Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Doctor Jones]

"Now remember, Gwen, glasses aren't going to hide your true identity. This isn't DC, for God's sake. We have standards."

This one is great!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Photo taken after Spider-Man (getting a routine check-up) had been in Ock's waiting room for nineteen hours.

Photo taken after Ock learned Spider-Man didn't have insurance.

Hahahaha! Once again. Very funny!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Doc Ock: Life is like a box of offices, Peter. You never know how much money you will get from them.
Spider-Man: SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDEY: Is it too sexist and mysoginist that seeing you like that arouses me?
GWEN: Mgfhnnghfghhh!!
SPIDEY: Oh thanks, baby, that´s very reassuring. And hot, if I might add!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

"Now remember, Gwen, glasses aren't going to hide your true identity. This isn't DC, for God's sake. We have standards."

Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Peter's reaction to seing a woman's breasts for the first time.

Hehehehe, yeah, it really is that beautiful.

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Gwen, that's just my spider-manhood."

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: WHOA! Be still.... there's a huge cocka-roach on your chin.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: Give me back my Iron Man DVD biotch!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Hehehehe, yeah, it really is that beautiful.

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Gwen, that's just my spider-manhood."

Hahahaha, Spider-manhood, love it Doc!

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Hehehehe, yeah, it really is that beautiful.

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Gwen, that's just my spider-manhood."

Thanks a lot!

heheheheheheehehehehe, Spider-Manhood is classic!

 

[ultimatefan]

DOC OCK: Please, just because I´m in a company office, I have hi-tech equipment, glasses, bad haircut and I´m an evil egomaniac, doesn´t mean I´m Bill Gates!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks guys.

Hehe, Bill Gates.

VENOM: "That was our Iron Man DVD biotch!"

PETER PARKER: "Damn, Venom got his DVD back..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Since I couldn't have Venom's Iron Man DVD, I'll take yours instead!"
DOC OCK: "Dude, seriously, can't you just buy your own copy?!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks guys.

Hehe, Bill Gates.

VENOM: "That was our Iron Man DVD biotch!"

PETER PARKER: "Damn, Venom got his DVD back..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Since I couldn't have Venom's Iron Man DVD, I'll take yours instead!"
DOC OCK: "Dude, seriously, can't you just buy your own copy?!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!! DAHAHAHQAHAOPZQJIOZQ!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter Parker: Gee, I sure wish Iron Man gets a BetterThanDarkKnight movie, or else Spider-Man 4 is gonna be a failure!!!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks guys.

Hehe, Bill Gates.

VENOM: "That was our Iron Man DVD biotch!"

PETER PARKER: "Damn, Venom got his DVD back..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Since I couldn't have Venom's Iron Man DVD, I'll take yours instead!"
DOC OCK: "Dude, seriously, can't you just buy your own copy?!"

Hahahaha. Looks like I started a trend.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Venom: Damn, I wish I could have been like this design in S-M3... It could be halloween everyday!!!! Or Heath Ledger does that I think... No wait, I think it was Jack Nicholson....

 

[Nightmare]

wow, that venom pic is awesome.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

hehehehehehe, the IM DVD battle never ends...

Venom: Praise Jah, mun!

 

[3dman27]

Thanks, Dod!

hehehehehehe, the IM DVD battle never ends...

venom"if IRON MAN is the one in an exo skeleton how come WE have the power lines plugged in?"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Venom: Hey, atleast my movie wasn't like speed racer, x-men 3, or mummy 3....

 

[Doctor Jones]

Whoa is that from one of the concept designs of venom in SM3 or is it fan made? It reminds me of Ultimate Venom.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Whoa is that from one of the concept designs of venom in SM3 or is it fan made? It reminds me of Ultimate Venom.

I have no idea. It is fan made I think, I got it on Google Images.

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: You know what´s ironic? Because this is a comic book ilustration, all the fanboys think it´s awesome... But if it were introduced in a movie or cartoon, a lot of them would immediately b*** that I was turned into a rastafari, or an alien from Independence Day, or whatever...

 

[Silver Spider]

I think I remember someone posting a picture of a tatoo, that they had, of that Venom.

Personally, it reminds me of Blackheart.

 

[Doctor Jones]

VENOM: Okay, he's going in. I can wait for an hour. When Avi Arad gets in his car I'll show what I can do! And it won't be for ten minutes!

 

[Dr. Fate]

VENOM: You know what´s ironic? Because this is a comic book ilustration, all the fanboys think it´s awesome... But if it were introduced in a movie or cartoon, a lot of them would immediately b*** that I was turned into a rastafari, or an alien from Independence Day, or whatever...

Hehehehe, or the Alien from Alien/Aliens/etc. That's what it reminds me of.

VENOM: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of us!" [insert sinister laughter here]

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man:That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Venom:
we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Spider-Man:That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Venom:
we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

Hehehehehehehe

MJ: "Thanks Pete, those were really starting to chafe!"