SHHFFL SEASON XX - THE OFFICIAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE OF SHHYPE

[Themanofbat]

How come the names… Timely/National Division?

Both Timely Comics & National Comics Publications were the origins of both Marvel & DC respectively.
Super-Hero site... just made sense... We once had a Gold Key Division

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 4 RECAP
Once again, more surprises happened...

The Pickled Peppers received a Pirate Eye by Latverian Locos thanks to a Deebo goalline stance to drop to 6th place.

Capn's Mighty Things put a Golden Shower on New York Spiders for 2nd straight win.

Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes Gave Deadcruisers a Money Shot right in the Eyes to show the League "Who's Still Da Boss!!!"

KBX Nudged the Fudge on Regulators, who forgot there was a game to play.

And finally, The Butterflies proved they like being Poo Punchers with a big win over SF's Backstabbers to take Top Spot in the Timely Division.

WEEK 4 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

1. The Butterflies - 3-1-0 (W2)
6. The Pickled Peppers - 2-2-0 (L1)
7. Capn's Mighty Things - 2-2-0 (W2)
8. New York Spiders - 1-3-0 (L2)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 1-3-0 (L3)

National Division

2. KBX - 3-1-0 (W1)
3. Coastal Camel Toes - 3-1-0 (W3)
4. Deadcruisers - 3-1-0 (L1)
5. Latverian Locos - 2-2-0 (W1)
10. Regulators - 0-4-0 (L4)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Kane52630]

I'll come back and reclaim the top spot, you'll see!

 

[ComicChick]

next year?

 

[Themanofbat]

I'll come back and reclaim the top spot, you'll see!

You're playing the Locos this week.... always a tough game between you guys.

 

[ComicChick]

looks like the Toes have regulated the Regulators this week.

 

[Themanofbat]

looks like the Toes have regulated the Regulators this week.

If things go your way, you'll have destiny written all over your team.

 

[Themanofbat]

Un@$%$#ing believable...

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 5 RECAP
Again, more BS surprises happened...

KBX uses his magical horseshoe shoved up his arse on The Pickled Peppers for a ridonkulous & undeserving win.
There. I said it. Deal with it.

Latverian Locos Blew his Man Goo on Deadcruisers for Big Division win.

Capn's Mighty Things j!zzploded on SF's Backstabbers continuing an impressive 3 game winning streak.

Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes Gave Regulators, who yet again, forgot there was a game to play, a big drink of the hot dog water to take Top spot in the National Division.

And finally, The Butterflies gave New York Spiders a solid bareback rodgering to move into Top Spot in the Timely Division.

WEEK 5 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

1. The Butterflies - 4-1-0 (W3)
6. Capn's Mighty Things - 3-2-0 (W3)
7. The Pickled Peppers - 2-3-0 (L2)
8. New York Spiders - 1-4-0 (L3)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 1-4-0 (L4)

National Division

2. Coastal Camel Toes - 4-1-0 (W4)
3.KBX - 4-1-0 (W2)
4. Latverian Locos - 3-2-0 (W2)
5. Deadcruisers - 3-2-0 (L2)
10. Regulators - 0-5-0 (L5)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[KBX]

Un@$%$#ing believable...

LMAO! Need to thank Kelce for is 25 yard, 4 catches performance!

 

[ComicChick]

"Coastal Camel Toes would have beaten five other teams besides Regulators this week."

good to know. watch out yall. i'm either going to go on a streak or lose every game the rest of the season.

 

[ComicChick]

close one with The Pickled Peppers going into tonight's game

 

[Themanofbat]

close one with The Pickled Peppers going into tonight's game

 

[Themanofbat]

LMAO! Need to thank Kelce for is 25 yard, 4 catches performance!

That's my season turning point...
I'll ve lucky to finish with 6 wins

 

[Themanofbat]

This bye week is gonna hurt my chances...
Nutz!!!

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 6 RECAP
Once again, more delightful surprises happened...

Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes Went Balls Deep on The Pickled Peppers for the big win and cementing their status as League Champs.

