Slipstream's Official "That Song's Stuck In My Head & I Wish I Was Dead" Thread

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

good lord, this song is horrid

Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine
But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define
Jessie’s got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine

And she’s watchin’ him with those eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade
That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin’ cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

‘Cause she’s watchin’ him with those eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie’s girl
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time
Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me
And I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines
Ain’t that the way love supposed to be

Tell me
Where can I find a woman like that

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I want Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie’s girl
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I want, I want Jessie’s girl

 

[Slipstream]

Who's the most godawful band ever? Let's see what our boy Noel Gallagher from Oasis has to say....

"Do you ever look to the sky and think, 'I'm glad I'm alive?'" Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher once mused. "After I heard System of a Down, I thought, 'I'm actually alive to hear the !!!!tiest band of all time.' Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."


Here, here Noel!!! System Of A Down do indeed suck the limp lilly of a 98 year old man.



Toxicity
Conversion, software version 7.0,
Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,

New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.

More wood for their fires, loud neighbors,
Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,

New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.

New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder,
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence,
Sacred silence and sleep,
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.

When I became the sun,
I shone life into the man's hearts,
When I became the sun,
I shone life into the man's hearts.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Noel Gallagher really shouldn't talk about !!!!ty bands.

 

[Slipstream]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
Noel Gallagher really shouldn't talk about !!!!ty bands.

Hey now Oasis kicks ass...especially live.

System Of a Down make Oasis sound like the most brilliant band ever

 

[dmcnx]

Oasis makes the Fast food Rockers sound good...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pizza hut
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

A Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by dmcnx
Oasis makes the Fast food Rockers sound good...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pizza hut
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

A Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

MCDOOOOOOOOOOOOONALDS, MCDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONALDS

kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

 

[dmcnx]

 

[Slipstream]

You asked for it, dirtbags

I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow-white turtle doves
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
A song of peace that echoes on
And never goes away

Put your hand in my hand
Let's begin today
Put your hand in my hand
Help me find a way

 

[Slipstream]

PUT SOME DAMN STARS ON THIS THREAD, MODS

 

[SpideyInATree]

Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

This song got on my nerves times 10. I'm glad that guy was only a one hit wonder so he couldn't get anymore crappy songs stuck in my head.

 

[Slipstream]

I already posted that one, Maurice For that, you must listen to this repeatedly...

I'd drive a million miles
To be with you tonight
So if you're feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use are strong
They make reality
But now the music's on
Oh baby dance with me

Rip it up - move down
Rip it up - move it down to the ground
Rip it up - cool down
Rip it up - and get the feeling not the word

Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun

Deep in the world tonight
Our hearts beat safe and sound
I'll hold you so close
Just let yourself go down

Rip it up - move down
Rip it up - move it down to the ground
Rip it up - cool down
Rip it up - get the feeling not the word


Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun

On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and everyone
A ship of fools sailing on

Across the nation, around the world
Everybody have fun tonight
A celebration so spread the word


Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

We are the World

 

[knowsbleed]

The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

The Mentos jingle

 

[Slipstream]

Well life on the farm is kinda laid back
Ain’t much an old country boy like me can’t hack
It’s early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm
A raisin’ me a family and workin’ on a farm
My days are all filled with an easy country charm
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I’m a country boy

When the work’s all done and the sun’s settlin’ low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low
Thank God I’m a country boy

I’d play sally goodin’ all day if I could
But the lord and my wife wouldn’t take it very good
So I fiddle when I could, work when I should
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well I wouldn’t trade my life for diamonds and jewels
I never was one of them money hungry fools
Iid rather have my fiddle and my farmin’ tools
Thank God I’m a country boy

Yeah, city folk drivin’ in a black limousine
A lotta sad people thinkin’ that’s mighty keen
Son, let me tell ya now exactly what I mean
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well, my fiddle was my daddy’s till the day he died
And he took me by the hand and held me close to his side
Said, ¡°live a good life and play my fiddle with pride
And thank God you’re a country boy

