Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[LostMind]

Spidey: "Man, I was hoping you wore your other costume."
Black Cat: "Why?"
Spidey: "There is more of a chance of wardrobe malfunction with the other one."

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "Welcome to Mistress Felicia's House-O-Pain and/or Pleasure."
Spidey: "t: I've been a baaaad little Spider."
Black Cat: "First things first. That'll be fifty bucks."

 

[LostMind]

Hulk: "Hulk not Grinch. Hulk like Santa."

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: How can I show you my appreciation?
SPIDER-MAN: It´s as the song says, baby, action is my reward!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Yes. THAT kind of action.

 

[3dman27]

Is the Spirit score good?

i haven't heard THAT score yet

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Spirit fans are usually also fans of "The Shadow." Some similarities, after all.

The obscure 1994 film had an awesome soundtrack worth checking out.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SP!

Someday, I´d love to see someone tackle The Shadow with more of an actual noirish feel to it, instead of the more over-the-top approach it ultimately went for.

 

[3dman27]

Spirit fans are usually also fans of "The Shadow." Some similarities, after all.

The obscure 1994 film had an awesome soundtrack worth checking out.

indeed it does
we now return to our regularly scheduled topic

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: How can I show you my appreciation?
SPIDER-MAN: It´s as the song says, baby, action is my reward!

The best kind of action.

SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, you're not the only woman whoever had an 'accident' in the bedroom. Accidents in the bedroom happen to lots of women-"
BLACK CAT: "They're not supposed to happen to ME, damn it!"

 

[kedrell]

BLACK CAT: "I'm the money."
SPIDER-MAN: "Every penny of it."

 

[Doctor Jones]

BLACK CAT: Don't I make you horny?
SPIDER-MAN: Nope. Not one bit.

 

[The Navigator]

SPIDEY: Merry Christmas is right!
MJ: And if you're lucky, a Happy New Year.
SPIDEY: What about Boxing Day?
MJ:...?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Heheheheheh.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: "You're Spidey sense tingling?"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's not my Spidey sense. That's something else altogether."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: Don't I make you horny?
SPIDER-MAN: Nope. Not one bit.

Heheheheh.

Spidey is extremely picky when it comes to his women. Either that, or he's gay.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: "Thanks for walking me home."

SPIDER-MAN: "Bah. I just wanted an excuse to touch your shoulder for this long."

 

[Panthro]

Heheheheh.

Spidey is extremely picky when it comes to his women. Either that, or he's gay.

Heh, well, I always suspected him & Harry were more than just friends.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Thanks for walking me home."

SPIDER-MAN: "Bah. I just wanted an excuse to touch your shoulder for this long."

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "I'm the money."
SPIDER-MAN: "Every penny of it."

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "You're Spidey sense tingling?"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's not my Spidey sense. That's something else altogether."

Hahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "Give me back my condoms!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro. Peter and Harry are pretty close.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

THUG: "What the hell are you?"

BLACK CAT: "I'm Black Cat." (LOOKS TO A HOMELESS GUY) "Nice coat."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, SP!

Love the money/penny one, the "merry christmas" one and the BB reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Why am I always whining that my life sucks again?