Samus vs. Master Chief: Who Wins?

[spartan 117]

There. It took me a day to finish it, but that's my "proper" response. Not too shabby, all things considering.

I know for a fact that you didn't draw this; not your style.

You just got it off the internet.
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/5290/MetroidvHalo.jpg

Theres the link to the picture.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Pat, what the hell are you doing here? Uploaded the sketch to the server.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

And another thing, are we in agreement that Samus would win 100% of the time if only the two games are considered, not the novels? Because that's all I really care about.

 

[spartan 117]

Okay, Brain, you had to put my name out for what reasons? Is it for the fact that you couldn't really come up with anything to say. Sure. Fine. Maybe you just happened to draw that picture, but just so you know that picture you "Happened" to draw has the old Master Chief Suit and not to mention the old 'AR.'

But up close, MC would not shoot, he would melee.

So watch the names next time, that is why we have screen names.

One more thing, you can threaten me all you want about banning me, but if you do it shows how childish you really are.

 

[Johnny DC]

I doubt he would have to lock on because if Samus is as fast as you say she is, all the MC has to do is lead her a little and pull the trigger.

Locking on makes her combat more sluggish partly due to the fact that no matter how fast she shoots, her projectiles are not that fast. Hell, even space pirates can dodge them when they move around. MC as it has bee established is very mobile, he would have no problem either getting out of the range of the lock, or just moving and shooting just waiting for his time to strike.

I've never seen anything dodge a plasma or light beam, especially when she's locked on.

READ THE BOOKS IDIOT... MC takes the fight to the Covenant many times, and he hasen't lost a step.

COUNT IDIOT. There have been nine Metroid games, ten when Corruption is released. Add the manga. Now Halo, it only has two games, three when the next one comes out, four novels and one graphic novel. Do the math; Samus has had more adventures so far.

With MC's procission aiming he would shoot the missles as they left her arm, blowing up her arm. Leaving her without any projectile weopon.

His aim depends on who's playing.

she would be dead before she even got the boots on.

He would be dead before he found a gun.

Simple Law of Physics. Not to mention her ball makes her defenceless (weaker). And the Rocket would only have to hit the Armor covering her energy and send her flying.

Simple law of physics...? Go on, what's the law?... You're ******ed. And she doesn't go into her ball when she screw attacks, a ball of energy surrounds her. I thought you played the game.

Yet again you all assume that the Chief will just stand there and let her hit him.

If Samus is locked on, it doesn't matter if he's moving or not.

That creature is not as fast as the Chief, nor as agile.

I'll believe it when I see it in the Halo game.

I think Fenrir is imberassing you; everything you guys post he posts right back. Keep up the good work

He's not embarassing me. What makes you think I'm embarassed. He hasn't ever replied yet.

Yet again, HE. WILL. NOT. BE. STANDING. STILL. THE. WHOLE. TIME.

His movement has nothing to do with his continual punishment. Yet again, SHE. WILL. BE. LOCKED. ON.

No real efficiency in "lock on" and the "slow projectiles."

Except for the fact that her aim will never falter and that she has projectiles that move the speed of light.

Complete ignorance It covers him completely.

I don't watch as much television as you I guess. You're the ignorant one who was wrong about the screw attack, and that game's out already.

So, GrayGhost has not really played Halo at all. So what's your point?

Oh yeah did I mention that he is now just barley getting into the MP series. He has never played them before.

And yet, with as little as he's seen, he still knows Samus would win. Good for him.

 

[InVictus]

Both would be wiped out by Turrican:P

 

[spartan 117]

I've never seen anything dodge a plasma or light beam, especially when she's locked on.

Then what difficulty are you putting your game at, seems to me when I played them on the hardist difficulty they were able to dodge a lock on with plasma equiped.

COUNT IDIOT. There have been nine Metroid games, ten when Corruption is released. Add the manga. Now Halo, it only has two games, three when the next one comes out, four novels and one graphic novel. Do the math; Samus has had more adventures so far.

So obviosly you haven't read the books, each one has many adventures inside them. Each battle making the Chief more and more experienced.

His aim depends on who's playing.

Am I mistaken, i thought that this was a battle between the characters, not between real people contolling them. Even so that gives the Chief even a higher advantage.

And I thought we established that Multiplayer has nothing to do with each.

He would be dead before he found a gun.

He wouldn't need a gun, just his fists would do fine.

Simple law of physics...? Go on, what's the law?... You're ******ed. And she doesn't go into her ball when she screw attacks, a ball of energy surrounds her. I thought you played the game.

"AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION UNLESS ACTED UPON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE" -Sir. Isaac Newton

If Samus is locked on, it doesn't matter if he's moving or not.

Then how are the enemies able to move out of range of her lock? So he can move out of range.

His movement has nothing to do with his continual punishment. Yet again, SHE. WILL. BE. LOCKED. ON.

Need I say more look up ^.

I don't watch as much television as you I guess. You're the ignorant one who was wrong about the screw attack, and that game's out already.

Oh the trailer is on the NET, just find it.

What "game's out already"?

And yet, with as little as he's seen, he still knows Samus would win. Good for him.

And yet your the real fanboy here. "More adventures?" Basing your entire hope of winning on "Seniority" I guess.

Oh yeah, Master Chief doesn't go on "ADVENTURES" he goes to "WAR"

 

[DACMAN]

And another thing, are we in agreement that Samus would win 100% of the time if only the two games are considered, not the novels? Because that's all I really care about.

Two things.

One, no. We are not in agreement. The Chief would win every time. Anyone who says different is just a Nintendo fan boy.

Two, just look at your sig.

 

[Warhammer]

^I'm definitely not a Nintendo fanboy, and I think that Samus would own Master Chief.

 

[Deleted User]

^I'm definitely not a Nintendo fanboy, and I think that Samus would own Master Chief.

Well, he also didn't mention that anyone who thinks this also knows little to nothing in the way of either characters.

 

[Deleted User]

Not sure where you're pulling this out of. With all of her energy tanks, there's no way one or two or even three attacks of anything will make her a "carcass."

Master Chief uses the Covenant Energy Sword and leap-strikes her from 20 feet away, instantly impaling her on a rod of pure plasma. Samus loses. And yes, one or two of these attacks would end up with a very dead Samus.

Master Chief could not use Samus' weaponry, it's augmented into her suit. And Samus is fast enough to continuously attack without letting Chief recharge, especially with beams like the light beam, plasma beam or even the standard power beam, all of which are rapid fire. Heck, all she needs to do is use her seeker missles and bam, Chief is hit with five missles at once.

And you're still arguing like Master Chief is going to stand still. And you do realize that since he's a tactical mastermind that he could use any and all cover and structures to his advantage. Unless they're fighting in a vacuum, or in a desert, it's not like he won't be able to take advantage of his surroundings. But even then, he's got the speed and agility to evade anything she throws his way long enough for his shields to recharge even somewhat.

You're right, and it's already been established that Samus' shields drain slower than Chief's. Since Chief can't lock on, I doubt he'd even be able to hit her. And what about ammo? Chief can run out.

Why couldn't he hit her again? Considering that everything suggests that Master Chief in normality is faster than Samus without her having to use her turbo boots every five seconds. And yes, he can run out of ammo. Thankfully for him, there is such a thing as extra clips, as well as the energy sword..

Big whoop. Samus has penetrated deep in the heart of hostile enemy territory more times than Chief.

And what source exactly did you get this from, hmm?

Samus could do the same. And she wouldn't be a walk in the park because of her missles and power bombs.

What's that have to do with, well.. anything?

Master Chief can dodge something going the speed of sound? Doubtful.

Considering that the speed of trained soldiers' movements were the speed of, well, a fist through jelly when he first came out of his initial training and augmentation.. I'm sure that he would be able to dodge something going the speed of sound.

How can a rocket take out a ball of energy?

As spartan and Fenrir said, a blast from a rocket can quite easily knock a fast-moving object off of it's trajectory.. or at least slow it down quite a bit. Unless of course we aren't playing with the laws of physics here anymore, either.

Again, Chief can't replenish if he's continously being hit. What's great about Samus' weapons is that every time you hit the fire button, she fires, meaning you can tap it as fast as you want and she'll fire that fast.

Unfortunately, I think that an automatic weapon fires rounds faster than a person tapping their button with their finger as rapidly as they can. That's why there's a difference between semi-automatic and automatic guns.

Sure, Chief can take direct hit, but not continuous ones. A missle combo would be of much concern to him. Plus Chief would have as much of a chance doing melee damage to Samus as the alien creature did during the opening sequence to MP Hunters.

Actually, with the use of his shield generator he could take pretty much any blast continuous or not from Samus' weapons. And the last line of yours got a good laugh out of me. This pretty much exemplifies exactly why you have absolutely no knowledge of what MC can do. He can flip a tank like a beachball, you don't think he could crush her like a soda can with his brute strength? Not to mention the leap-strike with the energy sword.

