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Goddammit. Goddammit man.. ****... I'm still reeling. ****. ****.

I need some advice. Here's the situation: I went into the city this morning to meet a friend for brunch. When I was leaving the house, I got a call on my cell from her, and when I picked up, I couldn't really hear anything. Just feint sort of whispers. I thought maybe her phone accidently called mine when it was bumped around in her purse or something, so I didn't pay it any mind. So i'm in the city on my way to Gugino's(the restaurant) we were going to meet at, and I had about half an hour to kill, so I decided to stop by my school to check up on my schedule. Since it was a Sunday, only a few people were there in the editing lab, and everyone else was ghost. After stopping by and shooting the s**t with a couple of the regulars, I went to go take a piss in the bathroom down the hall, and I notice the emergency stairwell door was open. I go over to close it because I didn't want some alarm going off or some s**t, and in my peripheral, I spot my friend bloodied and beaten in the corner. I'm talking, like, her face is battered to ****. My head's in a million fu**king places now, and I barely know what to do. I checked to see if she was even alive and i'm yelling for help and everything is spinning. S**t is frenzied now. EMTs show up, cops are taking police reports and I didn't know what the hell to do. Cops are talking suspects and saying i'm suspect, which is total f**king nuts, but also scary as hell. First thing I did was call my mom(who works as a legal secretary at a lawfirm), and my mom got scared and said, "you're moving with your aunti and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it - yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel Air.
 
Sean you lost me when you switched to the Fresh Prince rap.

WTF?
 
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So where were you going to meet her for brunch at?
 
I WAS starting to get intrigued...

...but then I read the first part of the post.
 
LMAO!! Oh man, that was brilliant.

Is that your own joke or did you get it from somewhere? Very amusing.
 
Don't forget the butler, Jeffrey!

kainedamo, that's from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.
 
My high-speed scanning techniques always ruin these things too soon.
Odd combo though.
I'm going to say, not super great, but admirable, kind of like my dog with eyes that glowed green like lime sherbet cones at a rave thing. *shrug*
 
Quick, someone post the Carlton dance gif.
 
DOG LIPS said:
Quick, someone post the Carlton dance gif.

fresh.gif
 
farmerfran said:
Don't forget the butler, Jeffrey!

kainedamo, that's from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.


I know THAT!! That's why it's so funny. What I mean is, did the guy think "yeah, it would be really funny to ramble on then just throw in the lyrics to Fresh Prince of Bel Air", or did he get the idea from somewhere else?
 
Probably a mix of reality and fiction.

sean, is your mother really a legal secretary?
 
Oh, apparently things like these are just hilarious.

God, no wonder that Tom Green idiot was so popular for like, half a year.
 
The fatal flaw in that image is that Carlton is not relflected in the sword.
 
Elijya, you have way too much time on your hands...
 

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