So, I'm getting some Ice cream, right...

[oakzap425]

Fried Ice-cream, breyers, if you wanted to know o)

So, I'm reading the carton, to see what's in it, and like all this lite ice cream and stuff...


and then it says in small print "this is not a lite food), and then proceeds to say lite ice cream has 50% less blah blah blah...



Um... wtf? If it's light ice cream, and has 50% less blah... how is it not a lite food?

 

[Joker]

it's saying that it's not a lite food, but lite ice cram (which this is not) has 50% less, etc.

 

[oakzap425]

..it still doesn't make sense. It's lite ice cream right?

 

[Joker]

no, it's not lite ice cream

 

[bullets]

crap is what it is . who wants healthy ice cream.

 

[Badger]

I think after this and the waffle bowl incident, you need a break from Ice Cream.

 

[CFE]

I've eaten light ice cream

but wtf's lite ice cream?

CFE

 

[oakzap425]

...I'm too cool for the g and the h. E's are the new black.

 

[oakzap425]

I think after this and the waffle bowl incident, you need a break from Ice Cream.

I already stated I was serious about my ice cream

 

[oakzap425]

no, it's not lite ice cream

So, why would they put lite ice cream on the box.

 

[Noir]

Maybe the Ice is frozen super ****ing hard making very heavy

 

[oakzap425]

 

[CFE]

I'm with you on this one, WOman...

CFE

 

[oakzap425]

I'm a girl.

 

[Noir]

its possible.

 

[Master Chief]

I bet if I made this thread it'd get closed, just cuz I make so many like this. Oh my FRIK!!

It's cool though, lite is just a made up word.

 

[oakzap425]

...I'm sorry chief?

 

[Master Chief]

No sig?
No location?
No custom title?

That's right, profile banned without notification! Grrrr!!

Sorry, luv u lots

 

[oakzap425]

Why was your profile banned?

 

[Master Chief]

I made too many threads and Dew (I think) was like,

*stomp stomp stomp I've had enuff!*

btw thanks Dew and staff for being patient peoples, luffles.

btw how's Ice-Cream fried?

 

[SuperMonkey]

It may be lite, but that don't mean its food. there could be congealed camel toe funk in there for all you know.

 

[oakzap425]

You should talk, you eat your own poo...

 

[Abaddon]

why fry ice cream?

 

[oakzap425]

it's just cinnamon and caramel ice cream, with like caramel and cinnamon tostada pieces.

 

[SuperMonkey]

dont remember eating my own crap.

oh, well oakzap said it so it must be true...








*note heavy sarcasm on the last part*