so...ugly babies....

[Lord Valumart]

do we really have to pretend like we're ok with them?

i know it's an instant reaction to go "aww...ook at da ickle baby" if your female, or "yeh, cute kid" if your male, but even if it's damn ugly do you still have to do that?

can you not just walk up and go "yeh, cute HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS WHAT THE ****ING HELL IS THAT??!?!!?!!!!?!?!?! " and run away, or just go "dude, yo baby ugly...."?

stand up for the truth, damnit!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just say, "Ohhh...look at her/him."

 

[Hudson]

do we really have to pretend like we're ok with them?

i know it's an instant reaction to go "aww...ook at da ickle baby" if your female, or "yeh, cute kid" if your male, but even if it's damn ugly do you still have to do that?

can you not just walk up and go "yeh, cute HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS WHAT THE ****ING HELL IS THAT??!?!!?!!!!?!?!?! " and run away, or just go "dude, yo baby ugly...."?

stand up for the truth, damnit!!!

where's ya avatar from?

 

[Lord Valumart]

where's ya avatar from?

Torchwood, a Dr Who spinoff that started this week...

why?

 

[TKing]

Or why do people say "Congratulations" when a baby is born? Did they win something?

 

[Hudson]

Torchwood, a Dr Who spinoff that started this week...

why?

Because a voice told me to ask. I always listen to my voices.

 

[jaydawg]

I love stolen Seinfeld jokes.

 

[huskerwebhead]

I love stolen Seinfeld jokes.

I was just going to point that out myself.

"Come and see the BAAAAABYYYYYY!!!!"

 

[Equint77]

Jason Kidd has some ugly muther****ing children.....

I feel sorry for them.. but not really.. I hope they get uglier with age.

****ing freaks.

 

[Halcohol]

Just say he's "breathtaking". Problem solved.

 

[Mad Bull]

I just smile politely if I'm not particularly thrilled. Ugly or not, it's new life. That's SOMEthing to smile about.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I saw a completely unremarkable baby once. It was not cute. It was not ugly. It was just a baby. I looked at it and it looked at me and I swear I was just "Meh, hey, baby." and it was like "Meh, hey, adult." Then we went our seperate ways, our lives completely unchanged by the encounter.

 

[C. Lee]

Pretty much all babies are ugly until they are yours...then they are angels.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I hate babies, they smell.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[Halcohol]

LOL that's very, very disturbing.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

The first one reminds me of Pirateking. The girl, not the baby.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I like the Mom's nose.

 

[Cyrusbales]

ALL BABIES ARE UGLY!!!! The whole notion of a creature that deficates all over itself and everything else without any notable cerebral activity is disgusting by my records. You don't ever say, "how lovely, that girl in the club is so pretty, the way she threw up all over herself and everyone else". So all babies are ugly, end of

 

[Cyclops]

Or why do people say "Congratulations" when a baby is born? Did they win something?

Let's see... nine months of pregnancy, excruciating labor, even more painful passage through the birth canal...

"Congratulations! You survived!"

As for why we should react to ugly babies as if they're not... do you want a hormonally imbalanced woman pissed off at you? I sure wouldn't.

 

[muertevilla]

i just say, awwwww bless his/her heart

 

[unstoppable]

I like babiest:

 

[Cyrusbales]

I like babiest:

they taste like chiken......

 

[cryptic name]

they taste like chiken......

common misconception. chicken actually tastes like babies.

 

[Drakon]

do we really have to pretend like we're ok with them?

i know it's an instant reaction to go "aww...ook at da ickle baby" if your female, or "yeh, cute kid" if your male, but even if it's damn ugly do you still have to do that?

can you not just walk up and go "yeh, cute HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS WHAT THE ****ING HELL IS THAT??!?!!?!!!!?!?!?! " and run away, or just go "dude, yo baby ugly...."?

stand up for the truth, damnit!!!

I did that once. It was great.