Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Hmmm, are you trying to put me in the mood?
SPIDER-MAN: Mood? I`m practically finished here!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

And a big chuckle to your last one.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "I have to guard you from Jack the Ripper."

BLACK CAT: "Spider-Man, that was well over a hundred years ago, and in a different country."

SPIDER-MAN: "A comic book writer might bring him back, though."

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

Don´t give the writers´ ideas, they might just listen...

 

[Doctor Jones]

He get's major ass. Two blondes and a rehead. Can't go wrong. Spidey's a playa.

 

[Panthro]

THUG: "What the hell are you?"

BLACK CAT: "I'm Black Cat." (LOOKS TO A HOMELESS GUY) "Nice coat."

Bwahahahaha, Black Cat Begins. t:

 

[Panthro]

He get's major ass. Two blondes and a rehead. Can't go wrong. Spidey's a playa.

Hahaha, yeah he is.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: Hmmm, are you trying to put me in the mood?
SPIDER-MAN: Mood? I`m practically finished here!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I have to guard you from Jack the Ripper."

BLACK CAT: "Spider-Man, that was well over a hundred years ago, and in a different country."

SPIDER-MAN: "A comic book writer might bring him back, though."

hehehehehehe, don't give 'em any ideas Spidey!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. The blood's on Spidey's hands now if they resurrect Jack the Ripper.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bwahahahaha, Black Cat Begins. t:

I'd pay to see that.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDEY: "I'll kiss you, as long as it's not raining and I'm hanging upside down."

 

[LostMind]

Black Cat: "Promise me you'll never die."
Spidey:"You know I can't promise that."
Black Cat:"If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Spidey: "I promise I'll never die."

 

[Panthro]

Black Cat: "Promise me you'll never die."
Spidey:"You know I can't promise that."
Black Cat:"If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Spidey: "I promise I'll never die."

Hehehehehehehe

SPIDER-MAN: "Cap, how do you let a girl down easy without hurting her feelings too badly?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You have to remember three little words - I Am Gay."
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, Cap, I don't feel comfortable using that excuse."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Then tell her you're a monk."

 

[LostMind]

SPIDER-MAN: "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "Do you find it difficult to swing when you're aroused."
SPIDER-MAN: "A little bit."

 

[LostMind]

Captain America: "Wow,that nasty!"
Spider-Man: "Yea. Two girl and a cup nasty."

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Follow my finger. From left to right. Right to left. You are getting sleepy. You are in a deep sleep. Clear your mind. Just concertrate on my voice. You will leave MJ for me. You understand."
Spider-Man: "Yes."
Black Cat: "When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and not remember anything about this conversation."

 

[kedrell]

Spidey:"Hey, you're not so bad. Are you sure you don't have a little superhero in you after all?"
Black Cat:"Uh, not really."
Spidey: "Would you like to?"

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: That was amazing Cat. But I don't have any money.

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "You're a little hard."
SPIDER-MAN: "You're a little close to me."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: " I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't look away."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Tonsa great stuff, especially the Ben Affleck one (Team America, f*** yeah!) and the "little superhero in you"

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN: What´s that tiny little thing down there, I can barely see it...
SPIDEY: The opening weekend box office for Punisher: War Zone.
CAPTAIN: Oh.

 

[ultimatefan]

The best kind of action.

SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, you're not the only woman whoever had an 'accident' in the bedroom. Accidents in the bedroom happen to lots of women-"
BLACK CAT: "They're not supposed to happen to ME, damn it!"

God bless girls who´ve had "accidents"...