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  1. Fran Banned User

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  2. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    I Jus Read Dis Frum Lrs Signachur.....so Ya Me....
     
  3. Fran Banned User

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    K, MAH BAD. NOT RLY AWSUM 2 DO, BUT IT COMICAL 4 SURE. :o
     
  4. Bishop Mr. Jingles

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    'In the Big Rock Candy Mountains'


    WAN EVENIN AS TEH SUN WENT DOWN
    AN TEH JUNGLE FIREZ WUZ BURNIN,
    DOWN TEH TRACK CAME HOBO HIKIN,
    AN HE SED, "BOIS, IM NOT TURNIN
    IM HEADD 4 LAND THAZ FAR AWAY
    BESIDEZ TEH CRYSTAL FOUNTAINS
    SO COME WIF ME, WELL GO AN C
    TEH HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS

    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS,
    THARS LAND THAZ FAIR AN BRIGHT,
    WER TEH HANDOUTS GROW ON BUSHEZ
    AN U SLEEP OUT EVRY NITE.
    WER TEH BOXCARS ALL R EMPTY
    AN TEH SUN SHINEZ EVRY DAI
    AN TEH BIRDZ AN TEH BEEZ
    AN TEH CIGARETTE TREEZ
    TEH LEMONADE SPRINGS
    WER TEH BLUEBIRD SINGS
    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS.

    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS
    ALL TEH COPS HAS WOODEN LEGS
    AN TEH BULLDOGS ALL HAS RUBBR TEETH
    AN TEH HENS LAY SOFT-BOILD EGGS
    TEH FARMERS TREEZ R FULL OV FRUIT
    AN TEH BARNS R FULL OV HAY
    OH IM BOUND 2 GO
    WER THAR AINT NO SNOW
    WER TEH RANE DOAN FALL
    TEH WINDZ DOAN BLOW
    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS.

    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS
    U NEVR CHANGE UR SOCKZ
    AN TEH LIL STREAMS OV ALCOHOL
    COME TRICKLIN DOWN TEH ROCKZ
    TEH BRAKEMEN HAS 2 TIP THEIR HATS
    AN TEH RAILWAY BULLS R BLIND
    THARS LAEK OV STEW
    AN OV WHISKEY 2
    U CAN PADDLE ALL AROUND IT
    IN HOOJ CANOE
    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS

    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS,
    TEH JAILS R MADE OV TIN.
    AN U CAN WALK RITE OUT AGAIN,
    AS SOON AS U R IN.
    THAR AINT NO SHORT-HANDLD SHOVELS,
    NO AXEZ, SAWS NOR PICKZ,
    IM BOUND 2 STAY
    WER U SLEEP ALL DAI,
    WER THEY HUNG TEH JERK
    DAT INVENTD WERK
    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS.
    ....
    ILL C U ALL DIS COMIN FALL
    IN DA HOOJ RAWK CANDY MOUNTAINS
     
  5. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Hahahahahahhahaha :hoboj:
     
  6. Apollo Registered

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    banned already :huh:
     
  7. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    Death 2 Teh Lolcat Tranzlator!!!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  9. Asteroid-Man Registered

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    Teh Iz Probably Wan Ov Teh Dumbest Things I Has Evr Come Upon...
     
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  11. FreeRadical HAIL HYDRA!

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    I haz a flavour
     
  12. The Geek Vault Come at me bro

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    I just put the soulja boy lyrics in the lolcat translator, they're basically the same thing lol!
     
  13. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    Doan U Knoe Hoo Im? U Must Not Knoe Hoo Im. Im Teh Juggernaut, Bish!
     
  14. raybia Signing off

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    Dis Ar Teh Rly Stoopid Thread.
     
  15. raybia Signing off

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    Wut Hairy Pusy!
     
  16. Arc-Light Forward and beyond

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    Oh good lord nooooooooo.
     
  17. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' 17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! 18 U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error. 19 Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. 20 Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. 21 Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up."
     
  18. FreeRadical HAIL HYDRA!

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    Happeh kat iz full oz awsun an win!
     
  19. The Geek Vault Come at me bro

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    I just got the best idea EVER:
    Ladies and Gentlemen... The Bible
    "BY TEH SEVENTH DAI CEILIN CAT HAD FINISHD TEH WERK HE HAD BEEN DOIN; SO ON TEH SEVENTH DAI HE RESTD [A] FRUM ALL HIS WERK. 3 AN CEILIN CAT BLESD TEH SEVENTH DAI AN MADE IT HOLY, CUZ ON IT HE RESTD FRUM ALL TEH WERK OV CREATIN DAT HE HAD DUN. "

    300:
    DIS AR TEH MADNES!
    DIS AR TEH SPARTA!
     
  20. CBGB Urban Achiever

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    Mah Naym Iz Volton 4 Hear Me Rawr! Can U Pas Teh Ketchup?
     
  21. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    They R Hoo We Thot They Wuz! An We Let Them Off Da Hook!
     
  22. Logan's Runt Runtmuffin

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    Teh Lolcat Bibul Ownz Mah Sole
     
  23. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    LOLcat Begins-

    IZ NOT HOO IM UNDERNEATH, IZ WUT I DOEZ...DAT DEFINEZ ME.

    "IF U MAK YOURSELF MOAR THAN JUS MAN, IF U DEVOTE YOURSELF 2 AN IDEAL, AN IF THEY CANT STOP U, DEN U BECOME SOMETHIN ELSE ENTIRELY."

    "WHICH IZ?"

    "A LEGEND, MISTAH WAYNE."


    WHEN SOMEONE STANDZ IN DA WAI OV TRUE JUSTICE, SIMPLY WALK UP BEHIND THEM, AN STAB THEM IN DA HART.
     
  24. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    You are a little late my friend....

    And, by late, I mean I stole it from the lady below me... :o :ninja:

     

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