically, what kind of high you're crashing down from.

 

[Jplaya2023]

I say she's lying too.

How are you going to sleep during 56 tatoos being itched into your face.

She's just trying to cover her butt since her father's pissed.

exactly i don't think anyone can "sleep" through having needles weaved in and out of your face at 55 MPH

 

[Matt Murdock]

Something tells me she was drunk or high when this happened. It's like when someone goes to a party, gets drunk, passes out, and all their friends draw absurd things on their forehead. You know, just with tattoos.

PENUS

Family Guy. Wahoo.

 

[bullets]

This girl has to be lying

 

[Corpus Luteum]

Yes, she is.

If you actually see the photo of her tatooes, you can make out the number 3.

That's how she originally wanted, but when the whole world started *****ing, she changed her story that all she wanted were "three" stars, and not stars formed in the number "3".

 

[Aluchak]

Why the hell would you get tattoos on your face?
Even 3 is stupid.
but 56? No wonder why her dad is mad.
Yep, she fell 'asleep' when someone was drilling ink into her face.

 

[Eric Brooks]

so has she been exposed as fake yet?


she should be forced to get on a huge stage while an audience throws vegetables and boos her.

 

[DorkyFresh]

she's obviously lying. i've never gotten a tattoo so i dunno how bad it hurts but i can't imagine it being mundane enough to fall asleep and STAY asleep if you've got a needle poking your face at rapid speed. even if she fell asleep and he went crazy with the tattoos then why would he restrict himself to only drawing stars?


here's the kicker though...imo, you DESERVE to get tattood 56 times on your face if you're stupid enough to fall asleep around a tattoo artist that looks like this...

Spoiler

 

[Agent Z]

 

[Majic Walrus]

I think she's being misleading... What tattoo artist would continue to tattoo after the person lost consciousness?

 

[Marx]

I think this girl is lying. You don't 'go to sleep' and not notice someone tattooing your face!

 

[ChickenScratch]

Straight up lies, covering her ass from her parents, wanting money from the law suit you know she's gonna file. My buds and I all have tats and we usually go and get them at the same time as a group thing. If a buncha dudes are in the parlor grimacing in pain no little girl is gonna sleep through it.

 

[Marx]

Straight up lies, covering her ass from her parents, wanting money from the law suit you know she's gonna file. My buds and I all have tats and we usually go and get them at the same time as a group thing. If a buncha dudes are in the parlor grimacing in pain no little girl is gonna sleep through it.

Exactly.

 

[Raiden]

Yeah, she's definitely lying. I hope she gets grounded and her cellphone taken away as punishment.

 

[ComicChick]

they don't have security cameras there? that could clear everything right up if they did

i do know people who have dozed off while getting tattoos, but it was usually when they were going to be sitting for a couple of hours. i can't image 3 stars taking that long that you can fall asleep during?
unless like someone said, she was drunk/drugged out, or has some crazy sleeping disorder

 

[Addendum]

they don't have security cameras there? that could clear everything right up if they did

i do know people who have dozed off while getting tattoos, but it was usually when they were going to be sitting for a couple of hours. i can't image 3 stars taking that long that you can fall asleep during?
unless like someone said, she was drunk/drugged out, or has some crazy sleeping disorder

Like the narcoleptic dog?

 

[dark_b]

I say she's lying too.

How are you going to sleep during 56 tatoos being itched into your face.

She's just trying to cover her butt since her father's pissed.

i agree with this post. i think its strange to sleep when some guy is making tatoo on your face.

 

[Master Chief]

Werd uPP, it doesn't look bad enough to be an accident.

 

[ComicChick]

well it does look like she got three stars... well stars in the shape of a three that is