Again, you're insulting the air. GrayGhost didn't type that. You're humiliating yourself.

Actually, he did type that. He brought vehicles into the equation when we weren't even taking them into account to begin with. Fenrir replied accordingly. Please, just quit while you're ahead.

You and your 3-second timeframe. I never give my enemies that window in Metroid. Even in multiplayer. Samus always has ammo.

Yes, but none of your "enemies" have the mobility or knowledge of battlefield tactics that Master Chief does. Your argument is null and void. I also love that "Samus always has ammo" bit, that has absolutely nothing to do with MC being able to outmaneuver and generally out-think Samus.

Samus could do the same thing with the Federation, dumbass.

UNSC > Federation. Believe me.

The fact that you claim to have played both MPs and not know what her Phazon mode is negates any argument you've ever made. It's her suit at the end of MP when she fights the metroid prime. Ha! You're pathetic.

Then you also have to take into Master Chief with overshield and camo activated. Seeing as you're pulling out one-time equipment options that Samus never has in regularity.

Considering Samus frightening effeciency with her weapons and evading skills, she'll have no problem taking out Master Chief.

Considering that Master Chief has frightening efficiency with his own weapons, and the weapons of other races.. as well as being able to use any situation to his advantage.. you're assertion makes absolutely no sense.

Congratulations.

And if we're talking future games, than your arguement that Samaus can't look around while moving is null and void. And I haven't seen the TV Spot for HALO 3, but, what? She can't go around the sheild?

Even without it, it really doesn't matter since Samus can't look around while moving. But with it, she can't go around the shield.. it acts as a bubble that will fend off any and EVERY physical and energy-based attack that comes his way.

Ha! GrayGhost, keep up the good work! You're making him sick to his very bones Maybe on his death bed he'll realize what a moron he is for trying to make up arguements when he hasn't even played all the games.

Congratulating GrayGhost and patting yourself on the back is the furthest from a smart or logical thing to be doing at this point. The only thing you are trumpeting by this is your arrogance and self-inflated ego, not any kind of victory.

You lose in the game of life.

 

[Fenrir]

Not sure where you're pulling this out of. With all of her energy tanks, there's no way one or two or even three attacks of anything will make her a "carcass."

The Chief, with his superhuman strength, can easily break through Samus' visor and punch her in the face that her "energy tanks" can't protect. And if not, there's always the Plasma sword that cuts through shield and armor like hot knife through butter.

Master Chief could not use Samus' weaponry, it's augmented into her suit. And Samus is fast enough to continuously attack without letting Chief recharge, especially with beams like the light beam, plasma beam or even the standard power beam, all of which are rapid fire. Heck, all she needs to do is use her seeker missles and bam, Chief is hit with five missles at once.

Like I said, the Chief's new found shield bomb in Halo 3 is enough to nullify ALL of Samus attacks. He simply has to wait until she runs out and then go in for the kill.

You're right, and it's already been established that Samus' shields drain slower than Chief's. Since Chief can't lock on, I doubt he'd even be able to hit her. And what about ammo? Chief can run out.

The Chief is not incompetent like Samus where he needs some onboard computer to lock on and do the targeting for him. He can hit a bird's eye from a 3-mile distance on his own. Samus can't. The Chief is a natural warrior whose abilities are enhanced by his MJOLNIR armor. Samus can't do **** without her power suit.

Big whoop. Samus has penetrated deep in the heart of hostile enemy territory more times than Chief.

Yeah, enemy territory that is also half-vacant and empty and not like the hellish warzones the Chief regularly ventures into.

Samus could do the same.

Has she? If not, shut your trap before any more of that feces comes rolling out.

And she wouldn't be a walk in the park because of her missles and power bombs.

So you're saying it would be difficult for her?

Really, do you even know what you're saying? Go take a crash course in basic English and then come back here, junior.

Master Chief can dodge something going the speed of sound? Doubtful.

Again, BRING ME ****ING PROOF THAT SAMUS's TURBO BOOTS ALLOW HER TO MOVE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. When will you clowns stop making up **** and exaggerating facts. Haven't you embarassed yourselves enough?

How can a rocket take out a ball of energy?

I said break the ball's trajectory, dumbass.

It'll be good for evading.

And that's ALL she can do in a fight against the Chief. Run...run like the wind.

Again, Chief can't replenish if he's continously being hit. What's great about Samus' weapons is that every time you hit the fire button, she fires, meaning you can tap it as fast as you want and she'll fire that fast.

