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[Fran]

The Dark LOLcat

UVE CHANGD THINGS... FOREVR. THARS NO GOIN BAK. C 2 THEM, URE JUS FREAK. LIEK ME!

EVENIN, COMMISHUNR...

LETS PUT SMILE ON DAT FACE!

A LIL FIGHT IN U. I LIEK DAT!

COME ON, HIT ME!

PEEPS R DYIN, WUT WUD U HAS ME DO?

ENDURE. U CAN BE TEH OUTCAST, MAK TEH DECISHUN NO WAN ELSE WANTS 2. GOTHAM NEEDZ U.

IZ ALL PART OV TEH PLAN.

Y SO SERIOUS?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

The Dark LOLcat

UVE CHANGD THINGS... FOREVR. THARS NO GOIN BAK. C 2 THEM, URE JUS FREAK. LIEK ME!

EVENIN, COMMISHUNR...

LETS PUT SMILE ON DAT FACE!

A LIL FIGHT IN U. I LIEK DAT!

COME ON, HIT ME!

PEEPS R DYIN, WUT WUD U HAS ME DO?

ENDURE. U CAN BE TEH OUTCAST, MAK TEH DECISHUN NO WAN ELSE WANTS 2. GOTHAM NEEDZ U.

IZ ALL PART OV TEH PLAN.

Y SO SERIOUS?

Lol.

 

[Mee]

Sum Doodz Jus Liek 2 Watch Teh Wurld Burn.

 

[Badger]

WE NED U. HELL, NEEDZ U. IM MES WITHOUT U. I MIS U SO DAMN MUTCH. I MIS BEAN WIF U, I MIS BEAN NEAR U. I MIS UR LAFF. I MIS UR SSENT; I MIS UR MUSK. WHEN DIS ALL GETS SORTD OUT, I FINKZ U AN ME SHUD GIT AN APARTMENT TOGETHR.

~AnchorLOLcat~

 

[Drizzle]

The Gettysburg Address in LOLcat:

4 SKOR AN 7 YEERS AGO R FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON DIS CONTINENT, NEW NASHUN, CONCEIVD IN LIBERTY, AN DEDICATD 2 TEH PROPOSISHUN DAT ALL DOODZ R CREATD EQUAL.
NAO WE R ENGAGD IN GREAT CIVIL WAR, TESTIN WHETHR DAT NASHUN, OR ANY NASHUN SO CONCEIVD AN SO DEDICATD, CAN LONG ENDURE. WE R MET ON GREAT BATTLE-FIELD OV DAT WAR. WE HAS COME 2 DEDICATE PORSHUN OV DAT FIELD, AS FINAL RESTIN PLACE 4 DOSE HOO HER GAEV THEIR LIVEZ DAT DAT NASHUN MITE LIV. IT ALTOGETHR FITTIN AN PROPR DAT WE SHUD DO DIS.
BUT, IN LARGR SENSE, WE CAN NOT DEDICATE -- WE CAN NOT CONSECRATE -- WE CAN NOT HALLOW -- DIS GROUND. TEH BRAVE DOODZ, LIVIN AN DED, HOO STRUGGLD HER, HAS CONSECRATD IT, FAR ABOOV R POOR POWR 2 ADD OR DETRACT. TEH WURLD WILL LIL NOWT, NOR LONG REMEMBR WUT WE SAY HER, BUT IT CAN NEVR FORGET WUT THEY DID HER. IT 4 US TEH LIVIN, RATHR, 2 BE DEDICATD HER 2 TEH UNFINISHD WERK WHICH THEY HOO FOUGHT HER HAS THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANCD. IT RATHR 4 US 2 BE HER DEDICATD 2 TEH GREAT TASK REMAININ BEFORE US -- DAT FRUM THEES HONORD DED WE TAEK INCREASD DEVOSHUN 2 DAT CAUSE 4 WHICH THEY GAEV TEH LAST FULL MEASURE OV DEVOSHUN -- DAT WE HER HIGHLY RESOLVE DAT THEES DED SHALL NOT HAS DID IN VAIN -- DAT DIS NASHUN, UNDR CEILIN CAT, SHALL HAS NEW BIRF OV FREEDOM -- AN DAT GUBMENT OV TEH PEEPS, BY TEH PEEPS, 4 DA PEEPS, SHALL NOT PERISH FRUM TEH EARTH.

