Spider-Man Caption Thread.

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Well, Fate, I like Black Cat, but I don't think people want to see two cat like romantic interests from different franchises. It will create alot of the same romance from both Bats and Spidey. I mean, what other ways can you do it? The general audience will be confused, because, well, they don't know anything.
 
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MJ: Oh, look. It's Mary Elizabeth Winstead to take over my role as Mary Jane Watson.
 
Stupid general audiences...


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BLACK CAT: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
 
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BATMAN: "I want Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4!"
PETER: "But the way the films are structured-"
BATMAN: "Give me my Black Cat damn it!"
 
Indeed Fate. Their only use for us is to roll our eyes at when they name something wrong.
 
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Spiderman finally defeated the menace of Doc Gold-Ladder and he stood triumphant upon the body of his foe but unbekownst to our hero the murderous team of Professor Streetlight head, captain nondescript flag with pole, captain nondescript flag with pole jr and The Overhanging Cable of Doom closed in to strike!
 
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VENOM: If I have one bean and i add three more beans how many do i have?
SPIDER-MAN: Three. And that one.
VENOM:..So if i take that bean and add it to the three beans i`ll have FOUR beans. So how many beans are there?
SPIDER-MAN: Oh....Some beans.
VENOM:.......For you spidey the marvel comics revolution was just something that happened to other people wasn`t it?


(Thankyou blackadder for the original line)
 
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The Fantastic Four movie was so bad, Peter actually felt the need to tear away his skin.
 
Cool stuff, guys! The "banged MJ", the "Adam West danced better" and the FF bashing were especially cool.
 
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PETER: This moment would be sexy as hell... If we both didn´t look like we were 12 in this cartoon!! This is creepy!
 
Thanks ultimatefan!
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Peter's reaction to the idea of a female version of The Usual Suspects.

That was pretty much my reaction. :woot:
 
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"Why is he slinging around with a Rehab 4 MJ sign? ... And why are people clapping?"
 
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PETER: This moment would be sexy as hell... If we both didn´t look like we were 12 in this cartoon!! This is creepy!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

I liked yours too Jones, Godzilla.

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MJ: "You've got protection, right tiger? 'Cause I'm not gonna let myself end up like Lois Lane in Superman Returns."
 
Hehehe. Good one Fate! We don't want to see Spidey with a bastard child. And thanks.
 
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