Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[DX]

Sorry, I beat ya to the "my life sucks" one, DX!

Ya did?

Ah well. lol

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "This can happen to you. All you have to do is sell your soul to the Devil."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "I always wanted to meet the king of Women in Refrigerators."

 

[Panthro]

^^ hahaha!

Thanks!

 

[>>>venom<<<]

Spider-Man:WHY is my spider sense going off?!?!?!
OMG!! I'M GAY!!!!!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

DD: Jesus, did you know you also SMELL like a spider?!? How does MJ put up with it?
SM: Huh, how do spiders even smell, by the wat?
DD: Do you know college rooms after midnight? It´s worse!

 

[LostMind]

Daredevil: "I went to the wrong poker game. Now all your enemies know who you are."

 

[3dman27]

daredevil" spidey how do you describe a ruthless businessman?"
spidey"as someone who makes NORMAN OSBORN look like goddy two-shoes"

 

[kedrell]

BLACK CAT: "Sleep with me."
Spider-Man: "Absolutely!"

 

[The Navigator]

DD: I know you're really Peter Parker.
SPIDEY: And everyone knows you're really Bruce Campbell.

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "I always wanted to meet the king of Women in Refrigerators."

Hahahaha

 

[Panthro]

DD: I know you're really Peter Parker.
SPIDEY: And everyone knows you're really Bruce Campbell.

Hehehe, all he needs is the chainsaw & Sam Raimi.

BLACK CAT: "Oh!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You get aroused way too easily."

 

[LostMind]

Daredevil: "At least, my love interest was not played by Kirsten Dunst."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: " You are pretty little kitty. Yes, you are."

 

[TwilightPro101]

spider-man: A kiss in the face? That´s it?
Black cat: After sixteen straight hours of deepthroating, sodomy, bondage, roleplaying and threesomes, it felt right to end on a light note...

lmao!

 

[Panthro]

Daredevil: "At least, my love interest was not played by Kirsten Dunst."

Hehehehehehe

SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, seriously, I really need some time to myself after my kinda-unofficial-yet-official divorce."
BLACK CAT: "Aw, you're such a sweet spider. You are also my tool & I will use you as I see fit."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes, Mistress."

 

[Mario_Galaxy]

Spider-Man: I ****ED in my pants!

 

[LostMind]

Black Cat: "You just shot web out of your bu.."
Spider-Man: "I don't want to talk about it."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "I'll be ringing in the New Year with a bang."

 

[3dman27]

spider-man: "i'll be ringing in the new year with a bang."

more like a cnanon blast

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: I´m going to be your absolute love slave for a night... As long as you spend a few hours with THEM...

SPIDER-MAN: You know, suddenly having Kirsten Dunst as my love interest doesn´t seem so bad...
BLACK CAT: Wussy.

 

[kedrell]

edit

 

[Doctor Jones]

I don't think Spider-Man f**king himself would go too well, Kedrell.

 

[Adrian89]

haha

errors like these happen, but anyway, it was funny!

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Lets play a game. I call it stroke the kitty."