Samus vs. Master Chief: Who Wins?

[Deleted User]

Samus Aran.........destroys Master Cheif

If maybe you could spell "Master Chief" correctly, you'd gain a little bit of credibility. Until then, they're pretty evenly matched.

 

[Kung Fu master]

I think this says a lot, in regards to how Master Chief would handle Metroids.
A great argument for Samus would be comparing the abilities of her adversaries to Master Chief's.

 

[Kung Fu master]

another great pic i found:

 

[Johnny DC]

Sweet; there's a lot of people at Deviat Art who agree that Samus would win.

EDIT: How did that happen KungFumaster?

 

[Kung Fu master]

I wasn't looking at deviant art, i just googled samus and master chief...

spooky...

 

[DACMAN]

DACMAN, why have you forsaken us?

- Gammy.

facetious

[fuh-see-shuhs]
–adjective

1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential,
amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.


Come on. You're a guy, you should understand this stuff....

 

[El Santo]

facetious

[fuh-see-shuhs]
–adjective

1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential,
amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.


Come on. You're a guy, you should understand this stuff....

No!
I meant, why haven't you been to GR with us, where people love you more?

 

[Deleted User]

You know Metroids are pretty much the Flood, which he kills with ease? Pft, nevermind. I forget that people with their heads up their asses usually can't see the light of day.

Oh yeah, and guess what? You can't compare two different games' enemies, seeing as they never face each others' enemies. Sigh. The intelligence level of the people here appalls me. Also, posting pictures of Samus beating Master Chief is the lowest excuse for an actual argument in favor of your claims. You know, people draw pictures about Link beating MC as well, and all he has is ****ing arrows and a sword. It doesn't make their viewpoint any less.. well, wrong.

If anything, it just exemplifies how pathetic some Metroid fans must be to have to draw pictures of Samus beating another video game character so theirs doesn't seem so inferior anymore. How the **** can you be so threatened by a character off a video game that you have to "your favorite" killing the other?? It's sort of just pathetic at some point.

 

[Johnny DC]

You know Metroids are pretty much the Flood, which he kills with ease? Pft, nevermind. I forget that people with their heads up their asses usually can't see the light of day.

Actually, I think you have that backwards. The Flood are pretty much Metroids. Well, at least the infection form.

Oh yeah, and guess what? You can't compare two different games' enemies, seeing as they never face each others' enemies. Sigh. The intelligence level of the people here appalls me. Also, posting pictures of Samus beating Master Chief is the lowest excuse for an actual argument in favor of your claims. You know, people draw pictures about Link beating MC as well, and all he has is ****ing arrows and a sword. It doesn't make their viewpoint any less.. well, wrong.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! t: All it needs is PWNED written across it. Oh, and me posting picture of Samus beating Master Chief wasn't me trying to prove Samus could win. I just thought it was cool so many others at Deviant Art thought Samus would win, so don't get so hurt.

If anything, it just exemplifies how pathetic some Metroid fans must be to have to draw pictures of Samus beating another video game character so theirs doesn't seem so inferior anymore. How the **** can you be so threatened by a character off a video game that you have to "your favorite" killing the other?? It's sort of just pathetic at some point.

They can draw whatever they want to. Why are you calling them pathetic and what makes you think they drew it because they were threatened? If anything, your post makes you look threatened by the drawings.

 

[Zenien]

You know Metroids are pretty much the Flood, which he kills with ease? Pft, nevermind. I forget that people with their heads up their asses usually can't see the light of day.

Metroids are far different from the flood. I'm not sure how you'd even relate the two aside from both being alien species. Metroids don't assimilate or convert things, they syphon energy/lifeforce. Both species have wildly different aspects to them in terms of species abilities, progression, intelligence, everything.

Oh yeah, and guess what? You can't compare two different games' enemies, seeing as they never face each others' enemies.

You just did.

Following your logic we can't even compare two different charactrs because they would never face eachother.

As an aside:

Fenrir reading my post realizing he had made serveral glaring logical oversights and decides to insult me and leave the thread; that was awesome.

