Someone in this room... is a murderer.

[Castlewood]

ROUND ONE:

You walk into a room. It has white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. There are no doors, except for the door you came through.

You see three people standing up, and they are all looking down at a dead body.

3 PEOPLE:
Tony Danza
Gary Coleman
David Hasselhoff

The Dead Body is that of Paris Hilton.






The three men are each holding an object.

Tony Danza - Broomstick





Gary Coleman - Butcher Knife





David Hasselhoff - Encyclopedia, "D"





Tony is crying.
Gary is laughing.
David is reading.

Tony's broomstick is covered in blood.
Gary's butcher knife is perfectly clean.
David's encyclopedia has a strange, green, gooey substance on the binding.

Paris Hilton in lying face down, dead, and a pool of blood is under her.

THEORIES:
1.) One could argue that she was stabbed by a butcher knife... but if so, why isn't the butcher knife bloody?

2.) One could argue that she was killed by the bloody broomstick... but if so, why is Gary crying over her death?

3.) One could agrue that David hit Paris over the head with his encyclopedia... but if so, why is there a strange, green, gooey substance on the binding?


SUDDENLY, the door behind you closes shut. It is LOCKED. You are trapped in the room with Tony, Gary, and David. One of these three men is the murderer.

You look down, and you see a note on the floor. You pick it up. It says:


Hello. I am the killer.
You must kill one of the three men in front of you. If the man you kill is me, then the door behind you will unlock, and you will be free. If you kill an innocent man, I will kill you, and the two innocent men I'm with. Choose carefully.


You now have to make the decision. Who is the killer?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

This better be good, seeing how much work you put into this thread...and I actually read it.

 

[chaseter]

David, he made Paris read the encyclopedia and she had a seizure and blood poured from her nose. Tony Danza, now being a janitor to make money immediately is hired by Hasselhoff to clean up his mess. The green substance on the book is merely remnants of Hoff's leftover apple schnapps. So I would kill David. David was reading on Paris' condition, Gary was laughing because he is funny, and Tony was crying because he is a has-been and has no job.

 

[Castlewood]

It's good.

But you have to make the decision, and come up with the explanation, too.

 

[unstoppable]

we all know paris hilton can take a broomstick


but seriously I'll figure this out

 

[unstoppable]

where's the blood coming from?

head, stomach what?

 

[Castlewood]

where's the blood coming from?

head, stomach what?

Can't say.

All I can say is... there is a pool of blood UNDER Paris's body, and she is lying face down.


NOTE: Feel free to ask questions, but keep it simple. I can't just GIVE you the answer.

Also... pleeeease post the prairie dog GIF, lol. t:

 

[Manic]

Paris Hilton in lying face down

As usual!

 

[dr venture]

OJ did it

 

[chamber-music]

The Hoff ran her over with knight Rider and took the body to the white room. He called Tony Danza who tried to cover it up by replacing her body with a broomstick before the cops get there. No one would be able to tell the differance between dead Paris hilton and a broomstick. They are both wooden and show no signs of intelligent life. Coleman was gonna help dispose of the body by cutting it up but couldn't consentrate because he was high and tweaking out. The Hoff was looking up what exactly Paris Hilton did in a encyclopedia but couldn't anything.

 

[chamber-music]

 

[dr venture]

 

[Abaddon]

Can't say.

All I can say is... there is a pool of blood UNDER Paris's body, and she is lying face down.

She was stabbed. A blow to the back of head with the encyclopedia wouldn't leave blood under her body. Though I guess Tony could've shoved the broomstick into her vagina, and that would've caused a lot blood loss. The gooey stuff on the binding is snot. Tony blew his nose with one of the pages.

 

[dr venture]

Coleman did it. He stabbed Paris with the knife and cleaned the knife off with the broom. The green stuff is..................

 

[unstoppable]

 

[unstoppable]

any blood stainds on one of the three's clothes?

 

[SuperFerret]

ROUND ONE:

You walk into a room. It has white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. There are no doors, except for the door you came through.

You see three people standing up, and they are all looking down at a dead body.

3 PEOPLE:
Tony Danza
Gary Coleman
David Hasselhoff

The Dead Body is that of Paris Hilton.






The three men are each holding an object.

Tony Danza - Broomstick





Gary Coleman - Butcher Knife





David Hasselhoff - Encyclopedia, "D"





Tony is crying.
Gary is laughing.
David is reading.

Tony's broomstick is covered in blood.
Gary's butcher knife is perfectly clean.
David's encyclopedia has a strange, green, gooey substance on the binding.

Paris Hilton in lying face down, dead, and a pool of blood is under her.

THEORIES:
1.) One could argue that she was stabbed by a butcher knife... but if so, why isn't the butcher knife bloody?

2.) One could argue that she was killed by the bloody broomstick... but if so, why is Gary crying over her death?

3.) One could agrue that David hit Paris over the head with his encyclopedia... but if so, why is there a strange, green, gooey substance on the binding?


SUDDENLY, the door behind you closes shut. It is LOCKED. You are trapped in the room with Tony, Gary, and David. One of these three men is the murderer.

You look down, and you see a note on the floor. You pick it up. It says:


Hello. I am the killer.
You must kill one of the three men in front of you. If the man you kill is me, then the door behind you will unlock, and you will be free. If you kill an innocent man, I will kill you, and the two innocent men I'm with. Choose carefully.


You now have to make the decision. Who is the killer?

I kill Tony Danza. He pisses me off, using his talk show as an excuse to show off his grandkids on national TV.

 

[hammy]

ROUND ONE:
You now have to make the decision. Who is the killer?

Don't care. The witch is dead, long live Dorothy.

You must kill one of the three men in front of you.

That's a no brainer. Even if he's innocent, I could kill David Hasselhoff just for being .. yucky.

Hello. I am the killer.
You must kill one of the three men in front of you. If the man you kill is me, then the door behind you will unlock, and you will be free. If you kill an innocent man, I will kill you, and the two innocent men I'm with. Choose carefully.

If the killer is really one of the three, and I killed an innocent man, than there would not be two innocent men left for him to kill.

 

[Sugarculted]

Bravo, I was looking to post that

 

[SuperFerret]

Don't care. The witch is dead, long live Dorothy.

That's a no brainer. Even if he's innocent, I could kill David Hasselhoff just for being .. yucky.



If the killer is really one of the three, and I killed an innocent man, than there would not be two innocent men left for him to kill.

So the killer is the one who can't count.

 

[unstoppable]

he doesn't even stay on to answer questions

 

[Spider-Fan]

David...he seems to go out of his way to look like he was doing something else. Tony and Gary seem to acknowledge the events. Tony could have been cleaning the mess, and unless Gary is a good actor (which he isn't), the laughing should rule him out. Too obvious.

Plus, anyone of them could have taken the other's weapon.

I go with David.

 

[enterthemadness]

Gary killed her. He wiped the butcher knife off onto the broom, which explains why is is clean, yet there's blood under her. Also, he's laughing like a insane jackass.

 

[D Day]

So the killer is the one who can't count.

That's what I was thinking as well. Three minus one is two. And kill two innocent men including me?

I would kill myself and save myself the trouble. That way if I'm guilty or innocent I still one up the killer.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

We don't know if Paris is really wounded or not. We just know she is lying in some blood. So... I'm the killer. I have to kill someone in the room which makes me the killer.