So, the other weekend...

[Flexo]

...I was running late for work. No big deal, I just have to open the store so everyone else can get it.

My car dies.

I was all, like,

Luckily, CConn was hanging around.

He lent me his jetpack. I just had to give him my soul or something. His intention was pretty much this;

So, I made it to work just in time. I kicked the door in, clocked in, and answered the phone. Having done enough work for one day, zer00 and I decided to throw rocks at Mee's house.

Old man Jag saw us and shook his fist. We cheezed it out of there and jag chased us. Unfortunatly, he became short of breath and was unable to wheeze out the word "Jag" when he finished a sentence, and Mee's house exploded like an atom bomb.

Anyways, the moral of the story is this;

Happy Black History Month.

Happy now, Cconn?

 

[Kaboom]

i award you no points. and may g-d have mercy on your soul.

 

[Speedball]

I spit my pizza all over the place.

 

[tzarinna]

Good for a chuckle.
Thanks.

 

[Ben Urich]

Good for a chuckle.
Thanks.

-5 points for smiley infraction.

 

[tzarinna]

Give the old lady a break.

 

[Flexo]

i award you no points. and may g-d have mercy on your soul.

Racist.

 

[Mee]

Daggum rock-throwers.

 

[zer00]

Greatest post never made

 

[heypapajinx]

that was like a poem written with candy buttons.
best ever.

 

[Mee]

I'd never seen the "I have a Dreamcast" pic before, I loves it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What is it w/ Cconn telling people to do things.....and them doing it?

 

[Mee]

He's a cruel mistress.

 

[Fran]

It's a cult, I tell yas!

 

[BRUTAL]

They need guidance... do I smell a "The Religion of Hypism" thread in the future?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

SumOfGod will destroy it...

 

[BRUTAL]

Heathen Devil

 

[enterthemadness]

Put a on my face.

 

[CConn]

Flexo is like the entire Blue Man Group merged into one little Brett Favre fan.

 

[Mee]

Flexo is like the entire Blue Man Group merged into one little Brett Favre fan.

You left out the worships Ron Perlman part.

 

[Master Chief]

MmMmMmmmmmMm, this thread is frikkin' sexy.

 

[CConn]

What is it w/ Cconn telling people to do things.....and them doing it?

I'm...I'm God, Spoons.

They need guidance... do I smell a "The Religion of Hypism" thread in the future?

My theme song: http://media.putfile.com/07-Comfort-Eagle-92

 

[CConn]

You left out the worships Ron Perlman part.

Blue Man Group don't worship Ron Perlman?

I like them less now.

 

[Flexo]

You left out the worships Ron Perlman part.

I thought that was a given.

Flexo is like the entire Blue Man Group merged into one little Brett Favre fan.

Aww shucks.

Okay, humble time's over. That's completely true. Who wants to see me cram twelve jumbo marshmellows in my mouth while playing a xylophone?

I'm...I'm God, Spoons.
My theme song: http://media.putfile.com/07-Comfort-Eagle-92

*Grooves on the rocktasmic tunes*

Oh, you all like me! You really, really like me! (Now go post in the Ron Perlman Forever thread.)

 

[Immortalfire]

What the heck...