Scholarship application help-racial question

[Spider-Bite]

eh, I think you might be better off just leaving the religious denomination section blank.

Already submitted it.

 

[Abaddon]

good luck then

 

[Kritish]

I call myself Irish (I’ve also got Dutch in me) until it comes to the affirmative action papers then I hold claim to my heritage of one eighth Choctaw Indian.

 

[Victarion]

Here's what I'd do: Write down all of those choices on stick-it notes(or another type of small form of paper), and stick them to a wall. Get some darts. Whichever of the choices are hit with the darts, I'd stick with those.

But since you've chosen...good luck on that scholarship.

 

[Badger]

I was going to say, you should figure out your indian heritage. You'd probably have a better shot getting a scholarship with that, than any of the others.

 

[Kritish]

I was going to say, you should figure out your indian heritage. You'd probably have a better shot getting a scholarship with that, than any of the others.

I have, now stop rapping my sacred buffalo and land white man!

 

[Badger]

I'm 10% Blackfoot.

So I rape my own buffalo.

 

[Kritish]

I'm 10% Blackfoot.

So I rape my own buffalo.

You wanna go scalp some white people? t:

 

[Badger]

Nope, to busy running my casino.

 

[chamber-music]

So if your like Black, Indian, Hispanic, Jewish and Irish ancestory, do you have a better chance of getting in?

 

[moraldeficiency]

best thing to be (this is actually true) a native american lesbian female midget with a handicap.

And it's not for the fact that their such a minority it's just that everyone likes native american lesbian female midgets with handicaps, just typing it brings a smile to my face.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Ha! I think I found my minority status on the next page. Atheist! Man I love being an Atheist!

That isn't even a religion

 

[terry78]

That isn't even a religion

They believe in nothing, so technically it is a religion.

 

[hippie_hunter]

So if your like Black, Indian, Hispanic, Jewish and Irish ancestory, do you have a better chance of getting in?

I have 1/8th Jewish ancestry. I also have some Native American in me but I don't know how much

 

[hippie_hunter]

They believe in nothing, so technically it is a religion.

Nothing can't be a religion. It's just a belief.

 

[DBella]

Yeah that 99% pretty much all falls underneath "Cracker".

I really don't think they break it down by Country.

Exactly. That would fall under CAUCASIAN. And maybe put a check on Native American as well if he chooses to.

 

[terry78]

Be like Noah on the Sopranos when Tony asks him what he filled out on his app. "My dad is jewish, my mom is african-american."
"But on your college app, you didn't check jewish, did you?"

 

[jaguarr]

I'm filling out this form right, and I have put my national heritage. Your allowed to pick up to five. This is for Affirmative Action type stuff.

One problem.

I'm

Irish
French
Canadian French
Some kind of Indian
German
English
Dutch
Welch
Italian

Which five do you think I should choose to put on there?

Didn't The Drifters and Grand Funk Railroad do a song about that? "She's some kind of Indian! Some kind of Indian!".

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Speaking of Race, I was just accused of racism for yelling at a Black man not to urinate in the alley behind my work.
Yeah, I always look the other way when the WHITE hobos pee-pee where I take my smoke breaks.
White urine smells like Lilacs.

 

[DBella]

Didn't The Drifters and Grand Funk Railroad do a song about that? "She's some kind of Indian! Some kind of Indian!".

jag

GFR... Some Kind of Wonderful... close enough.
Now I got that song stuck in my head when I really wanted Closer to Home. Thanks.

 

[jaguarr]

GFR... Some Kind of Wonderful... close enough.
Now I got that song stuck in my head when I really wanted Closer to Home. Thanks.

"She's some kind of Indian! Yes she is! She's some kind of Indian!"

Good luck getting that out of your head today.

jag