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Seal slaps kayaker in the face with an octopus

Wonder what he did to piss off that seal?
 
And the octopus is all like, "Hey, don't put me in the middle of this!"
 
Do you reckon that seal uses that HM to defend against great white sharks?

Ol’ jaws turns up trying to start some s*** and pow, right in the kisser with an octopus. No more sass from him
 
Man, I guess the divorce from Heidi Klum really got to him...:o

 
He only got slapped with an octopus because there were no trout handy.
 
That's what ya get for being a kayaker, I guess.
 

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