But as long as you use the power beam like a semi-automatic machine gun, it'll do laughably non-existent damage, especially to foes with shields. The Chief can shrug it off like flies while moving in closer for the kill. Bye-bye sweetie.

Sure, Chief can take direct hit, but not continuous ones. A missle combo would be of much concern to him.

Not when he has that nifty shield bomb now. You guys just better give up already. Nothing can break through that baby. The Chief has got an impenetrable defense.

Plus Chief would have as much of a chance doing melee damage to Samus as the alien creature did during the opening sequence to MP Hunters.

Comparing a genetic, state-of-the-art supersoldier who regularly kills hundreds, if not thousands of alien scum on a daily basis with "the alien creature in the opening of MP Hunters" shows how much you know about the Chief (which by the way, is jack ****).

Again, you're insulting the air. GrayGhost didn't type that. You're humiliating yourself.

I'm insulting TheGrayGhost for posting that hysterically amusing filth. And you just humiliated yourself by proving yourself an illiterate ****** for being unable to figure something as simple as that.

You and your 3-second timeframe. I never give my enemies that window in Metroid. Even in multiplayer. Samus always has ammo.

You know, that would have been the single plausible argument in favor of Samus, except of course, all her infinite ammo weapons can't hit through walls or cover, which the Chief uses to replenish his shields.

Samus could do the same thing with the Federation, dumbass.

Except the Federation has never once come to her aid like that, which proves that she can't. Pull that noggin out of your anal cavity before mashing the keyboard, son.

The fact that you claim to have played both MPs and not know what her Phazon mode is negates any argument you've ever made. It's her suit at the end of MP when she fights the metroid prime. Ha! You're pathetic.

First of all, he said Phazon mode, NOT suit, you inbred jackass. Learn to read. Secondly, the Phazon suit only gives Samus an incremental boost to her armor and allows her to resist and use Blue Phazon, but it can't psychically make her enemies explode like TheGrayGhost posted. Jeez, why even bother coming to a discussion if you can't even comprehend the language in question? You must have failed grade-school or something to be so damn poor at reading basic stuff like that.

Considering Samus frightening effeciency with her weapons and evading skills, she'll have no problem taking out Master Chief.

Uhh, except she can't. That much had been proven so far in the thread. D'uh.

And if we're talking future games, than your arguement that Samaus can't look around while moving is null and void.

How? Can Samus look around freely while moving in MP3? I thought the developers already made clear they have no intention of making MP play like a FPS? You're stuck with the same tank-like controls, chump.

And I haven't seen the TV Spot for HALO 3, but, what?

Then go watch it, you incorrigible waste of DNA! How can you even try to reply to something when you don't know what it is to begin with?

She can't go around the sheild?

Yeah, best of luck to her for going around this shield:

Ha! GrayGhost, keep up the good work! You're making him sick to his very bones Maybe on his death bed he'll realize what a moron he is for trying to make up arguements when he hasn't even played all the games.

Maybe Johnny DC will shoot himself so that he won't be able to breed and us and the rest of the humanity will be spared from his illiterate, dumbass and ******ed progeny. "

Saving the world from stupidity, one moron at a time."

 

[Fenrir]

And another thing, are we in agreement that Samus would win 100% of the time if only the two games are considered, not the novels? Because that's all I really care about.

Why would only the two Halo games are considered when every single Metroid game and manga are taken into account? Why don't you stop with these diseased double standards already? You're really grasping for straws here, kiddo.

 

[Kung Fu master]

I think maybe Fenrir has a crush on MC

 

[Deleted User]

I think maybe Fenrir has a crush on MC

I think maybe people can argue for a video game character without having a "crush" on them. There's nothing wrong with arguing for the correct viewpoint, you know.

 

[Master Chief]

Are you guys discussing a fight in a game world, or in the real world? Because I see a lot of stuff grounded in reality, then it does a 180 and I read about "can't look up or down" And just. Gawd.

 

[Kung Fu master]

I think Deleted User is just defending his own crush on MC... :

 

[Fenrir]

Well, I will freely admit that I haven't read the novels, or have played the games as often as some of the posters in this thread, but I think I know enough to know that Samus is way out of his league.

How do you know Samus is way out of his league when you, by your own admission, haven't even played the games and don't know **** about Halo?

Quit playing with words like a fumbling juvenile and start making sense, chimpy.