 

[Mee]

Space, Teh Final Frontir. Thees R Teh Voyagez...ov Teh Starship Enterprize. Whose Continuin Mishun 2 Seek Out New Life, An New Civilizashuns. 2 Boldy Go, Wer No Wan Has Gone Before.

 

[Mee]

LOLcat Begins-

IZ NOT HOO IM UNDERNEATH, IZ WUT I DOEZ...DAT DEFINEZ ME.

"IF U MAK YOURSELF MOAR THAN JUS MAN, IF U DEVOTE YOURSELF 2 AN IDEAL, AN IF THEY CANT STOP U, DEN U BECOME SOMETHIN ELSE ENTIRELY."

"WHICH IZ?"

"A LEGEND, MISTAH WAYNE."


WHEN SOMEONE STANDZ IN DA WAI OV TRUE JUSTICE, SIMPLY WALK UP BEHIND THEM, AN STAB THEM IN DA HART.

U R IN HELL LIL MAN, AN I R DEVIL.

URE NOT TEH DEVIL, URE PRACTICE.


WUT GUD R ALL DOSE PUSH UPS, IF U CANT EVEN LIFT BLOODY LOG?

 

[Arcturus]

Venom4life Approvez Ov Teh Lulz Kat Tranzlator!

 

[William_C]

Cash Rulez Evrythin Around Me, Cream Git Teh Money, Dolla Dolla Bills Yall

 

[bunk]

Ask Not Wut Ur Country Can Do 4 U...ask, Wut Can U Do 4 Ur Country.

 

[ObakeTora]

K, MAH BAD. NOT RLY AWSUM 2 DO, BUT IT COMICAL 4 SURE.

ITZ COMICAL AN FUN, I LUV KATS. KATS R TEH ****.

 

[AndThePickles]

Pssh, fran loves to steal things from me

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dis Thread Suckz An Iz Unnecesary. Perhaps I Shall Close It Cuz Im Evil. Bow Before Teh Empres

 

[Corinthian™]

I Doan Knoe If Dis Ar Teh Gud, But Ceilin Cat Sez Iz K

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

wow that site is(no offense) really gay

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Dis Thread Suckz An Iz Unnecesary. Perhaps I Shall Close It Cuz Im Evil. Bow Before Teh Empres

lol

 

[AndThePickles]

wow that site is(no offense) really gay

Yes, it is rather happy.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Yes, it is rather happy.

no i mean ...nevermind

 

[C.F. Kane]

Henree 5:

