Samus vs. Master Chief: Who Wins?

[Zenien]

Read the log entries in Prime to get a better idea of the things Samus just walks right over on a daily basis. Not to mention that the Space pirates are a race that have been genetically modifying themselves to be stronger and more resilient for like, ever.

 

[DACMAN]

Do you have any idea how powerful MC is even without his suit?

Aw snap.

 

[Deleted User]

Read the log entries in Prime to get a better idea of the things Samus just walks right over on a daily basis. Not to mention that the Space pirates are a race that have been genetically modifying themselves to be stronger and more resilient for like, ever.

You should read the books to see what John walks over on a daily basis. To put it quite literally, anything and everything. That's not even hyperbole in the least, really.. even 10ft, half ton aliens which are basically just machinations of metal/flesh can't stop him. It's not like he's some push over or that his suit doesn't amplify his already super-human powers/senses.

But really now, the Covenant are inheritly strong and resilient. Hell, even just Elites can one-punch human marines and kill them. It's not like they're run-of-the-mill just-above human level sort of creatures.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Do you have any idea how powerful MC is even without his suit?

Has he ever taken it off? I doubt it. Samus has done the job without the suit and with a weaker one.

This is a stupid thread. We all know they'd never fight. They'd have sex and breed an army of super soldiers who take over the universe.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Isn't also well established that Samus is incredibly skilled, even without her suit. She's been raised and trained by the Chozo, who, next to the Alimbic, are the most powerful and advanced warriors in the universe...

Anyway, I think a better match up for Master Chief, like I said, is Jigglypuff:

 

[Deleted User]

Isn't also well established that Samus is incredibly skilled, even without her suit. She's been raised and trained by the Chozo, who, next to the Alimbic, are the most powerful and advanced warriors in the universe...

Anyway, I think a better match up for Master Chief, like I said, is Jigglypuff:

Yes, and MC single-handedly killed 3 ODSTs (without even trying to, he was just trying to defend himself) without his suit of armour. And you must know, since you seem to know so much about the Halo universe, that ODSTs are the elite of the human military.

But I'm sure you already knew all of this, right? You're a ****ing joke, GrayGhost, go crawl back into your hole. I thought we already established this in countless other threads.

And actually, to Spidey-Bat, he does take it off. He has to take it off for repairs, and he usually takes it off (at least parts) when he's not on active duty. Rare, yes, but it happens in the books a few times.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Well, I don't read the books and therefore do not acknowledge what happens in that continuity. If the Halo games aren't competent enough to encompass the story and need the books as a crutch to hold the convoluted story and character together, it isn't my fault. I simply look at the game. That said I think Jigglypuff is an excellent match-up against Master Chief. I'm not kidding. Well maybe I am a little a bit.

...Jigglypuff would win, btw.

 

[Master Chief]

But jigglypuff is like, a floodlet.

 

[Deleted User]

Well, I don't read the books and therefore do not acknowledge what happens in that continuity. If the Halo games aren't competent enough to encompass the story and need the books as a crutch to hold the convoluted story and character together, it isn't my fault. I simply look at the game. That said I think Jigglypuff is an excellent match-up against Master Chief. I'm not kidding.

It's a FPS. What do you expect? They can't fit his whole backstory into detail in the game, that would be absolutely ridiculous. Thus, Bungie has to use the books and other ways to explain the finer parts of the game's background. It's a perfectly acceptable way of telling the story. As long as they're not cutting out the "here and now" in the game so they can do some profiteering with the books.

And as always, your comments bore me.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

It's a FPS. What do you expect? They can't fit his whole backstory into detail in the game, that would be absolutely ridiculous. Thus, Bungie has to use the books and other ways to explain the finer parts of the game's background. It's a perfectly acceptable way of telling the story. As long as they're not cutting out the "here and now" in the game so they can do some profiteering with the books.

And as always, your comments bore me.

No it wouldn't. Honestly, the only reason they are even making those books is for money. They are milking the franchise for all its worth because they know all the Halo ****es are going out there and getting them. They could fit his back story into the game. But why spend years developing a game to progress the story when you can churn out a book in a few months?

 

[TheGrayGhost]

But jigglypuff is like, a floodlet.

Yet the little guy still manages to pwn at Smash. I hate it with a passion. A passion, I tell you! Do yourself a favor, and never underestimate Jigglypuff in a match-up, or you might lose the semi-finals to some pimpled loser who steals your Smash-king title!!! Ah...

 

[Deleted User]

No it wouldn't. Honestly, the only reason they are even making those books is for money. They are milking the franchise for all its worth because they know all the Halo ****es are going out there and getting them. They could fit his back story into the game. But why spend years developing a game to progress the story when you can churn out a book in a few months?

His backstory is too ****ing big to be explained in a game. People don't want 30 minute cutscenes like MGS or whatever in a FPS, as far as I can see. They could've done more with his backstory with the original, for sure.. but they still couldn't have reached the level of depth, anywhere near, that the books reach.

And really, the books have been released at yearly intervals, at least. I think even more than that, really. Also, a Bungie-employee doesn't write them, Eric Nylund (at least, he wrote the first two or three) writes them and Bungie approves the content.

