So about zombies....

[Aesop Rocks]

SAME THING.

 

[AndThePickles]

Yeah I know this is really facepalm worthy and some twelve year old will probably put this on Failblog but I saw the series Dead Set and ever since then I've been suffering a lot of anxiety and fear out of it, zombies have always scared the absolute **** out of me since I was little but it's scary! Thing is, people really annoy me too when no one calms you down when you're scared and upset, they just childishly tell you how a zombie outbreak could happen supported by loads of supposed proof.

And I don't know why but I'm scared to do pretty much anything at the moment so... Could someone give me some evidence to suggest they wont exist please? Seriously, I know it's silly but Dead Set really did depress me quite a bit

Seriously?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Well, this thread trumps my "so about smurfs" thread I was gonna make confessing my new fear of a worldwide smurf infestation.


I should have never watched that smurfs Christmas special on the Cartoon Network.

 

[Suirou]

..... I must watch Dead Set.

 

[enterthemadness]

I imagine there be some sort of 'virus' that will make people into'zombie like' creatures well before man develops space travel as seen in Star Trek or Star Wars.

 

[enterthemadness]

Seriously?

You know if Zombies became real that be....

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

they're coming to get you barbra

 

[bullets]

Here's why you shouldn't worry: the zombie apocalypse WILL BE ****ING AWESOME!

It would be just like an extremely interactive video game

 

[ChickenScratch]

I would love a Zombie Apocalypse! It's one of my favorite things to dwell upon in my quieter moments. Well, I've got a buttload of guns, a couple swords (2 Katana and 1 Jingum) as well as the training to I think I'll have a blast.

WWZ was like my best dreams come to life.

 

[[A]]

I'll take zombies over aliens any day.

 

[Tsunulia]

Sorry to rain on the "zombies aren't real, you're so stupid" parade... but here are some things that are... interesting, to say the least.


http://web.archive.org/web/20050428004220/http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

WARNING : These next few may upset those who would see this as cruelty to animals... and those who are squeemish.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160903,00.html


Let's not make an argument about this one here.

Spoiler

Part 1

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Part 2

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And a bit on Hitler's plans for zombie invasions.

http://thepotvinreport.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/nazis-nearly-perfected-zombies/



I've been looking all over for a report or article on this, but I can't seem to find it at all and I've been searching for hours. But I heard of a case that happened not to long ago, somewhere in a place like Haiti or somewhere, a witch doctor resurrected a man who had just died. As soon as the man passed the witch doctor started using incense (or smelling salts [something of the like]), as far as I know that's all that was used. The man's body started moving again. He lost all of his memories and ability speak but retained his basic understanding and motor skills. They had him preform simple tasks and he was able to accomplish them. The man's body remained animated for about 40 - 45 minutes, then his body gave out.

 

[zanos]

reason 1...this is the real world

reason 2...zombies are not real!!!!!

Said the person with half his face chewed off during a future zombie outbreak.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

when zombies attack, I'll take all my "zombies ate my neighbors" training, along with my ZOMBIELAND knowledge to survive

 

[Bruce Banner]

they're coming to get you barbra

They're Coming for you!

Barbara: Stop it your acting like a child!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"No one would have expected it. But then again, no one would have expected the dead to rise again, now would they? Only one could have foreseen this. And I don't believe in him anymore". -- World War Z.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

edit.

 

[THW]

There are already soul-less, life-less, brain craving hoardes walking among us... They are called GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Said the person with half his face chewed off during a future zombie outbreak.

If it happens, at least I'll be on the winning team.

 

[bored]

You'll be a zombie?

 

[Shelly Godfrey]

Zombies do exist. In our world they're more commonly known as malpractice lawyers.

 

[Tsunulia]

^ I smell a sitcom

 

[Metamorpho1977]

You'll be a zombie?

I'm sticking my arm out a window and going to find Anne Hathaway a few hours later.

 

[SuperFerret]

Y'know what scares me more than zombies? The amount of people arguing that a zombie apocalypse is possible.

 

[bored]

What's it like not having joy in your heart?

 

[Master Chief]

I bet it's like being a zombie.