Once Moar Unto Teh Breach, Dear Frenz, Once Moar;
Or Close Teh Wall Up Wif R English Ded.
In Peace Thars Nothin So Becomez Man
As Modest Stillnes An Humility:
But When Teh Blast Ov War Blows In R Ears,
Den Imitate Teh Acshun Ov Teh Tigr;
Stiffen Teh Sinews, Summon Up Teh Blood,
Disguize Fair Nachur Wif Hard-favourd Rage;
Den Lend Teh Eye Terrible Aspect;
Let Pry Thru Teh Portage Ov Teh Head
Liek Teh Bras Cannon; Let Teh Brow Oerwhelm It
As Fearfully As Doth Galld Rawk
Oerhang An Jutty His Confoundd Base,
Swilld Wif Teh Wild An Wasteful Ocean.
Nao Set Teh Teeth An Stretch Teh Nostril Wide,
Hold Hard Teh Breath An Bend Up Evry Spirit
2 His Full Height. On, On, U Noblest English.
Whose Blood Iz Fet Frum Fathers Ov War-proof!
Fathers Dat, Liek So Lotz Da Alexanders,
Has In Thees Parts Frum Morn Till Even Fought
An Sheathd Their Swordz 4 Lack Ov Argument:
Dishonour Not Ur Mothers; Nao Attest
Dat Dose Whom U Calld Fathers Did Beget U.
Be Copy Nao 2 Doodz Ov Grosr Blood,
An Teach Them How 2 War. An U, Gud Yeoman,
Whose Limbs Wuz Made In England, Show Us Her
Teh Mettle Ov Ur Paschur; Let Us Swear
Dat U R Worth Ur Breedin; Which I Doubt Not;
4 Thar Iz None Ov U So Meen An Base,
Dat Hath Not Noble Lustre In Ur Eyez.
I C U Stand Liek Greyhoundz In Da Slips,
Strainin Upon Teh Start. Teh Gamez Afoot:
Follow Ur Spirit, An Upon Dis Charge
Cry Ceilin Cat 4 Harry, England, An Saint George!

- Willy Sheakspear

 

[Symbiotic]

The Dark LOLcat

UVE CHANGD THINGS... FOREVR. THARS NO GOIN BAK. C 2 THEM, URE JUS FREAK. LIEK ME!

EVENIN, COMMISHUNR...

LETS PUT SMILE ON DAT FACE!

A LIL FIGHT IN U. I LIEK DAT!

COME ON, HIT ME!

PEEPS R DYIN, WUT WUD U HAS ME DO?

ENDURE. U CAN BE TEH OUTCAST, MAK TEH DECISHUN NO WAN ELSE WANTS 2. GOTHAM NEEDZ U.

IZ ALL PART OV TEH PLAN.

Y SO SERIOUS?

DIZ MAD ME LOL.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Id Liek 2 Share Revelashun Dat I Has Had Durin Mah Tiem Her. It Came 2 Me When I Trid 2 Clasify Ur Speciez An I Realizd Dat Ure Not Akshully Mammals. Evry Mammal On Dis Planet Instinctively Develops Nachural Equilibrium Wif Teh Surroundin Environment But U Humanz Do Not. U Moov 2 An Area An U Multiply An Multiply Til Evry Nachural Resource Iz Consumd An Teh Only Wai U Can Surviv Iz 2 Spread 2 Anothr Area. Thar Iz Anothr Organism On Dis Planet Dat Follows Teh Same Pattern. Do U Knoe Wut It Iz? Virus. Hooman Beings R Disease, Cancr Ov Dis Planet. Ure Plague An We R Teh Cure.

 

[Fran]

Pssh, fran loves to steal things from me

I DID NOT STEEL DIS TRANZLATOR FRUM U, PICKLEZ. I PLEAD TEH FIFTH AMENDMENT.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Wut Iz Teh Point Ov Speakin Propr English? It Endz Up Lookin Dumb An No Wan Rly Carez Wut U Say.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Um...okay

I think I'll just type the way I talk; with an accent.

How 'bout them Broons? Who woulda guessed they'd be fawth place in the east? And the Celtics? With Allen, Pees and Gahnett weah lookin' wicked awesome this yeah. The Sawx got it aready and the Pats ah next. Showtime might be the only pehsun on heah that can translate this. Othiz might be confused. But it's cool, since I cahnt translate this LOLcat crap.

Now fah rah lesson in linking Ah and intrusive Ah. We only like to use Ahs at the end of wuhds that end in vowels, but we attatch it to the next wuhd. Fah rinstance "My cah riz blue." Notice that the ah is present befoh riz instead of aftah cah.

Steve Rogiz out.

 

[The Squirrel]

Doan U Knoe Hoo Im? U Must Not Knoe Hoo Im. Im Teh Juggernaut, Bish!

HAHA!