So...I am home alone/ I have a free house..

[Lord Valumart]

That actually sounds like a good idea.

The only lame thing about having the house to myself....is that I can't be as lazy

what do you mean can;t be lazy??

you have the house to yourself.....watch the cartoon channels until 6am then turn up at the corner shop demanding Diet Pepsi.....have microwave chicken things and Monster Munch for breakfast.....make a fort out of your livingroom furniture.....go into town and buy butter.....(and if your gf was around)turn up at her place very very tired and fall ontop of her and pass out....

and thats just the monday

 

[Aiden]

what do you mean can;t be lazy??

you have the house to yourself.....watch the cartoon channels until 6am then turn up at the corner shop demanding Diet Pepsi.....have microwave chicken things and Monster Munch for breakfast.....make a fort out of your livingroom furniture.....go into town and buy butter.....(and if your gf was around)turn up at her place very very tired and fall ontop of her and pass out....

and thats just the monday

Actually, now that you mention those microwave chicken things I fancy one of those Rustlers burgers

 

[Erzengel]

Invite the gf over for some....

 

[DOG LIPS]

Invite the gf over for some....

Get that bug off Lee's face!

 

[Lord Valumart]

Actually, now that you mention those microwave chicken things I fancy one of those Rustlers burgers

those brugers aren;t nice....i had them once and disliked them

but those chicekn things are called 'hot pops' man i wish i could have them for breakfast every day....

 

[The Amazing Lee]

what do you mean can;t be lazy??

you have the house to yourself.....watch the cartoon channels until 6am then turn up at the corner shop demanding Diet Pepsi.....have microwave chicken things and Monster Munch for breakfast.....make a fort out of your livingroom furniture.....go into town and buy butter.....(and if your gf was around)turn up at her place very very tired and fall ontop of her and pass out....

and thats just the monday

I've turned up at my girlfriend's house and past out on her bed before. (well fell asleep)

but that's cuz it was open day at college and I had er....too much free wine

 

[Aiden]

those brugers aren;t nice....i had them once and disliked them

but those chicekn things are called 'hot pops' man i wish i could have them for breakfast every day....

I thought they were all right for 99p

 

[Lord Valumart]

I've turned up at my girlfriend's house and past out on her bed before. (well fell asleep)

but that's cuz it was open day at college and I had er....too much free wine

you did better than me.....i just fell on her when she opened the door and started to sleep is it my fault her breasts are comfotable??

 

[Lord Valumart]

I thought they were all right for 99p

for under £1 anythings good

but they cost like £1.99 here

 

[The Amazing Lee]

you did better than me.....i just fell on her when she opened the door and started to sleep is it my fault her breasts are comfotable??

Hahahahahaha.

Beat this.....it was two o clock in the afternoon

 

[Lord Valumart]

Hahahahahaha.

Beat this.....it was two o clock in the afternoon

mine was at 6am.....apparetnly she got her brother to help her drag me to her room where i woke up and was very confused....i slept the whole day...but it was worth it for the night

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Im alone too. its a free house here

 

[Aiden]

for under £1 anythings good

but they cost like £1.99 here

Where are you like?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Where are you like?

near the border.....ok....i'm at the border....

all we have is a spar and a summerfeild.....they tend to over price things

 

[Aiden]

near the border.....ok....i'm at the border....

all we have is a spar and a summerfeild.....they tend to over price things

In the town where I live all we have is a Spar.

60p for a Twix

 

[Lord Valumart]

In the town where I live all we have is a Spar.

60p for a Twix

dear god.....thats awful....

i can get sausages for that price

 

[Tokage]

With all the drinking and partying that Lee does on a regular basis, how will being home alone change his routine, exactly?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I don't really do that much partying. It may seem that way. I lead a boring life.

Well not boring.....it's not boring when I'm with my girlfriend and such.

I just meant....wild.

 

[Untilteld]

drink my friend, DRINK! mu hu hu ha ha ha

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I actually do fancy a drink as it goes. Hmmmmmm....
The last time I got PROPERLY drunk was 12 days ago.

I have drank alcohol since then....but sensible amounts.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Im so BORED Too! WAaaaaa!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That actually sounds like a good idea.

The only lame thing about having the house to myself....is that I can't be as lazy

Who's gonna make yer bed and bathe ya?!?
Disaster!

 

[Erzengel]

Well if movies from the 80's have taught us anything it's that Amazing Lee has to throw a huge party only for his parents to come home a day early and ground him. But he will learn a valuable lesson by standing up to bully and bagging the hottest girl in school.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Who's gonna make yer bed and bathe ya?!?
Disaster!

I know. I think I may just sleep....then I don't have to worry...












....Unless I dream about it

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well if movies from the 80's have taught us anything it's that Amazing Lee has to throw a huge party only for his parents to come home a day early and ground him. But he will learn a valuable lesson by standing up to bully and bagging the hottest girl in school.

That would all be fine and dandy but:

1. My family has gone to Spain
2. I have a girlfriend
3. I don't go to school
4. It's not the 80s
5. I am not Ferris Bueller