So...I am home alone/ I have a free house..

[The Amazing Lee]

That's right kids, you heard it right here from the donkey's mouth.

my mum and sister have just left to go to Spain for a week. I'm looking after the house till Thursday, which is when I go away to Blackpool for a few days to go to a Punk Festival.

My dad doesn't live with us but my dad is also away visiting his girl-friend in Florida, USA.

So this leaves me on my own. I have been invited over to my friends but I really don't wanna leave the dog on his own for too long.

Which leaves me stuck in the house, on my own, on the hype. AGAIN!

 

[Red]

Beer solves all problems.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Hmmm..

Beer is cool.

but absinthe is quicker.

 

[Spoarz™]

Which leaves me stuck in the house, on my own, on the hype. AGAIN!

What, no party?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I swear, if I lived up the street from you, I'd show up and eat all your food, play your video games, clog your toilet, then leave.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

What, no party?

Nah. I could arrange a party and I know a fair few people would come....but I don't wanna disrespect my mother....cuz she would kill me if something bad happened to the house.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I swear, if I lived up the street from you, I'd show up and eat all your food, play your video games, clog your toilet, then leave.

Man.....we have so much in common!

 

[Harlekin]

Dude, just ask friends to come over to your place. Not too many, and make sure they keep the place clean. It doesn't have to be a party. Just call them to hang out.

 

[Spoarz™]

Nah. I could arrange a party and I know a fair few people would come....but I don't wanna disrespect my mother....cuz she would kill me if something bad happened to the house.

Yeah, I know what you mean. To be honest, I wouldn't throw a party either.

 

[enterthemadness]

That's right kids, you heard it right here from the donkey's mouth.

my mum and sister have just left to go to Spain for a week. I'm looking after the house till Thursday, which is when I go away to Blackpool for a few days to go to a Punk Festival.

My dad doesn't live with us but my dad is also away visiting his girl-friend in Florida, USA.

So this leaves me on my own. I have been invited over to my friends but I really don't wanna leave the dog on his own for too long.

Which leaves me stuck in the house, on my own, on the hype. AGAIN!

Invite a bunch of people over to have a party. Make sure there's no drugs, but plenty of beer and more booze. And make sure the ****s don't steal anything.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Dude, just ask friends to come over to your place. Not too many, and make sure they keep the place clean. It doesn't have to be a party. Just call them to hang out.

I've been asked to go over to a friends. but he wants me to go over there

And I can't be bothered.

 

[Lord Valumart]

you have an empty house and hookers never once crossed your mind??

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Invite a bunch of people over to have a party. Make sure there's no drugs, but plenty of beer and more booze. And make sure the ****s don't steal anything.

It's not really my thing. I go to parties but would never hold a party. Boy I'd love to but if I did, I'd probably worry myself into a frenzy.

I can't stop my friends from doing drugs....well I can I suppose....but you know....I don't think they'd do it in my house.

Perhaps a little bit of weed....I wouldn't mind that.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Man.....we have so much in common!

You're the pink one.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

you have an empty house and hookers never once crossed your mind??

My girlfriend would highly disapprove.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

You're the pink one.

Pink is a masculine colour



Brown is for girls.

 

[Lord Valumart]

My girlfriend would highly disapprove.

hmm....in that case...

you have an empty house and bringing your girlfreind back for some lovin' didn;t cross your mind??

 

[Morg]

No party? Oh well I guess it means all this beer is mine

 

[The Amazing Lee]

hmm....in that case...

you have an empty house and bringing your girlfreind back for some lovin' didn;t cross your mind??

Of course that crossed my mind.

It would have been the perfect opportunity to get down to business...what with having a free house an all (Which we don't come across very often)

But alas....she's in Brighton on Holiday as well.

It's just me and my hand I'm afraid.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

No party? Oh well I guess it means all this beer is mine

I've gone off of alcohol lately...to be honest.

 

[Mentok]

Beer solves all problems.

It also creates more... Which can be solevd with more beer.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Of course that crossed my mind.

It would have been the perfect opportunity to get down to business...what with having a free house an all (Which we don't come across very often)

But alas....she's in Brighton on Holiday as well.

It's just me and my hand I'm afraid.

hmm....

then i says google->net porn->KFC->beer->passing out while posting on the hype->waking up with a job in Comet


....it only happened once...





...ok twice

 

[DOG LIPS]

It also creates more... Which can be solevd with more beer.

Beer is the duct tape of your body.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It also creates more... Which can be solevd with more beer.

Ironically and coincidentally at this very moment I am wearing a Homer Simpson t-shirt that says:

Beer: The Cause of-and solution to all of lifes problems.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

hmm....

then i says google->net porn->KFC->beer->passing out while posting on the hype->waking up with a job in Comet


....it only happened once...





...ok twice

That actually sounds like a good idea.

The only lame thing about having the house to myself....is that I can't be as lazy