Slipalong's Double Entendre and Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!

[slipalong]

Does exactly what it says on the tin!!

Every post must be a double entendre or contain sexual innuendo!!



It might seem difficult but I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who like things hard!!!

 

[TheSlag]

LMAO... I'm trying to "get up" for this thread... but without da ladies... it's hard to do.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

I think this has already been done before, seems familiar. Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet when it's hot.

 

[slipalong]

It's not quite as exciting without the ladies is it??

Things don't get quite as heated!!

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I think this has already been done before, seems familiar. Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet.

I've heard a "sneeze" is sufficient to get you "wet"

 

[slipalong]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I think this has already been done before, seems familiar. Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet.

I love it in the wet!! Much better than all dry and parched...

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by TheSlag
I've heard a "sneeze" is sufficient to get you "wet"

It is really, especially a forceful one.

 

[slipalong]

But is that just the one? Or do you prefer several, one after the other????

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
It is really, especially a forceful one.

LMAO....

 

[Daisy]

What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
It is really, especially a forceful one.

Never heard you mention "sex" and "forced" in the same sentence before...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

I like to let it all out and give it my all when it's hot out...WTF?

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Daisy
What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?

We're talkin "Slipper" here... so... umm...errr.. that would be a "no"... or so I hear.

 

[slipalong]

Originally posted by Daisy
What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?

With enough coaxing and encouragement, most things will grow beyond your wildest expectations...

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by slipalong
But is that just the one? Or do you prefer several, one after the other????

I like repetition but I'm also willing to learn new things.

 

[Emilio's Mom]

Originally posted by TheSlag
Never heard you mention "sex" and "forced" in the same sentence before...

Yea well, maybe I just need to be "whipped" into shape.

 

[slipalong]

Originally posted by TheSlag
We're talkin "Slipper" here... so... umm...errr.. that would be a "no"... or so I hear.

Well, it is cold here in the UK, but I like to work with the rhythm of things in the face...


























...of adversity.

 

[Daisy]

Originally posted by slipalong
With enough coaxing and encouragement, most things will grow beyond your wildest expectations...

You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...

 

[slipalong]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I like repetition but I'm also willing to learn new things.

It's definitely an advantage to retain an open...





















































mind

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Yea well, maybe I just need to be "whipped" into shape.

Yeppp... I hear you're a "cream" puff when it comes to being "whipped"

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by Daisy
You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...

*KLUNK* :faints:

 

[Daisy]

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
I like to let it all out and give it my all when it's hot out...WTF?

What about when you've got a roaring fire going inside though?

 

[slipalong]

You have to careful though. You don't want things spilling over to soon!

 

[TheSlag]

Originally posted by slipalong
It's definitely an advantage to retain an open...

mind

I always say... "Mind over Matter"... especially when it's *looks down at Slipper*... *small matters* LMAO

 

[slipalong]

Originally posted by Daisy
You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...

It's important to take time and admire the petals...