Slipalong's Double Entendre and Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!

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  1. slipalong

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    Does exactly what it says on the tin!!

    Every post must be a double entendre or contain sexual innuendo!!

    :p

    It might seem difficult but I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who like things hard!!!

    :D
     
  2. TheSlag

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    LMAO... I'm trying to "get up" for this thread... but without da ladies... it's hard to do. :D
     
  3. Emilio's Mom

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    I think this has already been done before, seems familiar.:confused: Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet when it's hot.
     
  4. slipalong

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    It's not quite as exciting without the ladies is it??

    Things don't get quite as heated!!
     
  5. TheSlag

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    I've heard a "sneeze" is sufficient to get you "wet" :eek: :D
     
  6. slipalong

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    I love it in the wet!! Much better than all dry and parched...
     
  7. Emilio's Mom

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    It is really, especially a forceful one.
     
  8. slipalong

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    But is that just the one? Or do you prefer several, one after the other????
     
  9. TheSlag

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    LMAO.... :D
     
  10. Daisy

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    What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?
     
  11. TheSlag

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    Never heard you mention "sex" and "forced" in the same sentence before... :eek: :eek: :D
     
  12. The Incredible Hulk

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    I like to let it all out and give it my all when it's hot out...WTF?
     
  13. TheSlag

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    We're talkin "Slipper" here... so... umm...errr.. that would be a "no"... or so I hear. :eek: ;) :D
     
  14. slipalong

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    With enough coaxing and encouragement, most things will grow beyond your wildest expectations...

    :p
     
  15. Emilio's Mom

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    I like repetition but I'm also willing to learn new things.
     
  16. Emilio's Mom

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    Yea well, maybe I just need to be "whipped" into shape.
     
  17. slipalong

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    Well, it is cold here in the UK, but I like to work with the rhythm of things in the face...


























    ...of adversity. :D
     
  18. Daisy

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    You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...
     
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    It's definitely an advantage to retain an open...





















































    mind
     
  20. TheSlag

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    Yeppp... I hear you're a "cream" puff when it comes to being "whipped" :eek:
     
  21. TheSlag

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    *KLUNK* :faints: :D
     
  22. Daisy

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    What about when you've got a roaring fire going inside though?
     
  23. slipalong

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    You have to careful though. You don't want things spilling over to soon!
     
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    I always say... "Mind over Matter"... especially when it's *looks down at Slipper*... *small matters* :D LMAO
     
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    It's important to take time and admire the petals...
     

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