SF's Backstabbers Blew the Bum Come on Latverian Locos for the Big Win.

Deadcruisers Butt Bonked The Butterflies to take 3rd overall.

Capn's Mighty Things made KBX Come Fart for 4th straight win.

And finally, New York Spiders Put a Banana Up the Tailpipe on Winless Regulators in In this Season's Loser Bowl II.

WEEK 6 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 4-2-0 (L1)
5. Capn's Mighty Things - 4-2-0 (W4)
7. The Pickled Peppers - 2-4-0 (L3)
8. New York Spiders - 2-4-0 (W1)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 2-4-0 (W1)

National Division

1. Coastal Camel Toes - 5-1-0 (W5)
3. Deadcruisers - 4-2-0 (W1)
4. KBX - 4-2-0 (L1)
6. Latverian Locos - 3-3-0 (L1)
10. Regulators - 0-6-0 (L6)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[ComicChick]

I think you posted the standings too soon, TMoB, because the TOES have moved into the #1 spot!

 

[Themanofbat]

I think you posted the standings too soon, TMoB, because the TOES have moved into the #1 spot!

Just a typo on my part.
Fixed

 

[Captain Bryan]

This bye week is gonna hurt my chances...
Nutz!!!

You must have made some good changes cause you’re projected to win.

 

[Themanofbat]

You must have made some good changes cause you’re projected to win.

I got lucky at Tight End, and yeah, I picked up the Giants Defense cuz there was no way I was letting the Niner Defence play against KC...

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 7 RECAP
Everyone gets screwed ...

Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes (_)_) c======3 Latverian Locos to maintain First Overall

The Pickled Peppers (_)_) c===3 Capn's Mighty Things to Snap 3-game losing streak and Halt CMTs 4-game winning streak.

Deadcruisers (_)_) c=====3 SF's Backstabbers to Keep the Pace with CCToes.

The Butterflies (_)_) c=====3 winless Regulators to Stay in First in the Timely Division.

And finally, New York Spiders (_)_) c===3 KBX for Big Statement Win.

WEEK 7 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 5-2-0 (W1)
4. Capn's Mighty Things - 4-3-0 (L1)
6. The Pickled Peppers - 3-4-0 (W1)
7. New York Spiders - 3-4-0 (W2)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 2-5-0 (L1)

National Division

1. Coastal Camel Toes - 6-1-0 (W6)
3. Deadcruisers - 5-2-0 (W2)
5. KBX - 4-3-0 (L2)
8. Latverian Locos - 3-4-0 (L2)
10. Regulators - 0-7-0 (L7)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[ComicChick]

I fear the streak may be coming to an end.

pollard is my gift and my curse. He’s killing for me in another league, killing me in this one.

unless Chubb and Henry go off, I’m in trouble this week.

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 8 RECAP
Debauchery ensued...

New York Spiders Gave the Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes a Pearl Necklace to show there is parody in the League.

The Pickled Peppers Played Frosty the Snowman with Deadcruisers to Keep their playoff hopes alive.

Capn's Mighty Things Splouged the Rouge on Latverian Locos to keep their Playoff position.

Regulators Gave a Pirate Eye to SF's Backstabbers For First Big Win in Loser Bowl III

And finally, KBX Ejaculaminated The Butterflies for Big Statement Win.

WEEK 8 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 5-3-0 (L1)
4. Capn's Mighty Things - 5-3-0 (W1)
6. New York Spiders - 4-4-0 (W3)
7. The Pickled Peppers - 4-4-0 (W2)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 2-6-0 (L2)

National Division

1. Coastal Camel Toes - 6-2-0 (L1)
3. Deadcruisers - 5-3-0 (L1)
5. KBX - 5-3-0 (W1)
8. Latverian Locos - 3-5-0 (L3)
10. Regulators - 1-7-0 (W1)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[ComicChick]

I had a 1% chance to win before the second quarter tonight. I now have a 48% chance.

So you’re saying there’s a chance? /Lloyd

edit: and I’m back at one lol

 

[Spider-Fan]

My team randomly exploded this week lol