So I'm gonna get laid on Feb 19th 2006.

dmcnx

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Just thought I should let you guys know, as I become a man and leave all you loser nerdy virgins in my dust!!!
 
Your going back in time to get laid? Hardcore.
 
I dunno, like 7-8ish. Memories a bit blurry on time, but I remember the nights events exactly:o
 
Mic said:
Your going back in time to get laid? Hardcore.

Now all I wish is that that guys mum would go back in time and take some birth control pills:o
 
Mic said:
Your going back in time to get laid? Hardcore.
Maybe he is having sex with himself 6 months ago... :eek:
 
dmcnx...
The sexual time-traveller
he lost his virginity SO hard, he became a virgin, and did it again.
yeah.
 
Kanon said:
Maybe he is having sex with himself 6 months ago... :eek:
Or worse. Going back to become his own father. Creating a paradox which will destroy us all.
 
Mic said:
Or worse. Going back to become his own father. Creating a paradox which will destroy us all.
That's OK with me, I would rather see that, than knowing that there is a sexual time traveler... I would face Terminator any day...
 
black_dust said:
What?


So wait what? you going to thrust so fast that it jolts you back in time to Feb hu??

My backthrust is so powerful it causes a rift in time.
 
Mic said:
Or worse. Going back to become his own father. Creating a paradox which will destroy us all.

We studied a story like that(but 10X more convoluted) in my Time Travel class this summer. Makes my head hurt just thinkin about it :(
 
Kanon said:
That's OK with me, I would rather see that, than knowing that there is a sexual time traveler... I would face Terminator any day...

Wow...he came from the future to come in your mother:o
 
Hey, maybe the guy on the other thread is having sex this friday with the future dmcnx :eek:
 
dmcnx said:
My backthrust is so powerful it causes a rift in time.
Wow! you really are the Jedi master of the sex world......

Can i have sex with you?
 
Was I careless in not bothering to remember the date on which I lost my virginity? :csad:
All I remember is that it was the 80's.:confused:
Either late Spring or early Summer....or, mid-Spring...
 
Kanon said:
Hey, maybe the guy on the other thread is having sex this friday with the future dmcnx :eek:

I'm more man than he could handle:o
 
Colossal Spoons said:
We studied a story like that(but 10X more convoluted) in my Time Travel class this summer. Makes my head hurt just thinkin about it :(
What the ****? You have a class dedicated to Time travel? Damn man where do I sign up?
 

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