Say What You Want About Kane52630! 4-30-12

[enterthemadness]

Well, hopefully these threads take off and don't get hijacked by a certain poster.

Welcome everybody to another roast! I'm your host with the most...of whatever it is, ETM! As you can see, the gif master...the awesome one..the man with the most awesome points...Kane52630 is being roasted this go around. This is gonna rock. Thread closes 7pm Thursday.

Rules:

1. No Cussing. Or as some of us say, no cursing. Now I know...this board is PG and in PG-rated Adventure Time they curse, but I doubt mods will stand for Son-of-a-blee-blob and what not. Since it clearly has the same meaning. and I refuse to pay off the mods like CartoonNetwork seems to do with the FCC.

2. No Threats.

3. Don't bring politics/religion into this.

4. Laugh people. This isn't meant to be serious. It's a roast, a PG roast. Not a attack thread. You can still sound off on the poster that is being roasted, just not PG-13, R, NC-17 style. This isn't a excuse of a thread to make posters cry. Here's a example of what may be posted...

You can post pictures of scumbag steve meme pics...but you must type a few words in the post as to why that poster is like that meme character.

What is not gonna be allowed:

Posting said meme pic or any meme pic and then typing up a few ''choice'' words to anger or make the poster cry. By ''Choice'' words see rule 1.


Updated List:
1. Schlosser85 Roasted
2. SymbioticToxinRoasted
3. enterthemadness Roasted
4. Parker WayneRoasted
5. Kane52630 Being Roasted
6. WillardNation
7. SentinelMind
8. The Squirrel
9. bullets
10. JJJ's Ulcer
11. SuperFerret
12. bored
13. Nell2ThaIzzay
14. Hound55
15. Hopefulsuicide
16. Spider-Aziz
17. POWdER-man

 

[Speedball]

Waits for bum to hack the thread in 3... 2... 1...

 

[hopefuldreamer]

His name has numbers in... there's really no clearer indication that a poster is lame

 

[BrollySupersj]

Makes the best gifs and avatars in all the universe.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Makes the best gifs and avatars in all the universe.

This is a roast.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Harls]

LA LA LA to you too Kane. LA. LA. LAHHHH.

 

[Schlosser85]

You spend too much trying to be a walking meme with no discernible personality.

The irony is, when you show one, you're decent.

 

[POWdER-man]

Kane, when I think about you all I have is an image of a robot but not one cool like C-3PO or Bender but like one of those fix-it robots in "Batteries Not Included", except you are not doing something productive like fixing a building.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Kane. Oh Kane. You're probably one of my favorite posters here, because the gifs and pics you post are genuinely funny and original for the most part. Unfortunately that also makes me worry about how lonely you must be, because anyone that good at internetting doesn't have a whole lot going on in the way of a real life with real people interactions. When I picture you, I imagine a teenage virgin staying in on Saturday nights in a dimly lit bedroom scouring 4chan boards looking for that one obscure gif that hasn't yet been seen anywhere. "A dog in a dress flipping pancakes" you snort to yourself in smug satisfaction, "that'll be a perfect gif to match Parker Wayne. The night was a success!" Yes.... But the life? It was a failure.

 

[BrollySupersj]

This is a roast.

You're doing it wrong.

Oh...well then I give up.

 

[POWdER-man]

It doesn't help you are named Kane52630, sounds like a perfect model number. So what, was Kane52629 and the other 52628 names already taken? Should we expect a revolution of Kane's swarming the Hype any day now?

 

[Erzengel]

I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.

 

[Schlosser85]

 

[Schlosser85]

Your assortment of random numbers following your name indicates to me that those numbers were chosen randomly for you because "username Kane/Kane1/Kane 36 etc. were already taken", and thus I judge you a Johnny Come Lately.

 

[Nevincer]

I think Kane's a pretty cool guy. And that's just about all there is to it, really.

 

[Assassin]

Syed, you mah dawg. I will not roast you. Carry on.

 

[Kane52630]

Kane52630, you dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!

 

[JP]

You smell like poop and I know cause I smelled yew!

 

[SuperFerret]

You monobrowed motha****a, you are not worthy of the name Sid Rayman, yet you have the gall to go around town calling yourself that. Tsk tsk, good sir. You overpotatoed potato and potatoed it, thus for potato, I'll never potato potato. You're a terrible gameshow host that asks terrible questions and awards trophies named after a character that only you and Manic remember. Freeze in hell.gif












Oh, and one last thing...


Your move, *****.

 

[ComicChick]

when you first joined you annoyed me because you would ONLY respond or particiapate in threads by posting gifs or images.

BUT you earned your most improved poster title cuz you're a great help and you actually participate in conversations with actual words and stuff now haha

if only you'd quit posting on facebook like it's twitter or something

 

[Ramsay Snow]

Kane, you are awesome. Thank you for everything!

 

[Ipodman]

Hi Kanerizer! Hope you have a nice day!!!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Kane####################

is AWESOME!!

 

[WillardNation]

Man, you're a gif snob.

 

[Kane52630]

You monobrowed motha****a, you are not worthy of the name Sid Rayman, yet you have the gall to go around town calling yourself that. Tsk tsk, good sir. You overpotatoed potato and potatoed it, thus for potato, I'll never potato potato. You're a terrible gameshow host that asks terrible questions and awards trophies named after a character that only you and Manic remember. Freeze in hell.gif












Oh, and one last thing...


Your move, *****.

I will remember this when your thread shows up.

if only you'd quit posting on facebook like it's twitter or something

Can't help it.

LA LA LA to you too Kane. LA. LA. LAHHHH.

Out of all the people commented so far, this hurts me the most.