SHH! Survivor Presents: A Time to Post

[ComicChick]

"A Time to Post Makes Final Oscar Push"
July 26 2011
source: Rotten Tomatoes
After near sweeps at the Teen Choice Awards and MTV Movie Awards, Schumacher's riveting legal biopic now has it's eyes set on a higher prize; the Survivor Awards. After picking up nominations earlier this morning in the Best Actress and Best Supporting Actor categories for Underwood and Birdman respectively, the film received the most coveted nomination; Best Picture. Up against stiff competition such as Blood & Soil, and The Triumvirate, only time will tell if A Time to Post can keep the momentum and sweep the Awards.

The Survivor Awards will air Wednesday July 27th and YOU control the votes.

Synopsis:

Spoiler

Based on the shocking courtroom decision that questioned hypesters legal rights to post, no matter what their IQ level may be.

A dim-witted, but loveable buffoon, Asteroid Man (Hosseini) is accused of flaming and trolling. Facing permanent banishment, an aging attorney, Ultra Lantern (Montalban), picks up his case and defends the man's right to post. Their defense is simple: Asteroid-Man wasn't smart enough to know his comments could be taken with a sarcastic tone. With the help of young paralegal ComicChick (Underwood), Ultra Lantern defends his client against prosecutor Byrd Man (Birdman), a shady lawyer who acts as a mouthpiece for the Serious Man, a mysterious individual from Asteroid-Man's past with a grudge. Working alongside Byrd Man is Severus_Snape (Rickman), a private investigator who uses blackmail and intimidation to influence the defense and judges.

The two sides clash over the course of the week long trial, arguing exactly if dense people have the right to post on message boards. While the case progresses, Twylight, a psychiatrist, digs deeper into Asteroid-Man's past an who or what shaped this man into the person he is.

After the lawyers appeal their case to the administrators, the shocking verdict comes in and the course of the hype is forever changed.

Cast:
source: IMDB.com
Asteroid-Man: Shahab Hosseini
Ultra Lantern: Ricardo Montalban
Comicchick: Carrie Underwood
Byrd Man: Harvey Birdman
Severus_Snape: Alan Rickman
Judge Hunter Rider: Jim Broadbent
Judge Dog Lips: Samuel L. Jackson
Judge Dew K. Mosi: Mariska Hargitay
Dr. Twylight: Stephanie March
The Serious Man: Matt

 

[ComicChick]

"SHH street team rallies behind "A Time to Post" and it's Best Picture Push
source: SuperHero Hype!

As the Survivor Awards near, hype is building up for the three Best Picture nominations. An amazing amount of support has shown up for the legal biopic A Time to Post directed by Joel Schumacher based on the life of Asteroid-Man, played by newcomer Shahabab Hosseini.

Perhaps due to this film being based on one of their own, and the court case that forever changed the Hype Forums as we know, but hype members have come out of the woodworks in support of this film.

Numerous teaser posters have shown up on the internet, such as the one shown below that was released just prior to the film's nationwide release:

Many fans and street team members have resorted to changing their avatars in support to coincide with the film and the awards.

When magazines and newspapers hit the stands earlier this week, many featured For Your Considerations advertisements. These ads, while simplistic, speak loud enough for the cult-like following A Time to Post has developed.

When the time comes to announce the Best Picture winner, will it be Schumacher's time? Or will an underdog surprise the masses? Only time will tell.

 

[Byrd Man]

Have you heard what all the critics are saying about A Time to Post?


"This is, without a doubt, the sixth or seventh best film based on events that took place on an online message board." - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

"This movie has a plot." - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"The little sons of *****es at the snack bar forgot butter on my popcorn." Ty Burr - Boston Globe

"The idiocy of the plot is more than made up for by the powerful performances." James Jameson - Snobby Times

"**** Joel Schumacher!" Alex Campbell - Disgruntled Batman Fans Weekly

"It takes you on a thrill ride from start to finish and doesn't let up. This is easily the best movie of all time." Peter Peterson - Easily Impressed Monthly

"Where are all the naked people and ****ing? This is a ripoff!" Rock Strongpiece - The Porn Review

A Time to Post

Coming soon to a thread near you.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

When it's time to vote,please put "#1 for A Time to Post,please" in your post.

 

[Lord]

Hummm, those reviews are not very positive, it's a rip off? Maybe i won't see it for that

 

[Asteroid-Man]

#1 for A Time to Post!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

#1 for A Time to Post, gangster yo.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

#1 for A Time to Post

 

[X-Woman]

#1 for A Time to Post.

 

[Lord]

#1 for A Time to Post.

 

[Batman]

#1 for A Time to Post

 

[Keyser Soze]

#1 for A Time to Post!

 

[twylight]

.. That's it Soze. We're. Over.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

#1 for A Time to Post

 

[ComicChick]

look at all the supporters of the film. We thank you

 

[Hunter Rider]

#1 for A Time to Post

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Please keep the support coming.

 

[Byrd Man]

Thanks for the support, HR. It's because of Broadbent, isn't it? I know how all you brits love other brits.

 

[Stygian Emperor]

good bye duke

 

[Hobgoblin]

#1 for A Time to Post

 

[ComicChick]

Thanks to all the supporters who are showing up for our film. I hope you will all remember to vote for our film when the challenge thread comes up.

 

[ComicChick]

Underwood wins for "A Time to Post"
source: Superhero Hype! News

There were many surprises and upsets at this years Golden Badger* Awards, but nothing was going to stop Underwood from picking up this year's Best Actress trophy for her role as the young hard-willed Marie ComicChick in this year's blockbuster "A Time to Post". Underwood captivated audiences and critics alike with her gritty yet soft-hearted portrayal of the southern belle caught in the midst of the real life trial of Man vs. Hype.

Based on the life of Asteroid-Man, A Time to Post tells the story of his legal battles with the infamous SuperHero Hype Message Board. This case set precedence for internet posting across the web and forever changed the way we view our first amendment rights online.

Underwood is also seen as the favorite to pick up another Best Actress trophy at this year's Survivor Awards where A Time to Post is also up for Best Picture. With Underwood being a shoe-in, can we expect the same for A Time to Post? Find out when the Survivor Awards begin on July 27th.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I am impressed by the teaser material and the consideration poster

 

[ComicChick]

hopefully so impressed that you will vote for our team when the time arrives

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Please do Spider-Fan.