SHHFFL XVII - THE OFFICIAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE OF SHHYPE!!!

[Captain Bryan]

Don't forget! Set an alarm on your phone.

 

[Hush]

I’ve been waiting for this. So stoked.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Hush]

Hopefully the app decides to work...

 

[Kaleb]

via footballguys.com

 

[killface]

damn. i slept through it haha

 

[Captain Bryan]

Not exactly happy with my lineup but hopefully I get some wins.

 

[Kaleb]

I feel pretty confident about making a run for the title again.

 

[Themanofbat]

 

[ComicChick]

aww man i forgot about football guys. i used to love their newsletters. i miss them. honestly the best newsletter i ever subscribed to. maybe the only one

 

[Themanofbat]

The Season is almost upon us... get your line ups ready...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

was on vacation and couldnt draft. looks like my default list and autodraft didnt do me too dirty,

 

[ComicChick]

Trubisky did me dirty

 

[Kaleb]

Mitchell had a bad game? No way.

 

[ComicChick]

that whole game was terrible. both teams

 

[Hush]

The AB pick might just be the steal of the year.

 

[Kaleb]

Lets hope so.

 

[Themanofbat]

I was about to grab him when he got snatched from my grasp...

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 1 RECAP

Capn's Mighty Things Butt Pounds SF's Backstabbers in 154.14-98.36 for First Win

Offensively challenged Pickled Peppers goes ATM on New York Spiders, 77.14-54.23 for their First Win

Heavily-Armed Lemurs Arse Gouges Coastal Camel Toes 85.14-63.51 for their first win

With a Proper welcome to the National Division, Deadcruisers gives House Hush thorough rectal exam in 119.31-89.37 rout

Latverian Locos Gives a Pirate Eye to Defending Champ Regulators in 150.16-107.08 for their first win

The Incredible Hulks outperform projections, Blows a Wad on The Butterflies, 109.95-102.31 for their first win

WEEK 1 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

1. Capn's Mighty Things - 1-0-0 (W1)
6. The Pickled Peppers - 1-0-0 (W1)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 0-1-0 (L1)
12. New York Spiders - 0-1-0 (L1)

National Division

2. Latverian Locos - 1-0-0 (W1)
4. Deadcruisers - 1-0-0 (W1)
7. Regulators - 0-1-0 (L1)
10. House Hush - 0-1-0 (L1)

Gold Key Division

3. The Incredible Hulks - 1-0-0 (W1)
5. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 1-0-0 (W1)
8. The Butterflies - 0-1-0 (L1)
11. Coastal Camel Toes - 0-1-0 (L1)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Captain Bryan]

 

[Themanofbat]

I've been on holiday, I'll try to get week 2 recap up soon.
My apologies

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 2 RECAP

SF's Backstabbers Testie Tweaks The Pickled Peppers, 117.94-104.54

Coastal Camel Toes ash Blasts The Butterflies 69.49-54.28 despite falling short of predictions

Offensively challenged Deadcruisers Tea Bags Latverian Locos, 66.98-52.40

The Incredible Hulks gets Fist ****ed by Heavily-Armed Lemurs in 101.23-80.80 rout

Regulators DPs House Hush in 113.92-77.42 rout

Capn's Mighty Things Goes ATM on New York Spiders in 119.51-90.84 rout

WEEK 2 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

1. Capn's Mighty Things - 2-0-0 (W2)
5. SF's Backstabbers - 1-1-0 (W1)
8. The Pickled Peppers - 1-1-0 (L1)
12. New York Spiders - 0-2-0 (L2)

National Division

3. Deadcruisers - 2-0-0 (W2)
4. Regulators - 1-1-0 (W1)
6. Latverian Locos - 1-1-0 (L1)
10. House Hush - 0-2-0 (L2)

Gold Key Division

2. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 2-0-0 (W2)
7. The Incredible Hulks - 1-1-0 (L1)
9. Coastal Camel Toes - 1-1-0 (W1)
11. The Butterflies - 0-2-0 (L2)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 3 RECAP

The Pickled Peppers Gives a Pearl Necklace to Deadcruisers in 86.41-82.76 battle

Latverian Locos Raw Dawg's the Fart Box on Coastal Camel Toes, 128.08-109.29

Heavily-Armed Lemurs (_)_) c===/_)_) Regulators to remain perfect in 148.15-64.77 rout

House Hush Poo Punches New York Spiders third straight loss in 84.38-81.68 battle

SF's Backstabbers Breaks the Behymen Against The Butterflies, hands third consecutive loss in 93.29-93.09 battle

Capn's Mighty Things Delivers Fudge Pizza to The Incredible Hulks to remain unbeaten in 125.42-90.35 rout

WEEK 3 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

1. Capn's Mighty Things - 3-0-0 (W3)
5. SF's Backstabbers - 2-1-0 (W2)
6. The Pickled Peppers - 2-1-0 (W1)
12. New York Spiders - 0-3-0 (L3)

National Division

3. Deadcruisers - 2-1-0 (L1)
4. Latverian Locos - 2-1-0 (W1)
7. Regulators - 1-2-0 (L1)
9. House Hush - 1-2-0 (W1)

Gold Key Division

2. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 3-0-0 (W3)
8. The Incredible Hulks - 1-2-0 (L2)
10. Coastal Camel Toes - 1-2-0 (L1)
11. The Butterflies - 0-3-0 (L3)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Kane52630]