Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Nightmare]

Kirsten: Oh please, the way i looked here in spidey 1 was not even hot. I like my current look better

 

[Venom75]

Wow,my figure looks hot! I'd so do myself!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRSTEN: That's gotta be someone else!

 

[Doctor Jones]

PETER: All dressed up and no one to blow, huh?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

hehehehehehehehehehe, you can´t be careful enough, Peter...

The Usual Suspects one is cool too.

 

[ultimatefan]

KIRSTEN: This action figure can´t be based on me... It´s actually sexy!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe, good caption ultimatefan. The Peter/Mj one is from Lethal Weapon. And thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks as well!

 

[The Navigator]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

I liked yours too Jones, Godzilla.

MJ: "You've got protection, right tiger? 'Cause I'm not gonna let myself end up like Lois Lane in Superman Returns."

PETER: Well, I'm not planning to visit a destroyed planet for five years, so no worry.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe, good follow up Rabbit.

KIRSTEN: That's gotta be someone else!

PETER: All dressed up and no one to blow, huh?

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

KIRSTEN: This action figure can´t be based on me... It´s actually sexy!

Again: bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

MJ: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe, good follow up Rabbit.



Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

MJ: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

Thanks Fate! And good use of Silence of the Lambs.

 

[Nightmare]

KIRSTEN: This action figure can´t be based on me... It´s actually sexy!

 

[lou2099]

Everyone of the SSM quotes are great, guys.

PETER: I...just can't believe it! You're the most cartoony rendition of Mary Jane ever, yet still hotter than Kirsten Dunst as you!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Everyone of the SSM quotes are great, guys.

PETER: I...just can't believe it! You're the most cartoony rendition of Mary Jane ever, yet still hotter than Kirsten Dunst as you!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

DUNST: "I am gonna shove this thing so far up Raimi's ass for all the screaming he makes me do..."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

DUNST: "I am gonna shove this thing so far up Raimi's ass for all the screaming he makes me do..."

Hehehe. It'll help more if she throws it at Avi Arad.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe. It'll help more if she throws it at Avi Arad.

Yeah him too.

VENOM: "Stop calling me emo!"

 

[lordofthenerds]

Why is there just a fleshy patch where my vagina should be?

 

[Arcturus]

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's symbiote!

 

[3dman27]

kirsten i know this isn't a super-hero costume she's wearing but this is as close to being a video game fighter as i'll ever get

 

[The Navigator]

Cast reactions on the return of Kirsten Dunst to the role of MJ:

KIRSTEN: I'm back! I'm back!
TOBEY: My back, my back...

 

[Iceburgeruk]

Venom: Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!!!!!!!

 

[Iceburgeruk]

Peter: Oh My god.....Harry you really need to work out your issues with your father.
Harry/Harriet; What issues?
Peter: You look like a girl!!!....Not a very convincing or at all attractive girl but you are somewhere in the vicinity.

 

[Iceburgeruk]

Are you annoying and pathetic?

Do you act like a *****e at every turn screwing your friends over and kicking your girlfriends heart around like a football?

Do you define your evil side as being and odd combination egotisical 70s dancing and ambiguous attempts at feminity?

If you answered yes to all of these questions then consider a career as MOVIE SPIDER-MAN

"It`s a Man`s life in the movie spiderman corps!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^^hehehehehehehe, great one!

Thanks Doc, Nightmare!

Great stuff, especially love the Silence of The Lambs quote and the fleshy patch one.

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Eat your heart out, movie Spider-Man!!