Speak LOLcat!

stupid.

 

I Jus Read Dis Frum Lrs Signachur.....so Ya Me....

 

'In the Big Rock Candy Mountains'


WAN EVENIN AS TEH SUN WENT DOWN
AN TEH JUNGLE FIREZ WUZ BURNIN,
DOWN TEH TRACK CAME HOBO HIKIN,
AN HE SED, "BOIS, IM NOT TURNIN
IM HEADD 4 LAND THAZ FAR AWAY
BESIDEZ TEH CRYSTAL FOUNTAINS
SO COME WIF ME, WELL GO AN C
TEH HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS

IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS,
THARS LAND THAZ FAIR AN BRIGHT,
WER TEH HANDOUTS GROW ON BUSHEZ
AN U SLEEP OUT EVRY NITE.
WER TEH BOXCARS ALL R EMPTY
AN TEH SUN SHINEZ EVRY DAI
AN TEH BIRDZ AN TEH BEEZ
AN TEH CIGARETTE TREEZ
TEH LEMONADE SPRINGS
WER TEH BLUEBIRD SINGS
IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS.

IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS
ALL TEH COPS HAS WOODEN LEGS
AN TEH BULLDOGS ALL HAS RUBBR TEETH
AN TEH HENS LAY SOFT-BOILD EGGS
TEH FARMERS TREEZ R FULL OV FRUIT
AN TEH BARNS R FULL OV HAY
OH IM BOUND 2 GO
WER THAR AINT NO SNOW
WER TEH RANE DOAN FALL
TEH WINDZ DOAN BLOW
IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS.

IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS
U NEVR CHANGE UR SOCKZ
AN TEH LIL STREAMS OV ALCOHOL
COME TRICKLIN DOWN TEH ROCKZ
TEH BRAKEMEN HAS 2 TIP THEIR HATS
AN TEH RAILWAY BULLS R BLIND
THARS LAEK OV STEW
AN OV WHISKEY 2
U CAN PADDLE ALL AROUND IT
IN HOOJ CANOE
IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS

IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS,
TEH JAILS R MADE OV TIN.
AN U CAN WALK RITE OUT AGAIN,
AS SOON AS U R IN.
THAR AINT NO SHORT-HANDLD SHOVELS,
NO AXEZ, SAWS NOR PICKZ,
IM BOUND 2 STAY
WER U SLEEP ALL DAI,
WER THEY HUNG TEH JERK
DAT INVENTD WERK
IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS.
....
ILL C U ALL DIS COMIN FALL
IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS

 

Hahahahahahhahaha

 

banned already

 

Death 2 Teh Lolcat Tranzlator!!!

 

Teh Iz Probably Wan Ov Teh Dumbest Things I Has Evr Come Upon...

 

Wuz U Dis Bord?

 

I haz a flavour

 

I just put the soulja boy lyrics in the lolcat translator, they're basically the same thing lol!

 

Doan U Knoe Hoo Im? U Must Not Knoe Hoo Im. Im Teh Juggernaut, Bish!

 

Dis Ar Teh Rly Stoopid Thread.

 

Wut Hairy Pusy!

 

Oh good lord nooooooooo.

 

16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' 17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! 18 U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error. 19 Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. 20 Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. 21 Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up."

 

Happeh kat iz full oz awsun an win!

 

I just got the best idea EVER:
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Bible
"BY TEH SEVENTH DAI CEILIN CAT HAD FINISHD TEH WERK HE HAD BEEN DOIN; SO ON TEH SEVENTH DAI HE RESTD [A] FRUM ALL HIS WERK. 3 AN CEILIN CAT BLESD TEH SEVENTH DAI AN MADE IT HOLY, CUZ ON IT HE RESTD FRUM ALL TEH WERK OV CREATIN DAT HE HAD DUN. "

300:
DIS AR TEH MADNES!
DIS AR TEH SPARTA!

 

Mah Naym Iz Volton 4 Hear Me Rawr! Can U Pas Teh Ketchup?

 

They R Hoo We Thot They Wuz! An We Let Them Off Da Hook!

 

Teh Lolcat Bibul Ownz Mah Sole

 

LOLcat Begins-

IZ NOT HOO IM UNDERNEATH, IZ WUT I DOEZ...DAT DEFINEZ ME.

"IF U MAK YOURSELF MOAR THAN JUS MAN, IF U DEVOTE YOURSELF 2 AN IDEAL, AN IF THEY CANT STOP U, DEN U BECOME SOMETHIN ELSE ENTIRELY."

"WHICH IZ?"

"A LEGEND, MISTAH WAYNE."


WHEN SOMEONE STANDZ IN DA WAI OV TRUE JUSTICE, SIMPLY WALK UP BEHIND THEM, AN STAB THEM IN DA HART.

 

You are a little late my friend....

And, by late, I mean I stole it from the lady below me...