I think Fenrir is under the impression that one hit from Master Chief is a big blow, which it is for a normal person without a Chozo power suit, but to Samus, it isn't any different from the hits she received from the genetically enhanced and Phazon-augmented space pirates she's come across. Read their log entries. At most, such a blow would probably take away a little more than half of one energy tank, not taking into account whether or not she has the Varia, Gravity, Dark/Light, Fusion, etc. suits which provide anywhere from 25% to 50% to 75% resistance to damage, respectively.

I'm talking about a punch from the Master Chief with his superhuman strength smashing through Samus' visor and hitting her directly in the flesh. No way she's surviving that one. And then there's the Plasma Sword that *cue chorus* cuts through shields and armor like hot knife through butter *end chorus*. A point-blank range encounter with the Chief is suicide for Samus. Period.

But honestly, how could Master Chief possibly close the gap with his total weight of "one-metric ton," compared to Samus' nimble 200 lbs. and less.

You also don't seem to realize this "one-metric ton" guy also has the strength to flip tanks in the air. A metric ton is like featherweight to him. And if you did know anything about the Halo universe, instead of dragging him down, the suit enhances the Chief's strength, mobility, speed and reflex to unimaginable levels. He might actually be able to move faster in the suit than he can without it.

Oh and he weighs half a metric ton.

But don't let the weight fool you, as the powerful Chozo technology packs quite a punch and is extraodinarily durable (which is why the space pirates have been trying for decades to duplicate the suit with no success.)

Goes to show how dumb those space pirates really are. t:

And on that note, is Forerunner technology really superior to Chozo technology? That's news to me. Have the Forerunner been able to bend the fabric of space and time at their will and cross between various planes of existence?

Uhh, yeah.

Why don't you stop making an utter joke out of yourself and just go play the games already? Jeez, I'm getting exhausted spoon-feeding every single detail to that empty container you call a brain.

Anyway... carry on with the argument. In retrospect, I didn't initially go into this looking for any serious discussion (you know, the "bebbies" and "Jigglypuff")...

Thinly-veiled sarcasm. You got anymore childish tricks up your sleeve, junior? Because this place sure as hell could be lightened up a bit with more of your idiotically amusing quips.

Is there something I'm missing, though... if his shields are easy enough to lower and open a window of several seconds (recharging) to attack, wouldn't Samus be able to easily exploit this.

The suits' shields is not the Chief's only defense. In Halo 3, he's also got a nifty new shield bomb that is impossible to penetrate no matter what you throw at it. All of Samus' weaponry is useless against it. Time to concede the argument, little buddy. Because a piss-poor fanboy art is about as close as Samus can get to beating the Master Chief. That's her ultimate forte - the mind of the Nintendork. That's why she's always naked during the end credits of Metroid games, because the fantasy has ended leaving her bare as things snap back into the real world. Natch. t:

 

[Deleted User]

I think Deleted User is just defending him because he has a crush on MC too... :

You bore me.

 

[Fenrir]

I think maybe Fenrir has a crush on MC

Which one?

 

[Kung Fu master]

This one

^But I like her

 

[Fenrir]

Because you're homophobic.

Wait...that doesn't sound right.

 

[Deleted User]

I never got the freakishly large shoulderpads, by the way. They don't make much sense to me.

 

[Kung Fu master]

Master Chief can't do this, suckas!!!

 

[Johnny DC]

The Chief, with his superhuman strength, can easily break through Samus' visor and punch her in the face that her "energy tanks" can't protect. And if not, there's always the Plasma sword that cuts through shield and armor like hot knife through butter.

Uh, energy tanks are health, they don't protect anything you f***ing ******.

Like I said, the Chief's new found shield bomb in Halo 3 is enough to nullify ALL of Samus attacks. He simply has to wait until she runs out and then go in for the kill.

Until she runs out of what? She doesn't need ammo. That's been covered countless times already, jackass.

The Chief is not incompetent like Samus where he needs some onboard computer to lock on and do the targeting for him. He can hit a bird's eye from a 3-mile distance on his own. Samus can't. The Chief is a natural warrior whose abilities are enhanced by his MJOLNIR armor. Samus can't do **** without her power suit.

...You're stupidty is making me dumber. It's not incompetence; it's damn good technology. And how many f***ing times do we have to tell you, Samus is just as agile and fast out of her suit as she is while she's in it. SHE HAS CHOZO BLOOD. SHE HAS METROID BLOOD. YOU'RE ******ED.

Yeah, enemy territory that is also half-vacant and empty and not like the hellish warzones the Chief regularly ventures into.

