Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "Give me back my condoms!"

Easy, Felicia, I don´t think Spidey´s in a hurry for them...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Gotta have your condoms, or you'll have another sort of accident in bed.

Those two are funny, good work Panthro.

 

[Panthro]

Spidey:"Hey, you're not so bad. Are you sure you don't have a little superhero in you after all?"
Black Cat:"Uh, not really."
Spidey: "Would you like to?"

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: so Can I have my copy of Iron Man, Yet?
Black Cat: Keep rubin. Oh yeah...That feels good...
Spider-Man: Its been 3 hours!
Black Cat: I guess you don't want your copy of iron man, then?
Spider-Man: No, I swear to god, I want it! I had this trouble gettting the incredible hulk on Blu-Ray!!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "When I was a kid, I imagined I was you, and got a trash can lid to use as my shield."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "...That is so touching."

 

[Doctor Jones]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Three hundred lived of men, I walked this earth. And now, I have no time. Look to my coming on first light on the fifth day. At dawn. Look to the east. Aragorn, the defenses have to hold.
SPIDER-MAN: They will hold.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

you have a lotr marathon or something, Doc?

 

[ultimatefan]

That one about Spidey playing with Cap´s shield is touching, I remember I used the top of a big basket to pretend it was his shield as a kid - I also used my dad´s brown robe as Batman´s cape...

 

[Spider-Kid]

Captain America: What did I tell you about taking my American Psycho dvd?!?!?!?!?
Spider-Man: It wasn;t me!!!! You can blame Heath Ledger!
Captain America: Yeah, When he is Dead!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Still waiting for your movie to get made, huh?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah.
SPIDEY: That sucks, huh.
CAP: Yeah, it does.
SPIDEY: I mean, look at all the success I´ve had. Or X-Men.
CAP: I know, I know.
SPIDEY: You know, the first FF sucked and the first Hulk was hit-and-miss, and they STILL got more movies.
CAP: Well...
SPIDEY: And even C-list characters like Elektra and Ghost Rider got movies, nobody even knew who Blade was and he got thr...
CAP: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: Still waiting for your movie to get made, huh?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah.
SPIDEY: That sucks, huh.
CAP: Yeah, it does.
SPIDEY: I mean, look at all the success I´ve had. Or X-Men.
CAP: I know, I know.
SPIDEY: You know, the first FF sucked and the first Hulk was hit-and-miss, and they STILL got more movies.
CAP: Well...
SPIDEY: And even C-list characters like Elektra and Ghost Rider got movies, nobody even knew who Blade was and he got thr...
CAP: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!!

Hehehe, poor Cap. Wonder Woman feels his pain & vice versa.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "When I was a kid, I imagined I was you, and got a trash can lid to use as my shield."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "...That is so touching."

Awwww.....

 

[Doctor Jones]

you have a lotr marathon or something, Doc?

No, I was just thinking of the awesomness of LOTR and it's lines at that time, and I decided to post them. t:

Spoiler

Because LOTR is awesome.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: Why so down, Cap?
CAP: Well, I don't have goddamn movie yet. How would you feel if you didn't?
SPIDER-MAN: Can't say. I've had three. With a fourth on the way.

 

[Panthro]

Gotta have your condoms, or you'll have another sort of accident in bed.

Those two are funny, good work Panthro.

Thanks. Never come between a woman and her condoms. We don't want Black Cat to end up like Lois Lane in 'Superman Returns'.

SPIDER-MAN: "I can't believe I have to fight for my life against Topher Grace of all people!"
VENOM: "For the last time, I'm not Topher Grace!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, Panthro!

Heh, he sure isn´t...

 

[LostMind]

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm sorry, Felicia but boobs don't work that way."

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Eat your heart out, Kirsten Dunst!"

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Spidey,you hard."
SPIDER-MAN: "Just like Chuck Norris' beard."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Pantho, Lost!

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: What did you make all those webs for?!?
SPIDEY: I didn´t, this used to be the set for the Justice League movie...

 

[3dman27]

BLACK CAT: "Eat your heart out, Kirsten Dunst!"

SPIDEY"watch it felicia, kirsten would eat you for lunch"

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: What did you make all those webs for?!?
SPIDEY: I didn´t, this used to be the set for the Justice League movie...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

BLACK CAT: "Sigh, time for another fan boy servicing ass shot."

JJJ: "What is the Secret of Soylent Green?!"


This one's inspired by a Picard manip I saw -

JJJ: "Shut the f*** up and get the f*** out! For my time is too precious & important to be wasted on you!"

BLACK CAT: "I won't make you a bad man if you don't try to make me a good woman."
SPIDER-MAN: "Make you a good woman?! Why the Hell would I wanna do that?! You would be so hopelessly lame in the sack if you were a good woman!"
BLACK CAT: ""
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh damn that came out wrong..."

 

[3dman27]

CAP" i don't mind haveing to wait for my movie i wouldn't mind having a five part animated mini series"
spidey"a five part mini series"
cap" why not if its good enough or CHUCK NORRIS it's good enough for me"

 

[kedrell]

SPIDER-MAN: "Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
BLACK CAT: "Kiss me, I'm horney!"