Comics Spidey update

[Joker]

How about when he threw the lady through the shatterproof window...? Beautiful. I llaughed hysterically when it showed the blood spatters on the glass from outside.

yes, also great...although it's been done before...that's how Jigsaw came about and all

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Hate to tell ya, Nextwave sucks major ass. It's not even remotely funny. It's a flamin' ******ed book and I can't wait to friggin' drop the stupid P.O.S.

 

[Joker]

you obviously dont understand the concept of parody, or perhaps you just never read any old Nick Fury or Avengers books...and how could you say stuff like the flash back to X-Factor in the last issue wasnt funny, that one panel summed up the entire 90's run of that book

 

[Norman Osborn]

How about when he threw the lady through the shatterproof window...? Beautiful. I llaughed hysterically when it showed the blood spatters on the glass from outside.

That was too awesome....I felt guilty for a week after enjoying that so much....

...and let's not forget the video he made of the Old Man....a message to other potential Slavers, tapes himself pouring gasoline on him....sticks his face in the camera lens with lighter in hand, "don't come back"...and engulfs the guy......atta way to play dime store psychologist Frank....

DareDevil and Punisher, at this point, are the only safe Marvel titles I have now....and if I keep finding what appear to be unexpected gems in DC like Green Lantern...they may soon find themselves as my only Marvel titles.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

I understand parody just fine, and I ain't read Fury but got plenty of old Avengers. The book just ain't funny. I know funny, and this ain't it.

 

[Joker]

I understand parody just fine, and I ain't read Fury but got plenty of old Avengers. The book just ain't funny. I know funny, and this ain't it.

I guess there's no accounting for taste. So far you're the only person I know who doesnt like it.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Bunky, if the world had taste books like The Thing wouldn't be cancelled. And I believe there are others, just gotta read through the Bought/Thought threads to find 'em.

 

[hulkamania85]

I haven't picked up a 616 Marvel book in a long time, except those Giant-Size books that came out a few months ago. I've only been reading Ultimate Spider-Man and X-Men pretty much. I'm thinking of reading Nextwave, though. For the most part I've been reading trades of things from the 80's.

 

[CConn]

I understand parody just fine, and I ain't read Fury but got plenty of old Avengers. The book just ain't funny. I know funny, and this ain't it.

Comedy is much too opinion-based to simply lable something you don't enjoy as unfunny.

Unless it involves Pauly Shore.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Or Rob Schnieder.

 

[Joker]

Comedy is much too opinion-based to simply lable something you don't enjoy as unfunny.

Unless it involves Pauly Shore.

Pauley Shore is good in small doses...The problem with him was he just kept making the same damn movie over and over again. But Encino Man was great

 

[Spiderluke]

Pauley Shore is good in small doses...The problem with him was he just kept making the same damn movie over and over again. But Encino Man was great

Weez the juice. Gonzagas. Classic stuff right there.

 

[CConn]

Anything that introduces the world to Brendan Frazier is a gem.

 

[Kevin]

spider-man is my ultimate favorite marvel character... that being said... a few months ago i dropped all spidey book and i don't regret it. never again will i read Amazing, Sensational, or friendly. marvel keeps f***in with and f***ing up spidey that i'm starting to hate him. i like new avengers but i might stop getting it because spidey's a main character in there. if spidey guest starred in books i get that would be fine because it's not about him. that's all.

Thing is gone? ...AGAIN?!? that's bulls***!! Marvel, you suck sooo hard....

 

[SpideyInATree]

Hate to tell ya, Nextwave sucks major ass. It's not even remotely funny. It's a flamin' ******ed book and I can't wait to friggin' drop the stupid P.O.S.

Do you even like ANYTHING? All I've seen you do is say how this sucks and that sucks without giving any kind of relevant reason other than saying that it's "******ed" or "stupid".

Maybe you should not read comic books anymore.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Maybe you should learn to read th' bought/thoughts more, bunky. What, you want a whole dissertation on my opinions? Toldja it wasn't funny. Want more? Fine. It killed a couple characters I really liked when they were serious. Want another? Fine. I'm not easily amused by shiny objects. I grew up in an age when stories were stories, so excuse me if I'm not gonna settle fer half th' **** they cram down our throats in the name of NEW and EXCITING directions.