 

[Kung Fu master]

^Well put, Z.

The intelligence level of Deleted User appalls me.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Your intelligence level appalls me but you don't see me complaining about it.

 

[Kung Fu master]

Your mom's intelligence level appalls me.

 

[Johnny DC]

Burn!

 

[DACMAN]

Actually, I think you have that backwards. The Flood are pretty much Metroids. Well, at least the infection form.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! t: All it needs is PWNED written across it. Oh, and me posting picture of Samus beating Master Chief wasn't me trying to prove Samus could win. I just thought it was cool so many others at Deviant Art thought Samus would win, so don't get so hurt.



They can draw whatever they want to. Why are you calling them pathetic and what makes you think they drew it because they were threatened? If anything, your post makes you look threatened by the drawings.

If anything I think it shows Nintendo fans feel threatened by Halo
and the fact Nintendo is loosing ground. Seems like a lot of anti-Xbox,
pro-Nintendo art keeps coming out of the wood work. You'd probably
see more pro-Xbox art work but Xbox fans are probably too
busy playing some great games on their 360 to do so. But I love
that picture due to the fact the MC is holding an SMG and Link a sword.
It seems wildly silly. The art is fairly impressive though.

 

[Zenien]

It wasn't Microsoft that made Nintendo lose ground though.

Anyway Nintendo will be making up ground this gen, probably.

 

[DACMAN]

Maybe. They need to get away from games like Mario Sunshine and that Donkey Kong Jungle Drums game. They need to keep games like Zelda OoT and TP coming.

 

[Deleted User]

Actually, I think you have that backwards. The Flood are pretty much Metroids. Well, at least the infection form.

The picture you provided of the Metroid is basically akin to a Flood. I'd not expect the Chief to be overwhelmed by something so weedy.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! t: All it needs is PWNED written across it. Oh, and me posting picture of Samus beating Master Chief wasn't me trying to prove Samus could win. I just thought it was cool so many others at Deviant Art thought Samus would win, so don't get so hurt.

Pwned? Yes, I think that's basically a correct title for the artists' mental capacity. Really, you just posted all of those pictures because you thought it was "cool" that people at DA thought Samus would win? Ookay.. if you say so, chief.

They can draw whatever they want to. Why are you calling them pathetic and what makes you think they drew it because they were threatened? If anything, your post makes you look threatened by the drawings.

Drawing one video game character killing another is a sign of feeling threatened by the one that's killed. I mean, why else would you draw a picture of Samus killing the MC? What do those characters have in common that would drive someone to depict one killing the other? I mean, unless you were trying to defend the "coolness" of your character of course..


Also, to Zenien: I only compared them because they looked similar. I said it because I figured that the MC wouldn't be overwhelmed by what looks like a large jellyfish. It also reminded me of the little infectious Flood, which is why I thought it in the first place.

And yes, following my logic you would come to that conclusion.. why? Because I've been saying it for the past.. three posts. So nice of you to join the party.

 

[Deleted User]

^Well put, Z.

The intelligence level of Deleted User appalls me.

I know, it's not every day that you meet someone that is far above your mental level. It's okay though, some day you might find yourself crossing that treacherous gap into a positive IQ reading.

Give me a break, all of your posts can be summarized into a bunch of hyperbole and "LOLZ! SAMUS IZ COOL!" What were you saying, again?

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I would put my degree to work and draw some Chief kicking peoples asses ****, however I actually have a life which takes up my free time.

 

[Deleted User]

I would put my degree to work and draw some Chief kicking peoples asses ****, however I actually have a life which takes up my free time.

Best part of all is that your artwork would be better than any of the **** that Metroid fanboys can scrawl on a piece of paper.

 

[Zenien]

 

[Zenien]

One of my personal favorites:

There's a ton more good stuff I have, I might just start posting it since the debate seems to have gone dormant.

 

[Master Chief]

SHe is sooo hot.

lol, the only way to settle this is to take them out of the suits.

 

[Zenien]

You just want to see Samus in her Zero Suit, perv.