Spielburgers a Spielberg Themed Restaurant

its gotta be an april fools, but i mean if thinks like the rain forest cafe do well at disney i dont see why this couldn't
 
Real sense of big-money restaurant-design in that, yo?
 
Probably an elaborate April Fool's ruse.
 
I hate it when people create awesome fake ideas like this for April Fools. I would pay good money to dine at the Close Encounters bar or under the watchful eye of Jaws.
 
Frankly...any day something like this that looks like this and/or isn't broken through a major news source is suspect.
 
It's obviously fake because it says on the Jaws themed area they have a tank with 500,000 gallons of water with a real Great White inside of it.

Noooo dice! Great whites cannot live in a tank period.
 
Probably not for long. Any large open-water shark would probably have a problem as opposed to bottom- or reef-dwellers.
 
If they did something like that, it'd probably be more feasible to have some kind of mechanical shark in there. Or even just a fancy holographic projection against a screen in the water.
 
I could go for a Saving Private Ruben right about now.
 
Honestly, I would go just so I could order a Devil's Tower mashed potato sculpture.
 
With a dash of War Horseradish.
 
I just had a horrible thought about what they could call the reservation list lol.
 
A certain boat, perhaps?
 
Lmao, I was thinking more of a certain guy who kept a list of people.
 
I'd order a seafood platter called the "Bigger Boat"
 

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