MATURE CONTENT: "Innuendo - Enter My Thread"

[knowsbleed]

Clean... that's what this thread has to be.

I want to read some creative, interesting, innuendo. They can be, and most likely will be, sexual in nature... almost any innuendo can be interpreted as such... but they need not be.

If your intent is to express something to someone or something or somewhere yet somehow seem somewhat innocent... let's hear it. Color me curious... in a completely innocent shade of of neutral.


You may ask, "How does it eggszackly werk knowsbleeed?"...

Well it works like this. Upon entering this thread and reading the initial post by moi... you then reply with something that may or may not be along the lines of anything typed by redmarvel or:

"Your dry sandwich looks like it needs some mayonnaise."

"Your bearded ax would looks like it needs some doctoring up."

"I entered this thread and it left a nasty taste in my mouth."

"Your opinion may not be big, but it sure is clever."

"First, I'm going to drop off my big package in her mail slot then I'm going to Bangor, Maine."

"Runty asked me for an example of innuendo... so I gave her one."


Innuendo from movies is welcome inside my thread as well.

Star Wars innuendo:
"Luke, if you go that fast, can you pull out in time?"
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
"In time you will learn to call me 'master'."
"Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

Willy Wonka innuendo:
"Hey, take it easy. You'll get a stomachache if you swallow it like that."
"Quick, Augustus, grab this!"
"Suck them and you can spit in seven different colors."
... there are many more... but they might be pushing it.
The name Willy Wonka itself... it's just scary.

Anything goes as long as it isn't blatantly obscene to the point of .


Your participation is desired for I do not want to do this by myself.

 

[Casius--J]

I dont have anything to add but a big HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Those star wars and willy wonka ones are hilarious, I didnt even hear them like that before.

And the video you ended your post with was perfect.

I cant wait to see some of the lines in this thread, for I will USE them hehe

 

[Majic Walrus]

"This thread looks like it's going to be closed tight."

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[Go Web Go!]

I'd rather you didn't try to shove this topic down our throats.

 

[Schlosser85]

The Dark Knight:

"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear....TA DA...it's gone!"
"You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation"
"Come on, come on, I want you to do it, come on, HIT ME!!!"
"If you're good at something never do it for free"
"Oh excuse me, I wanna drive!"

"You alright?"
"Let's not do that again"

Grumpy Old Men:

"Looks like he's gonna put the hot dog...in the bun"
"Looks like he's taking Old One Eye to the optometrist"

Grumpier Old Men:

"I have been to Hawaii!"
"Which island?"
"ComeonIwannalayu"

 

[WompuM]

I was actually trying to figure out an innuendo Halloween costume. I would wear all male innuendos and my gf would be all female innuendos.

i.e.
Train & Tunnel
Hotdog & Bun
Plug & Socket
Lightbulb & Socket
Pencil & Sharpener
Finger & Ring

etc.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'd rather you didn't try to shove this topic down our throats.

I'd never force my thread upon you or any other unwilling thread participant.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Damn, how could I have forgotten this gem from Spider-Man 2.

"We can't get off if you don't get on, Peter."

 

[Go Web Go!]

I'd never force my thread upon you or any other unwilling thread participant.

I think you missed the point of my original post.

 

[knowsbleed]

In reference to biscuits.

Yea i love splitting them apart and licking the chocolate cream stuff

 

[knowsbleed]

I think you missed the point of my original post.

i think you missed mine.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Try harder and maybe I'd notice.

 

[knowsbleed]

I don't want to hammer my point across as a more gentle approach is usually preferred since this is our first encounter.

 

[Casius--J]

You want some Innuendo's???

How about a few vids full of them

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[Poetic Chaos]

I hear these all the time working at my surgery center.

Since I'm sterile after I scrub, the nurse always lets me know where she is and says "I'm coming behind you" all the time. Another common one is when the anesthesiologist is putting the blood pressure cuff on the patient, they'll say "It's usually tight the first time." If it wasn't such a professional setting I'd laugh my ass off everytime.

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm glad your thread link entered my profile, but the thread itself is proving to be a tad short

 

[Manic]

I'm going to try to find the time to participate in this thread, but this is gonna be hard. I don't know how I'm going to fit it in. I just don't want to leave you unsatisfied. I can only hope this doesn't end prematurely, because I'd hate to return only to find that this has closed and won't open back up for me.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok, people are having a hard time coming up with satisfying in-your-endo by themselves... so I'm here to give them a hand:

Touch my big totem and I will revoke your Hype account to something equally lame like...inaccessible.

Hay. Settle down.

Did that make you quake?

1.0 on the Chaseter Scale.

That's it?

Dayum. Guess I'll have to slam you harder next time.

My innuendo thread needs you. I'm stealing this convo.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wait, I got one in my sleepiness state.

You sure you can swallow that all in one gulp?

Need a second hand there?

How hard do you like your footlong, Mike?

 

[Shemtov]

How are Harry potter and Tiger woods alike?
They both use small balls.

 

[knowsbleed]

I like to eat in rather than eat out.....

It's nice to eat out every once and a while especially if it's for things I can't normally make at home like sushi.

I eat in a LOT, eating out is a special treat for us.

I love to eat out myself. Something I do far too often I guess. I just like the atmosphere.

I love eating out, no cooking, and no clean up

 

[BillyZaned]

Stuff I heard on the golf course

Can you carry my bag

Put it in the hole

Best swing I've seen all day

Can you wash my balls

Look at all the mud on your club

You need to spread your legs more

You sure laid that one up

GET IT IN THERE!!!!

 

[BillyZaned]

Office stuff

Can you COME in my office

Want to ride down with me

that package looks huge

do you need help carrying that package

you need a little cream for your coffee?

 

[BillyZaned]

Stuff at Restuarants

Wow, you sure ate that fast

You got a little cream on your lip

You need to come up for air!

That's some nice looking tuna

that sure tastes fishy

ehh, there's a hair on it

Wow, that sausage is massive

bet you can't eat just one

that was the best stuffing I have ever had

just put peanut butter on it, it will make it taste better