So, who ended up getting drunk this New Years Eve?

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Just a ?. share your drunkjen stoires Here. i nmknow therew sa Nwe Years eve thraed already, but this is for drunkards only.
 
Oh, boy. Worthy, I nominate you best drunk poster evah. :cmad:

You are hilarious when drunken. :)
 
This is hilarious, I need a drink
 
Yes, yes I did.

And I am still left.

Just thought I'd pop my head in.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Yes, yes I did.

And I am still left.

Just thought I'd pop my head in.
Good to hear, Happy New Year to you matey. :woot:
 
No, I didnt drink. Drinking by yourself is just pathetic. Although I'm kinda wishing I had.
 
oh, not much... I just laughed a lot, and annoyed some people... that's about it.
 
I got a little drunk.
My girlfriend still has a bit of a hangover.
 
Please people, stop typing like a ****** after you've been drinking, you are able to type whilst drunk, i'm doing it right now.
 
I didn't drink enough to have a hangover- I needed to be able to perfom in bed afterwards. Did have a fair bit of chocolate liquer though. Had a whole load a little earlier actually.
 
Kyalesyin said:
I didn't drink enough to have a hangover- I needed to be able to perfom in bed afterwards.
That is so tragic, when you're with a lightweight little girl and she's blasted and you're just buzzed, and she says, "When we get home I'm gonna give you the best bj you've ever had in your life!"
And then you get home and it's like Stephen Hawking trying to eat a hot, buttered keilbasa unassisted. :csad: X 1,000
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
That is so tragic, when you're with a lightweight little girl and she's blasted and you're just buzzed, and she says, "When we get home I'm gonna give you the best bj you've ever had in your life!"
And then you get home and it's like Stephen Hawking trying to eat a hot, buttered keilbasa unassisted. :csad: X 1,000

Well, since I was the one weilding the sword last night, I really, really needed to be sober. Nothing worse than thinking you've lined it up perfectly, you're on the way in, and then she just says 'left and down a bit dear'
 
Kyalesyin said:
Well, since I was the one weilding the sword last night, I really, really needed to be sober. Nothing worse than thinking you've lined it up perfectly, you're on the way in, and then she just says 'left and down a bit dear'
I'm certain it's awful, though I dare say you've never felt the clumsy, gin-numbed incisors of an artlessly enthusiastic little blacked-out girl on a "sword" that's actually strapped to your nervous system. So...
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm certain it's awful, though I dare say you've never felt the clumsy, gin-numbed incisors of an artlessly enthusiastic little blacked-out girl on a "sword" that's actually strapped to your nervous system. So...

Having had my wife go down on me drunk, I can say I have at least got close to a similar sensation. Not fun.
 
sexy^^^^gettin turned on by that

my finacee got hammered off of two bloody mary's..she cant drink alot,2 was pushing it.I had to carry the poor sole back to the car
 
Believe it or not, I didn't have a single drop of alcohol yesterday.
 
i wasn;t drunk in the traditional way....

fine...i was pissed:( but still...i heard my ex got in a fight so i canhope she got battered:D:D:D
 

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