The book isn't funny. The jokes are pointless. Ooooh, fleshy ones! To me, my X-bait! It's as funny as I'm the goddamn Batman. Maybe if Slott wrote it it'd be humorous, but fer now it's a piece of satirical trash. I know what I like and that's all I need. Sorry I can't write an entire page like Dread, but I just ain't that articulate; especially when one word can say exactly what that page would say anyways.

And I'm sick and ****ing tired of bein' told all I do is give negative comments. If that's what ya wanna focus on, then that's yer problem. Everyone's negatives are always more vocal than their positives. EVERYONE. That's how it is. Maybe if there was more good **** out there I could give more positive ones, but there ain't so I can't. So until **** improves, DEAL WITH IT!

 

[Dangerous]

Pun#34 was nuts, a book w/ sharks and ****! works for me.

As for this thread if you want to buy a Spidey comic get Sensational, the rest are pretty dodgy.

 

[Spiderluke]

Pun#34 was nuts, a book w/ sharks and ****! works for me.

As for this thread if you want to buy a Spidey comic get Sensational, the rest are pretty dodgy.

I especially like the artowork in Sensational.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Maybe you should learn to read th' bought/thoughts more, bunky. What, you want a whole dissertation on my opinions? Toldja it wasn't funny. Want more? Fine. It killed a couple characters I really liked when they were serious. Want another? Fine. I'm not easily amused by shiny objects. I grew up in an age when stories were stories, so excuse me if I'm not gonna settle fer half th' **** they cram down our throats in the name of NEW and EXCITING directions.

The book isn't funny. The jokes are pointless. Ooooh, fleshy ones! To me, my X-bait! It's as funny as I'm the goddamn Batman. Maybe if Slott wrote it it'd be humorous, but fer now it's a piece of satirical trash. I know what I like and that's all I need. Sorry I can't write an entire page like Dread, but I just ain't that articulate; especially when one word can say exactly what that page would say anyways.

And I'm sick and ****ing tired of bein' told all I do is give negative comments. If that's what ya wanna focus on, then that's yer problem. Everyone's negatives are always more vocal than their positives. EVERYONE. That's how it is. Maybe if there was more good **** out there I could give more positive ones, but there ain't so I can't. So until **** improves, DEAL WITH IT!

Awww, poor baby. Did I hurt your feelings?

 

[MyPokerShirt]

WOLVERINE25TH your soooo aggressive. im ACTUALLY scared of you. Powers is amazing, nobody drop it. Thing is a lovable character, i get that, but i never imagined it'd make a good book. Therefore its probs views like that that got it cancelled. I read FF: a death in the family and after learning the whole "lasting effects" promise tagged to it was a bare-faced lie i was ready to give up. Powers and Hunter-Killer(despite its faults) and The Walking Dead keep me in comics. Spidey (cos he's changed so much) got me back into them. im hooked again but i would like all these major spidey changes to STOP NOW!!!!

 

[Spiderluke]

WOLVERINE25TH your soooo aggressive. im ACTUALLY scared of you. Powers is amazing, nobody drop it. Thing is a lovable character, i get that, but i never imagined it'd make a good book. Therefore its probs views like that that got it cancelled. I read FF: a death in the family and after learning the whole "lasting effects" promise tagged to it was a bare-faced lie i was ready to give up. Powers and Hunter-Killer(despite its faults) and The Walking Dead keep me in comics. Spidey (cos he's changed so much) got me back into them. im hooked again but i would like all these major spidey changes to STOP NOW!!!!

It needs to stop.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Feh.

Just don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

[Kevin]

but... you're not ... hulk

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Hearda Spider-Hulk, ain'tcha? What, can't be a Wolver-Hulk? A Hulkerine?

I may not turn big an' green, but I'm already big and I'm Irish. Close enough.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Hearda Spider-Hulk, ain'tcha? What, can't be a Wolver-Hulk? A Hulkerine?

I may not turn big an' green, but I'm already big and I'm Irish. Close enough.

You're Irish and purposely making yourself talk like a Canadian mutant?