Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[kedrell]

JJJ: "YOU MANIACS!!!!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!"

 

[kedrell]

JJJ: "Get your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape!!!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
BLACK CAT: "Kiss me, I'm horney!"

Bwahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

And love those Planet of the Apes quotes.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "Damn those Grizzlies cheerleaders are HOT!"

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Take me now or lose me forever."
SPIDERMAN: "OK."

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Sir, you are no gentleman."
SPIDER-MAN: "And you ,miss, are no lady."

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "If you go, where shall I go? What will I do?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: "If you go, where shall I go? What will I do?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Great ref to Gone With the Wind.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "Can you ever forgive me for my third movie?"

BLACK CAT: "I can try."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

And for the record, I thought Spider-Man 3 was a cool movie.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, Panthro!

Love all the Spidey/BC stuff and "PLnaet of The Jameson".

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: I know I can´t see your eyes cuz of the mask, but you´re staring at my boobs, aren´t you?
SPIDEY: hehehe.

 

[The Navigator]

CAT: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
SPIDEY: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "I'm thinking of a number between one and five."
MJ & Felicia: "Three."
Spidey: "t:"

 

[Panthro]

Love the staring at boobs and Gone with the Wind jokes.

DAREDEVIL: "Damn. I would have given anything to be directed by Chris Nolan."
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, what about Sam Raimi?!"
DAREDEVIL: "Nah, Sam's good, but I don't think his style would really suit me. Of course, it could have been worse - Tim Story could have directed me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Please, don't even go there dude."

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "Stop staring at my boobs."
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, I'm not. Who do you think I am Ultimate Spider-Man?"

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "Let's make a deal. You don't say anything bad about Spider-Man 3 and I won't make jokes about you being played by Ben Affleck."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the "if we were married", the directors ´ comparison and the Ben Affleck one!

 

[Doctor Jones]

I think Affronsky would make a good Daredevil director choice.

 

[protocida]

VENOM: What did you make all those webs for?!?
SPIDEY: I didn´t, this used to be the set for the Justice League movie...

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SUPERMAN: That's it, Spidey, You've gone too far! Prepare to have your ass kicked!

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SPIDERMAN: I have a bad feeling about this...

 

[Panthro]

I think Affronsky would make a good Daredevil director choice.

Yeah, maybe.

BLACK CAT: "Your audience deserve a better class of hot to trot love interest(s). And I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see, I'll show ya, here's a quick preview."

BLACK CAT: "There's more where that came from if you can get me the Dark Knight DVD."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the follow up to mine and "better classe of hot love interests".

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Let me kiss your cheek and you get to kiss ANOTHER cheek...
SPIDER-MAN: Now THAT´S a deal!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant

Thanks.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

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SUPERMAN: "Don't worry, Spider-Man, we won't let Bryan Singer anywhere near your next film trilogy."