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I know, it was so fun there for a while. Now it's back to Jonas Brothers love :(. Anywho welcome to Survivor!

Yeah, someone "leaked" a Jonus Bros phone number, but its fake, but the entirety of ONTD is calling it. I feel bad for whoevers number it really is! :funny:

Thanks! :woot:
 
List So Far:

Deep_Thinkin!
knowsbleed
bullets
Captain Planet!
Rocker22
Asteroid-Man
TEDDY
Twin2
ComicChick
Badger
Nirvana
POWdER-man
Dr. Watson
Spider-Fan
chaseter
Rando Aces
Ahura Mazda
fu manchu
The Last Son
moraldeficiency
Krypton Girl
 
At least I am not last!

Yet :csad:
 
Just to inform everyone as stipulated via my court order I happen to have a rare case of CBS (chronic backstabbing syndrome). I can not guarantee the safety of anyone within any team I'm asigned to, or anyone in general for that matter. :o
 
We tried it last time and it failed:csad: Maybe we will be on the same team again:word:

How did it fail? I didn't vote you off. I didn't vote, which automatically casts a vote for myself... so I didn't backstab you or anything. Now I may have known about them planning to vote you off... but I think that's because certain people thought you were siding with Norman or some jazz like that.
 
How did it fail? I didn't vote you off. I didn't vote, which automatically casts a vote for myself... so I didn't backstab you or anything. Now I may have known about them planning to vote you off... but I think that's because certain people thought you were siding with Norman or some jazz like that.
I know...I was talking about our alliance...you got voted off because of Kipobe:csad: And then I went because you were the glue to our glue held together thingy.
 
I shall compete.


I will make it pass round 1 THIS TIME! :cmad:



3rd times a charm right? :csad::o
 
Just to inform everyone as stipulated via my court order I happen to have a rare case of CBS (chronic backstabbing syndrome). I can not guarantee the safety of anyone within any team I'm asigned to, or anyone in general for that matter. :o


I hear that's contagious.
 
Norman, my good friend, can the firsr challenge to decide who's in NOT be a quiz. Pwetty please. us noobies will not know what happened in 2005. alliance or no alliance.
 
Norman, my good friend, can the firsr challenge to decide who's in NOT be a quiz. Pwetty please. us noobies will not know what happened in 2005. alliance or no alliance.

What did happen in 2005? Oh yeah, that's the last time NE won a Superbowl.

:oldrazz:
 
BASTARDS! :cmad:

And for all the noobies. To get you prepared. Here's some of the things that will happen while you are on the Island.




It's the game that's swept over the Hype for years, the rash that won't go away. Even yours truly has been drawn into it's web. But for all the fun, what is the price? What does this stressful, time consuming game...do to people? I polled some players, and their close friends and families, searching for answers...


1. Has Survivor altered your way of life, in any way?

Hero of the Bat-Boards, Stormin Norman: Before Survivor I was a happy, well adjusted young man. Now, I am bitter, grumpy and think the entire world is out to back stab me :(

I showed this answer to Norman's mother, who came to tears after reading it, and told me-

"It's true. He came home for Thanksgiving dinner, and he wouldn't eat anythig, he thought it was poison. So he cooked himself a can of Spaghettio's, which he had the dog taste, just to be sure!"

Uh, guy who wears glasses, chaseter: I see some people differently now...good and bad.

Star Wars nerd, and Hype It Boy, Erzengel: I don't bring it away from the internet or the computer. I leave it all on here. The only thing is sometimes "challenges" come to me and I'm like, yeah that would make a good challenge for Survivor.

His ex-girlfriend told me- "He once asked me if I'd let each player take me out on a date, for what are they? A challenge. And I was suposed to judge them. That's... when I broke it off. I broke one of his Bubba Jet's or whatever, by accident, he yelled at me and said it was over."

I know what you're thinking, yes, I did get her number. :up:



2. Do you find that after a game, you feel empty and dead inside?

Dead? Yea...I guess dead is a good way of putting it.

Covering our woman's and mod perspective, DBella: No. The game left me feeling stronger and more alive than I was before. It makes me feel like I can do anything.

I asked her mod friend DOG LIPS, if he noticed this in Bella, he said- "I dunno about all that. But she won't show me nudes anymore. :down"

Comic board lord and master, Darthphere- I really didn't care that much about Survivor, actually, it gets to the point where I'm playing and can't wait for it to end already. Jesus Christ! I know the hosts don't have lives and Matt's bar is actually his kitchen where he has to feed his wife and 11 kids. Also, Erz wants to end his games quickly to get back to doing quadratic equations and all that asian math stuff.

Such hatred. :csad:



3. What makes you keep playing?


Revenge. And I like the whole dynamic of Survivor, the alliances, the betrayal, the challenges and oh, revenge.


4. How much of your soul if left, if any?

None. I sold my soul to the Devil to play this game and was richly rewarded.

My soul is pretty much intact. The only time I did anything devious was when I tried to eliminate Matt, but he's the devil anyway, so I'm really like a hero.


5. Have you ever taken any type of drugs and/or steroids, to keep yourself in shape for the game?

If so, what side-effects did you endure?

Alcohol and Marijuana keep me in peak Survivor form.

Caffeine...lots and lots of caffeine

Caused yelling, eye twitching, increased rage, bad decision making, and sore nipples.

SORE NIPPLES, ladies and gentlemen!:csad:

I once did crack for a Star Wars challenge, it's not easy to remember who the **** Salacious Crumb is without it.

I'm gonna have to agree with that one. :o



So there you have it. 5 people, forever changed by this seemingly harmless internet game. Will they ever recover? The road will be long, and winding. A... long and winding road, if you will. But I have hope. But for now consider yourselves warned, when the sign ups start again, think back on this. Ask yourself, can I survive...Survivor? This has been Mee, for Hype News.



More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums...
 
This game leaves you feeling like a cheap ****e.
 
So what's the deal? You just have to answer questions? I'm confused. I know how the real survivor works. :huh:
 
there's a variety of different style challenges. search survivor and check out some of the old threads to get an idea.
 

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