Sea Monkeys are the biggest rip offs ever!

[Kritish]

Does anybody remember sea monkeys? They show you pictures of them having fun and playing basketball and dancing...

Then you find out they're a bunch of gay brine shrimp!

 

[Assassin]

I had some, my little cousin droped it, now they're all dead in my carpet.

 

[Kritish]

I got some when I was eight, man I was pissed. You can barely even see them.

 

[Honey Vibe]

...

 

[Motown Marvel]

your sea monkeys didnt dance and play basketball? you got jipped!

 

[Kritish]

your sea monkeys didnt dance and play basketball? you got jipped!

Come on, I was eight.

 

[Crooklyn]

One of my friends drank a whole beer glass full of sea monkeys.

 

[PenanceStare]

I just go to my local Chinese joint and get Shrimp Fried Rice, I find it to be a better buy.

 

[TEDDY]

your sea monkeys didnt dance and play basketball? you got jipped!

Mine did.

 

[Manic]

I just go to my local Chinese joint and get Shrimp Fried Rice, I find it to be a better buy.

I concur.

 

[PenanceStare]

I concur.

Then it shall be made official! February 1st, 2007 will be Fried Rice day!

 

[Kaleb]

wasnt there a south park episode based on this

 

[Honey Vibe]

...What is a seamonkey?

 

[cyclonesfury]

they were really disgusting

 

[Honey Vibe]

I'm embarrassed to admit that I googled this, and am none the wiser

 

[TEDDY]

I'm embarrassed to admit that I googled this, and am none the wiser

Here, let me help a little Honey (mmm... honey)

Infamous for being sold in comics and magazines along with glasses that would let you see through your own hand, this is what they promised:

Adorable.


And this is what most people actually got:

What's that? You can't see the monkeys?

Lets zoom in:

Impressive.

It was a hit "toy" of the 70's. (The same decade that brought us the pet rock. All these pet toys. Just because parents didn't want to spend too much for an actual pet.)

 

[X-Chick]

I had some, but I could never even see the stupid little ****ers.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

One of my friends drank a whole beer glass full of sea monkeys.

Hahaha.
That's cool.
Now they're all playing basketball and dancing in his stomach.
Some of them may settle down in the suburbs (large intestine).

 

[Fried Gold]

They aren't exactly a rip-off when they cost **** all in the first place.

 

[Grim Goblin]

Does anybody remember sea monkeys? They show you pictures of them having fun and playing basketball and dancing...

Then you find out they're a bunch of gay brine shrimp!

So I gather you were unsatisfied by your little sea men?

 

[Duende Verde]

One of my friends drank a whole beer glass full of sea monkeys.

Sea Monkeys or "Sea Men"?

Get it?
Sea Men?
It sounds like...
You know...
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*








SEMEN





You know... sperm.

 

[ang_hulk]

i guess but at the same time you could use them for other fish food and bait and for a bredding system it was pretty cheap and easy.

 

[Lackey]

I had some, but I could never even see the stupid little ****ers.

they do grow, you know.

 

[X-Chick]

they do grow, you know.

No, I never got that far with them.

 

[heypapajinx]

this thread really upsets me.
i bought some over 10 years ago and i never rehydrated them.
now i wonder where they have gone?
they must have run away from home...
i should call the pound.