If anyone's been to hell and back, it's Samus when she went into Dark Aether.

Has she? If not, shut your trap before any more of that feces comes rolling out.

No, but she could. She usually goes to their aid. Have you seen the Federation soldiers from MP Echoes or Hunters? There's an uncanny resemblence to Master Chief; a tongue-in-cheek way of saying Master Chief and his soldiers couldn't cut it in the Metroid universe. Shut your trap before any more of MC's bodily fluid comes oozing out.

So you're saying it would be difficult for her?

Really, do you even know what you're saying? Go take a crash course in basic English and then come back here, junior.

Or, you could just learn to read. You said Samus, with her missles and power bombs, woud be a walk in the park for MC. I'm saying she wouldn't be a walk in the park because of her missles and power bombs. I know you're in first grade, so I won't hold your lack of reading comprehension against you.

Again, BRING ME ****ING PROOF THAT SAMUS's TURBO BOOTS ALLOW HER TO MOVE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. When will you clowns stop making up **** and exaggerating facts. Haven't you embarassed yourselves enough?

Again, YOU'D HAVE TO PLAY THE ****ING GAME! The full description is in the her logbook. I'm not asking you to write passages from the books proving MC's speed am I?

I said break the ball's trajectory, dumbass.

Okay, fine by me, sh**face. So long as you admit a rocket wouldn't take out Samus' screw attack.

And that's ALL she can do in a fight against the Chief. Run...run like the wind.

All MC can do his hide and die

But as long as you use the power beam like a semi-automatic machine gun, it'll do laughably non-existent damage, especially to foes with shields. The Chief can shrug it off like flies while moving in closer for the kill. Bye-bye sweetie.

He couldn't do that against the light or plasma beam. Or better yet: the Omega Canon, which I guarantee you can blast apart MC's armor, just as it did to Gorea's impenatrable armor in MP Hunters. If MC's anywhere in the line of sight of the canon's impact, he's instantly dead.

Not when he has that nifty shield bomb now. You guys just better give up already. Nothing can break through that baby. The Chief has got an impenetrable defense.

Again: Omega Canon. Or even the Hyper Beam from Super Metroid. It could pass through anything, even walls.

Comparing a genetic, state-of-the-art supersoldier who regularly kills hundreds, if not thousands of alien scum on a daily basis with "the alien creature in the opening of MP Hunters" shows how much you know about the Chief (which by the way, is jack ****).

MC would be just another alien scum to Samus, who also regularly commits genocide with alien species.

You know, that would have been the single plausible argument in favor of Samus, except of course, all her infinite ammo weapons can't hit through walls or cover, which the Chief uses to replenish his shields.

Oh snap! I win! Her Hyper Beam passes through matter! Ha, ha!; you admit it! You're my b**ch now!

Except the Federation has never once come to her aid like that, which proves that she can't. Pull that noggin out of your anal cavity before mashing the keyboard, son.

How about you pull that MC helmet out of your anal cavity because she's works for the Federation, beeyotch.

First of all, he said Phazon mode, NOT suit, you inbred jackass. Learn to read. Secondly, the Phazon suit only gives Samus an incremental boost to her armor and allows her to resist and use Blue Phazon, but it can't psychically make her enemies explode like TheGrayGhost posted. Jeez, why even bother coming to a discussion if you can't even comprehend the language in question? You must have failed grade-school or something to be so damn poor at reading basic stuff like that.

First of all, Phazon mode refers to her Phazon suit you analy-bred sh**face. Second, I never agreed that it made enemies explode. Go ahead, keep trying; you'll get out of first grade someday.

Uhh, except she can't. That much had been proven so far in the thread. D'uh.

Really? Because I've seen more support for Samus than MC in this thread. Heck, even check the poll.

How? Can Samus look around freely while moving in MP3? I thought the developers already made clear they have no intention of making MP play like a FPS? You're stuck with the same tank-like controls, chump.

She's going to move with the nunchuck attatchment and aim with the wiimote. LEARN. TO. READ.

Then go watch it, you incorrigible waste of DNA! How can you even try to reply to something when you don't know what it is to begin with?

I'll make you a deal: I'll watch it when you play the other Metroid games and know what the f*** your talking about.

Maybe Johnny DC will shoot himself so that he won't be able to breed and us and the rest of the humanity will be spared from his illiterate, dumbass and ******ed progeny. "

Saving the world from stupidity, one moron at a time."

But I have too much to live for now that you're my b**ch. And as my b**ch, I order you to eat sh** and die.