Snakes on a Plane

[TRUE]

Snakes on a Plane>>>POTC 2>>>>Superman Returns>>>>Mission Impossible 3

You never lied right there. This is my #1 anticipated movie of the year. This movie is a classic in the making.

 

[The Hero]

SNAKES ON A PLANE TRAILER REVIEW:
VOICE OVER: In a world where snakes can get on a plane...

FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket.

On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat.

TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr...
(CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson.

THE SNAKE: Sssssssss.

VOICE OVER: ... one man is on a plan with snakes.

CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson, sitting on a plane. The snake is sitting in the chair next to him. Jackson chats away, apparently unaware that his seatmate is a snake.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Well, all I'm saying is, just because I had a baby with her
doesn't make me a father, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I want to go
to the birthday party, but I've gotta fly to LA and take care of business.

THE SNAKE: Sssss....

The camera pulls back to reveal that every passenger on the plane except Samuel L Jackson is actually a snake . They are wearing a wide variety of disguises--one of them has a fake bushy Hasidic beard and is wearing a prayer shawl. Another has an outrageous afro.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Hey, you've got something on your moustache there.

He reaches over to brush it off, and the moustache comes off.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Wait a minute. You're a SNAKE!

VOICE OVER: Now.. that man must warn the world.

CUT TO: Jackson is in the cockpit. The pilot is slumped over, dead. Jackson yells into the radio.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: You've got to listen to me. There are SNAKES... on the
PLANE!

CUT TO: Samuel L Jackson punching a snake. The snake is wearing a pair of jeans.

Jackson finally knocks the snake out. He rummages through the snake's pockets and is shocked by what he finds.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Oh my God. This snake has a PILOT'S LICENCE!

CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson is talking on one of those phones they have in the seatbacks of planes. Tears are streaming down his face.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Listen, sweetie, I know I haven't been the best
father. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm going to get through this, and I wanted
you to know something: I love you very, very much. Oh, and by the way,
there are mother****ing SNAKES! On the goddamn PLANE!

VOICEOVER: Coming soon: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because on a plane...
nobody can hear the snakes.

FADE OUT.

Funny.


But mine was funnier.

 

[xwolverine2]

Funny.


But mine was funnier.

i prob. never read it

 

[Landis-Wolf]

If Samuel L. Jackson actually says "Snakes on a Mutha-F***** plane" I will see this movie 10 times.

 

[Calvin]

Every time I see that pic, I crack up!

Haha, christ. I was chuckling throughout most of this thread, but lost it with that one.

 

[xwolverine2]

Haha, christ. I was chuckling throughout most of this thread, but lost it with that one.

did you see the parody site!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
IT SAYS: snakes on a plane 2lanes on a snake!!

 

[xwolverine2]

If Samuel L. Jackson actually says "Snakes on a Mutha-F***** plane" I will see this movie 10 times.

i will beg EVERYONE I KNOW to see it!

 

[Landis-Wolf]

I will not beg, I will pay for them!

 

[xwolverine2]

who is distributing this movie??sony?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

New Line isnt it?

 

[xwolverine2]

LOTR to snakes on a plane...lol

new line:"OSCARS HERE WE COME!"

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Oh yea, Best Picture, Best Actor (Samuel L. Jackson), Best supporting Actor (Snake #1), etc...

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Oh yea, Best Picture, Best Actor (Samuel L. Jackson), Best supporting Actor (Snake #1), etc...

@ Kennan getting overlooked for best supporting actor by a rubber snake

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

i heard that Harrison Ford has a cameo playing a passenger.

his line in the movie---> "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

 

[IronMan_2005]

more fake trailers

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d_k

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3-LJngAsO18&search=snakes%20plane%20trailer%20sam%20samuel%20jackson

 

[xwolverine2]

more fake trailers

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d_k

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3-LJngAsO18&search=snakes%20plane%20trailer%20sam%20samuel%20jackson

LMFAO!!

im telling you ...its gonna be a huge cult hit!

 

[Super_Ludacris]

This film is gonna make House Party 2 feel like House Party 1

 

[LetsHangBendis]

If only stewardess' were like this in real life...

They're certainly never that friendly when you don't know to call them "Flight Attendants", ass.

 

[Landis-Wolf]

This movie is gonna make The Godfather look like "The 2nd cousins boyfriends aunty's Uncles' sister, twice removed"

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Or Married to the Mob

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Or 8 Heads in a Dufflebag, or whatever that crap was...

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Weekend at Bernies II

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Home Alone 4

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Friday After Next

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Batman & Robin