Someone in this room... is a murderer.

[OverMyHead]

UNLESS!


When Paris walked in the room there were 4 guys: Gary, David, Tony, and Dracula!

Dracula was hanging from the ceiling like bats do.

Dracula was the killer, obviously, and even Paris knew it.


She tried to reach Dracula with a butcher knife, but still couldn't reach.

So David grabbed the encyclopedia and opened it to "Dracula" to find out he can be killed if he's stabbed by a wooden stake.

So they grabbed the broomstick, used the knife to carve the handle into a wooden stake, and jabbed it up into the air where she was able to get him.

Dracula was so surprised that Paris actually figured out who the killer was, and was actually able to reach him, that it scared teh guano out of him, where it landed on the encyclopedia in a green pile of goo.

Dracula landed, back in bat-form, on the ground in a pool of his blood.

Unfortunately for Paris, she was so happy that she figured out the riddle that she accidentally stepped on some of the guano causing her to slip and fall, breaking her neck. She landed on the bat-Dracula.

Since Paris chose the correct killer, the door opened...and there you were.

You walked in, saw Paris on the floor in a pool of blood, Tony holding a bloody broomstick crying at dead Paris, Gary holding the clean butcher knife laughing because Paris overcame Dracula but was killed by poop, and David, who was still reading up on "Dracula".

You looked down and saw the note....

t:

This is the real answer.. not the alien crap.

 

[wiegeabo]

-TNC

Guess that means it's my turn.

A man pulls his car up in front of a hotel. He instantly knows he's broke. Why?

 

[OverMyHead]

Cause the f**ker forgot to bring his wallet.

 

[TNC9852002]

Put it in here, wiegeabo:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=276977

-TNC

 

[TNC9852002]

OMG, the brain teaser thread is failing! People are afraid to think!

Oh, and P.S. that riddle about the guy being broke at the hotel? I've heard that one before but I can't think of the solution for the life of me.

-TNC

 

[TNC9852002]

OMg, I posted the Barnyard question on IGN and someone got the right answer in 10 minutes...

-TNC

 

[Spider-Fan]

My Turn:
On a hot day on a farm, 60% of the animals are chickens. 70% of the animals are laying around, and 30% of the animals laying around are goats. What is the maximum percent of animals on the farm that could be chickens laying around?

-TNC

Rounded - 32%

Actual - 31.6%

I have no clue if this is right, but this is what I came up with.

 

[TNC9852002]

Please post your guesses in the Brain Teaser Thread:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=276977

-TNC

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Guess that means it's my turn.

A man pulls his car up in front of a hotel. He instantly knows he's broke. Why?

A man? That's ME! I'm A-Man! How do I know I'm broke? Cause I don't have enough money for my own house so I am sleeping in my car outside the parking space at the Hotel!

 

[Majik1387]

Guess that means it's my turn.

A man pulls his car up in front of a hotel. He instantly knows he's broke. Why?

Because he hit the brakes in his car.

 

[wiegeabo]

Because he hit the brakes in his car.

Ha. That's good. Half-credit.

The real answer is because he's playing Monopoly.


Come on over to the brain teaser thread. We've had tons more riddles.

 

[hammy]

You can tell a riddle, but it can't always be good.

 

[shapeshifter]

This is the real answer.. not the alien crap.

not even Edward Nigma could have figured that crap out. who came up with this and why did they hate us so much?

 

[Docker2.0]

So dude never answered his question huh? Dude sux!

 

[KALEL114]

Yeah he did and it was stupid.

 

[Docker2.0]

What was the answer and what page? I can't review all the pages......but he still sux for makin us wait so long!

 

[unstoppable]

My Turn:
On a hot day on a farm, 60% of the animals are chickens. 70% of the animals are laying around, and 30% of the animals laying around are goats. What is the maximum percent of animals on the farm that could be chickens laying around?

-TNC

49%

 

[KALEL114]

David Hasselhoff killed Paris Hilton. David was looking for himself in the "D" encyclopedia because he's full of himself. Paris Hilton is an alien, and when David hit her over the head, her green, gooey blood got all over the binding of the book. Tony Danza is crying because he spilled cranberry juice all over his new broomstick. Gary Coleman was laughing because the butcher knife he was holding was actually a plastic toy, and he was laughing because Paris was walking by him, saw the toy, freaked out, and then tripped over the spilt cranberry juice. David Hasselhoff noticed that Paris was abnormally thin, and when he heard her make a loud animal noise, he realized she was from another planet, and decided to kill her. The aliens designed her based on a Barbie doll, creating her to look like a life-size replica. After David had been looking for himself in the encyclopedia, he looked up the word "doll" and noticed a picture of Barbie that looked strikingly similar to Paris. Gary Coleman, after laughing over the prank he pulled on Paris, immediately began crying because she was dead, and it killed his dream of ever getting it on with her.

 

[TNC9852002]

Uh, TempleFugit answered this riddle already, but the answer was pretty bogus. This thread spawned a TEAL Brain Teaser Thread...

Oh, and yes, the answer is 49%, unstoppable

-TNC

 

[Docker2.0]

Wow that wasn't the dumbest answer ever! Well I guess i'll unsubscribe from this thread.......which sux by the way.

 

[chamber-music]

 

[Sloth7d]

Is the statement, "This sentence is false" true or false?