My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle
Taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
Taught me how to love and how to give just a little
Thank God I’m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun’s comin’ up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain’t nothin’ but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I’m a country boy
Thank God I’m a country boy

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the Macarena!!!!

you all obviously don't wanna shoot yourselves in the head

 

[spiderrasmon]

Asereje (The Ketchup Song) by Las Ketchup

Mira lo que se avecina
a la vuelta de la esquina
viene Diego rumbeando
Con la luna en las pupilas
y su traje agua marina
va despues de contrabando
Y donde mas no cabe un alma
y se mete a darse caña
poseido por el ritmo ragatanga
Y el D.J que lo conoce
toca el himno de las doce
para Diego la cancion mas deseada
Y la baila, y la goza, y la cantaaaa...

Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe de
sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí (3 times)

No es cosa de brujeria
que lo encuentre to los dias
por donde voy caminando
Diego tiene chuleria
y ese punto de alegria
rastafari afrogitano

Y donde mas no cabe un alma
alli se mete a darse caña
poseido por el ritmo ragatanga
Y el dijey que lo conoce
toca el himno de las doce
para Diego la cancion mas deseada
Y la baila, y la goza y, la cantaaaa

Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe de
sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí (3 times)

A nanananananana...

Aserejé, ja deje dejebe tudejebe
sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí (9 times)

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

He's got the whole world
in his hands
he's got the whole wide world
in his hands
he's got the whole world
in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands


Don't even let me get started on Kum Ba Ya...

 

[Slipstream]

She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premoniton
That girl's gonna make me fall

She's into new sensations
New kicks in the candle light
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night

She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to the brain

Upside inside out
She's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you out
Livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skins the colour of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la vida loca
She's livin la vida loca

Woke up in New York city
In a funky cheap motel
She took my heart
And took my money
She must have slipped me a sleepin' pill
She never drinks the water
And makes you order
French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same

Upside inside out
She's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you out
Livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skins the colour of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la vida loca
She's livin la vida loca

She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to the brain

Upside inside out
She's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you out
Livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skins the colour of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la vida loca
She's livin la vida loca
Upside inside out
She's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you out
Livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skins the colour of mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la vida loca
Livin la vida loca
Livin la vida loca
Livin la vida loca

 

[redmarvel]

Barenaked Ladies...

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Oooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

(But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
Of course we would! We'd just eat more...
And buy really expensive ketchups...like...Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000...I'd be RICH!

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
I can't believe no one has mentioned the Macarena!!!!

you all obviously don't wanna shoot yourselves in the head

It took me years to get that outta my head. My therapist said I should never sing it again. So medically I can't type the lyrics either. lol

 

[Slipstream]

How many years did it take you to get this one out of your head/

Genius Of Love - Tom Tom Club

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
I'm gonna have some fun
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun

I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimention
He'll take my arm
When we're walkin', rolling and rocking
It's one time I'm glad I'm not a man
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping

I'm in heaven
With the maven of funk mutation
Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins
Raise expectations to a new intention
No one can sing
Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson
Wailin' and shakin' to Bob Marley
Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie

All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine.

Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow
Who needs to think when your feet just go
With a hiditihi and a hipitiho
Who needs to think when your feet just go ...Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon
Who needs to think when your feet just go ...Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon Bohannon
James Brown, James Brown
James Brown, James Brown

If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well he's the genius of love
He's so deep.

 

[redmarvel]

A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight

(repeat Wimoweh chorus--with vocal ad lib similar to the intro in the
foreground)
Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight

(repeat wimoweh chorus)
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight

 

[DIZZY MOONBEAM]

you know the sad thing is when we get old and in the nursing home those stuipid orderly's are going to pull this stuff out for us to excerise to. So we will all have to do the Macrenia again.

 

[dmcnx]

So true