spider-man: "i slept with megan fox last night."
daredevil: "wow. How did you do that? I thought she was more interested in captian america and iron man."
spider-man: "she was until i told her they were gay and in a relationship with each other."
Hehehehehehe
BC: What... right here, right now?
Hehehehehehe
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, this orgy just isn't gonna work without more superheroines."
hillarious
Thanks & Hehehehehehehehehehe
Namor:Kiss me and you'll get three wishes
Susan: I wish you were spider-man so he can teach how to get laid and get a good movie at the same time and Jessica Alba get betteracting skills so she can b a better invisible awnser and oscar winning fantastic four movie starring me , myself, I and Spidey
Namor: You don't want to marry me and have superhero baby
Susan:hurry up and give my spidey filled wish
Namor: wishes denied
Hehehehe, gotta love those Oscar gags.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: So The Dark Knight wasn´t nominated for best picture, huh?
SPIDEY: Nope.
CAP: That´s bad for all superhero based movies.
SPIDEY: Yeah it is.
CAP: If it didn´t get it, what you think are the chances of your next sequel or my upcoming movie getting one?
SPIDEY: About as big as me winning the lottery or you doing a nazi salute.
CAP: Damn.
Who ever thought of that first? He is a genius.Hehehehe, gotta love those Oscar gags.
And now a remake of a caption someone else did with Batman & Superman -
SPIDER-MAN: "So I come home after a long hard day of fighting the forces of evil and what do I find? I find MJ and Black Cat in bed!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Wow. That's both wonderful & terrible at the same time."
SPIDER-MAN: "I know! My wife cheating on me with my girlfriend and my girlfriend cheating on me with my wife!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh these modern relationships..."
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Hehehehehehehe
CAP: So, The Dark Knight wasn´t nominated for best picture but The Reader was.
SPIDEY: Yep.
CAP: Makes you wonder if humankind is worth protecting after all.
SPIDEY: If Doom of Green Goblin want to nuke the Academy, be my guests...
Hahahahahahahaha
Spider-Man: "Wow! Look at Sue and Namor."
Captain America: "They are really going at it."
Spider-Man: "Should we be looking?"
Captain America: "I don't see why not. If they did not want us looking, they would be invisible."
Hehehehehehehehe
CAP: Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those "dots" stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.
SPIDEY:...the hell?
Thanks.
SPIDER-MAN: I'll be right back, Felicia. I have to go out and find Mary Jane now.
HeheheheheheLove the dots one and the protection one.
ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!
Love the dots one and the protection one.
ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!
Love the dots one and the protection one.
ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!
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