So, the other weekend...

[Flexo]

Me and Chris have an idea for a logo for something which will not be explained in public

but we have two different ideas, hence why we need both made to decide

*Throws messege before self destruct*

 

[zer00]

...k

 

[Flexo]

...k

... send me the info.

I have tomorrow off.

I'll see if I can fit it in between the pr0n.

 

[CConn]

Flexo, start work on your Nazi Zombie script. I may be interested in purchasing it.

 

[zer00]

yes...purchasing

 

[Flexo]

Flexo, start work on your Nazi Zombie script. I may be interested in purchasing it.

What type genre should it lean towards?

On a scale of Evil Dead to Army of Darkness.

 

[Flexo]

yes...purchasing

Once again, Flexo gets the hobo special.

 

[CConn]

What type genre should it lean towards?

On a scale of Evil Dead to Army of Darkness.

Try Evil Dead 2. If that doesn't work, think Mean Girls with Zombies.

 

[Flexo]

Try Evil Dead 2. If that doesn't work, think Mean Girls with Zombies.

Got it.

Delightful blend of comedy mixed about outrageous gore and tree mischief.

 

[CConn]

Seriously though, I wouldn't make it a very obvious comedy. I mean, if there comedy to be had, go with it, but overall, the movie should be more about outrageous fun and horror than anything else. IMO. But then, you're the writer.

 

[zer00]

hence

Evil Dead 2

ever seen the cover and poster for The Bunker?

look at that

 

[Mee]

Try Evil Dead 2. If that doesn't work, think Mean Girls with Zombies.

Who is the Bruce Campbell of women?

 

[zer00]

Brucilla Campbell

 

[Mee]

From an alternate dimension I guess?

She doesn't have a goatee does she?

 

[Flexo]

Seriously though, I wouldn't make it a very obvious comedy. I mean, if there comedy to be had, go with it, but overall, the movie should be more about outrageous fun and horror than anything else. IMO. But then, you're the writer.

I had a few ideas.

(An obese zombie recieves several bullets to the stomach, causing it to tear, and its guts to spill out... along with a hand. For an added bonus, the zombie would continue to nibble on a dismembered limb after, leading to bits of meat instantly leaving the digestive track.)

 

[zer00]

genius

 

[CConn]

Oh, that's sick.

Tell me more.

 

[Flexo]

Oh, that's sick.

Tell me more.

Hmm... okay.

Another zombie grabs a soldier by the head. Using inhuman strengh, he crushes the troop's head like a pimple, then scoops out some braingoop and licks it off his fingers. (Think... punchbowl and eggs benedict.)

 

[CConn]

Do you have a plot?

Do we need a plot?

 

[Mee]

This movie has "family fun" written all over it.

 

[Flexo]

Do you have a plot?

Do we need a plot?

Plot's simple enough. Just take the standard "Nazis gone and ****** with super science, again" route.

American troops trying to survive a zombie onslaught the rest of the film. (My idea is that they are trapped within a recently liberated town by a snowstorm, and have to fight their way out from the zombies.)

 

[Flexo]

I refuse to write this for a budget.

I am going to cram in as much blood, gore, and bullets as I can.

You can figure out what's feasible from there.

Just a heads up.

 

[Mee]

Ideas for casting?

 

[Flexo]

Ideas for casting?

I'm going to purchase a time machine from Bill Gates and hijack soldiers for it.

Saves on training costs.

And I can have young, fit Arnold as a Nazi zombie.

 

[CConn]

This will mesh perfectly with my film about a group of German women getting raped shortly after WW2.