Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[blk_spidey]

BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?

epic win! lmfao ultimate!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Venom: "You're enjoying this entirely too much."

Spidey: "Well what did ya expect. That's not just my webbing you're yanking on there."

Venom: "Ewwww!!"

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh. Nice one

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: WHERE ARE THEY?!
SPIDER-MAN: Killing is making a choice- between one life or the other. Your friend the District Attorney, or his blushing bride to be!

*slams him hard, Spider-Man laughs*

SPIDER-MAN: You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!

hehehe, now Venom is "The Dark Knight"!

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: Here´-s my re-enactment of "the critics´ response to Spider-Man 3"...

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "If Frank Cho draw this, you would have had a better ass shot."

Hehehehe, can never go wrong with a good ass shot.

 

[Wrath2009]

rtrgrt5t

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?

SPIDER-MAN: "You are one ugly mother-f---er."
VENOM: "Thanks, I get that a lot."

 

[LostMind]

Venom: "This is the final confrontation,Spidey."
Spiderman: "Until the next Spiderman vs Venom story arc."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

VENOM: "You're about to lose, Spider-Man."

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't tell Harry."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ I like those last two, Panthro, LostMind.

 

[LostMind]

^ I like those last two, Panthro, LostMind.

Thanks

 

[LostMind]

Venom: "You lead."
Spiderman: "Now we tango."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, Panthro! Love the "ugly motherf***er" one and the "final confrontation" one!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Venom: I told you to stop f**king gwen stacy!!!! thats the 4th time Im telling you!!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Even Adam West could preform better than topher grace!!
Venom: Shut up!!!
















and thanks Panthro, Ultimatefan.

 

[The Navigator]

Lots of good ones here, gentlemen.

SPIDEY: (thinking) I'm so glad he's not chewing my face off with those teeth.
VENOM: (thinking) Did I forget to brush this morning?

 

[BlueLightning]

Venom: I TOLD YOU IT´S NOT BLUE, IT´S THE LIGHTNING STUPID!

 

[kedrell]

Cat: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me; I'd f*** me hard!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^That panel is perfect for that quote!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Heheheheheheh.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "You're not going to be in my next movie! Never!"

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Cat: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me; I'd f*** me hard!"

LOL! Very funny line from a very funny film. t:

 

[LostMind]

Spidey: " Your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " What did you say?"
Spidey: " I said your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " Are you threatening my wife?"
Spidey: "No. I just saw her leave with Namor."

 

[Panthro]

Spidey: " Your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " What did you say?"
Spidey: " I said your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " Are you threatening my wife?"
Spidey: "No. I just saw her leave with Namor."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

 

[Panthro]

Cat: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me; I'd f*** me hard!"

Bwahahahahahahaha! Perfect quote for that picture!

BLACK CAT [thinking]: "By the time I'm done with him, he'll be too tired to go buy the Dark Knight DVD... so there'll be more at the store for me! Nyahahahaha!"