 

[Fenrir]

Well, I don't read the books and therefore do not acknowledge what happens in that continuity.

Bungie does. And that's all that matters. So quit acting like a self-deafened juvenile who can't drop the asinine notion of what he thinks, goes.

If the Halo games aren't competent enough to encompass the story and need the books as a crutch to hold the convoluted story and character together, it isn't my fault.

And if you're so ****ing dumb as to refer such a straightforward story as Halo's as "convoluted", it isn't our fault either. The books are a source of additional insight into the Halo universe with information that isn't necessarily relevant to the basic premise of the game. The game's story is more about the war, the bigger picture instead of focusing on characters and other intimate details. There's nothing bad per se with this approach. It's simply a different way of telling the story.

 

[Fenrir]

Oh and on topic here - Samus is a bounty hunter that fights space pirates and parasitic lifeforms. Master Chief is a military supersoldier and a tactical mastermind who has single-handedly wiped out entire armies of a much more physically as well as technologically superior alien race. He would annihilate Samus within seconds.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Oh and on topic here - Samus is a bounty hunter that fights space pirates and parasitic lifeforms. Master Chief is a military supersoldier and a tactical mastermind who has single-handedly wiped out entire armies of a much more physically as well as technologically superior alien race. He would annihilate Samus within seconds.

Obviously you know nothing about the Metroid series. Samus does more than fight space pirates and parasites.

 

[Master Chief]

Yet the little guy still manages to pwn at Smash. I hate it with a passion. A passion, I tell you! Do yourself a favor, and never underestimate Jigglypuff in a match-up, or you might lose the semi-finals to some pimpled loser who steals your Smash-king title!!! Ah...

lol, yeah. I forgot about those matches where I got my ass kicked by jigglypuff. I think some people only mastered the puff so they could be labeled king of SMB.

 

[Fenrir]

Obviously you know nothing about the Metroid series. Samus does more than fight space pirates and parasites.

Well I've played the Metroid Prime games and in a nutshell, that's pretty much all that she does. And really, unless she's decimated entire armies of physically superior and technologically advanced armies like the Chief does as regular routine, I don't see how she stands a chance either way.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Because her power suit gives her abilities far superior to any of Master Chiefs.

 

[Fenrir]

Because her power suit gives her abilities far superior to any of Master Chiefs.

Yet she does not possess nowhere near the Chief's level of tactical prowess and hardened combat expertise. And so what if her suit gives her superior abilities? Haven't you been reading my last two posts? The Chief has wiped the floor with entire legions and armies consisting of foes who were physically and technologically superior to him in every way. How is Samus any different?

Oh and don't underestimate Master Chief's MJOLNIR armor. It may not have the fancy gizmos like Samus' suit does but it's more than capable of keeping him in one piece, at least long enough until Chief closes in for the kill. And I doubt even Samus' Power suit has the ability to withstand the strength of someone who can turn over a tank.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Yet she does not possess nowhere near the Chief's level of tactical prowess and hardened combat expertise. And so what if her suit gives her superior abilities? Haven't you been reading my last two posts? The Chief has wiped the floor with entire legions and armies consisting of foes who were physically and technologically superior to him in every way. How is Samus any different?

Oh and don't underestimate Master Chief's MJOLNIR armor. It may not have the fancy gizmos like Samus' suit does but it's more than capable of keeping him in one piece, at least long enough until Chief closes in for the kill. And I doubt even Samus' Power suit has the ability to withstand the strength of someone who can turn over a tank.

Actually it does.

 

[Fenrir]

Actually it does.

Really? How?

 

[TheGrayGhost]

lol, yeah. I forgot about those matches where I got my ass kicked by jigglypuff. I think some people only mastered the puff so they could be labeled king of SMB.

Ain't that the truth...t:

Oh and on topic here - Samus is a bounty hunter that fights space pirates and parasitic lifeforms. Master Chief is a military supersoldier and a tactical mastermind who has single-handedly wiped out entire armies of a much more physically as well as technologically superior alien race. He would annihilate Samus within seconds.

Within seconds, huh? Are you... a republican?

Because her power suit gives her abilities far superior to any of Master Chiefs.

Not to mention that Samus herself has been infused with the blood of the Chozo as a child, later with Metroid DNA, and Phazon as an adult. All of these have dramatic implications. Her Chozo blood endows her with all the natural abilities of the Chozo, the oldest and most advanced civilization (next to the Alimbic) in the Metroid universe. These abilities include agility, intelligence, stamina, reflexes, and endurance. She was originally infused with their blood for her to withstand the inhabitable conditions of Zebes, the home planet of the Chozo (planetary conditions, by the way, which Master Chief, even with the suit, would not be able to withstand.) Additionally, the Chozo are far, far more advanced than the, uh, Covenant.

And there's tons more. But really, Samus' Varia Suit and assorted weaponry is more than enough to handle Master Chief. It's like Wonder Woman vs. Captain America-lite.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Really? How?

Yeah, it does. Just trust us.

 

[Fenrir]

Within seconds, huh? Are you... a republican?

Way off the mark, chump. Not even an American.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Oh, my mistake. You could pass as one, though.