Star Trek: The Hype Generation

[Fran]

TEDDY looks like a big cat.

 

[Mee]

A manly Andorian.

Heh.

 

[Mee]

TEDDY looks like a big cat.

Yeah I didn't want him to look like just a crazy bear.

So he's like a part man/bear/cat...thing.

t:

 

[Halcohol]

I'd be all giggly if you put me into this little escapade as well... maybe as the abusive bartender/servant in Ten Forward or something

 

[Super Kal]

I'll throw your name in the hat.

You could show up sometime.

awesome...

 

[Super Kal]

Excellent

So the Olympus is a Miranda class ship. Much like the Reliant from The Wrath of Khan...

for those who want a better look at the Miranda class:

 

[Mee]

Your name's in the hat too, Hal.



Part #3-




Erz: Alright, ok, who's here? Did we get everybody?

Spoons: Anybody be dead?

fran: No no, we're fine. Couple scratches and bruises that's all.

CConn: We were lucky. This time.

Spoons: Shut. Up. Man!

Erz: That's enough! Fran and Conn report to sickbay, we'll go check in with the captain.

---

Fire: So what did this creature look like?

Erz: I have no idea. Fran and Conn are the ones who saw it.

Fire: Then I should be talking to them, don't you think?


Erz: It would make sense, yeah.

Mee: We did hear the creature though. It screamed "TEDDY!!"

Fire: Yes, well... as helpful as that is, I think I'll go talk with CConn and Fran.




Meanwhile in Sick-Bay....


Doctor kypade: Just hold still whilst I heal thou. The Counselor here would ask thee some questions...

Counselor tzarinna: So, you two were attacked by a viscious alien creature?

fran & CConn: Yes.

tzar: And how did that make you feel?

fran: Well, it hurt.

tzar: Hurt how?

fran: Pain? It hurt like pain...

tzar: Uh-huh... uh-huh. And how did you feel, emotionally? Deep down inside?

CConn: When it comes for us, I hope it kills you first.

tzar: Aw, that's just your trauma talking. Let it out.

Fire: Ahem--I'll take it from here. What can you two tell me about this creature?


fran: It was big. 7 or 8 feet tall, covered in fur, huge fangs and claws, and very hostile.

CConn: He will kill us all if we don't leave, now.

Fire: So this one creature killed everyone on the Antiedam?


fran: We can't be sure. We did only see one.

DBella: Bella to Captain, we may have a problem.

Fire: What is it?


DBella: We detected a transporter signal, but we can't detect what was transported. We do know it came from the Antiedam.

CConn: And so it begins...

Fire: Take us to red alert, security to all decks.


fran: What do we do?

Fire: We go hunting.


tzar: And how does that make you feel?

Fire: ...




TO BE CONTINUED...

 

[Immortalfire]

fran: What do we do?

Fire: We go hunting.

tzar: And how does that make you feel?

Fire: ...

Hahaha

 

[Fran]

My name is farmerfran, and I support this fan fiction story.

 

[TEDDY]

And here's TEDDY and the Olympus...

May the BEAR be with you...

 

[Halcohol]

May the BEAR be with you...

Blasphemy!

(Well... in a Trek thread, anyways.)

 

[Erzengel]

Some rough sketches of some of the crew...

And here's TEDDY and the Olympus...

 

[TEDDY]

Blasphemy!

(Well... in a Trek thread, anyways.)

Well, seeing as how I'm going to be the misunderstood "villain" of this piece...

 

[Halcohol]

Well, seeing as how I'm going to be the misunderstood "villain" of this piece...

I thought you just wanted to play...

 

[TEDDY]

Play with my TEDDY Death Grip!!!

 

[Mee]

Part #4--



Groups of 2 were made, issued phaser rifles, and the hunt began....


Erz: How'd I get stuck with you?

Mee: Sorry sir. I can go back and you can be all alone, if you'd like?

Erz: No it's fine. Just try to be womanly maybe...

Mee: Sir?

Erz: What? No nevermind. How bout this weather eh?

---

Norman: How bout that? Our job is to check Ten-Forward. (the mess hall bar thingy)

CConn: It does not matter where we go. We will be found.

Norman: Oh lighten up. Barkeep! Couple pints of ale!

Halcohol: You do know we don't really serve alcohol?

Norman: Yes, but don't ruin my moment!

CConn: How is this going to help us find "TEDDY"?

Norman: We sit here, he comes to us. It's brilliant! Besides, you didn't want to find him anyway.

CConn: Indeed.... More ale Bar-keep!

Hal: Say that again and you get coffee on your pants.


---


Immortalfire and DBella were heading towards the cargo bays when Fire's communicator beeped...

Fire: This is the captain.


Ronny Shade: This is Science Officer Shade, in the lab, the creature...it's here!

Fire: We're on our way. Is anyone there with you?


Ronny: No. I'm alone. So alone. Always alone...y'know Captain I--

Fire: No time for whining, just sit tight.


Bella: DBella to Transporter Room, beam Ronny Shade away from the Science Lab!

kakarot069: No can do. I just got back from my potty break, something's trashed all the controls.

Bella: Potty break?

kakarot: What? Like you don't do the tinkle tinkle?

Fire: We have bigger problems than his bladder activity. Ronny's in danger. And this "TEDDY" is obviously highly intelligent.

Ronny: Hurry Captain! It's getting closer! Well, at least I'm not alone now...



TO BE CONTINUED....

 

[Immortalfire]

Poor, alone Ronny

 

[Mee]

BTW Asteroid-Man, I'm gonna try and find a place for you in this somewhere.

 

[Fran]

Fun Fact: I was taking a **** during part 4

 

[Mee]

I wonder what alien frog poop looks like...


No wait, no I don't.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I hope at one point they go to the mirror universe and meet their evil twins.
and they have goatees.
even Bella

 

[Mee]

Hawt.

 

[Halcohol]

God, I'm awesome. I totally stole that scene.

Autographs later. Send the crazed groupies to my trailer.

 

[Immortalfire]

I hope that at some point in this tale, I get to drive that badass ATV from Star Trek Nemesis..

 

[Asteroid-Man]

BTW Asteroid-Man, I'm gonna try and find a place for you in this somewhere.

Thanks Mee! Two E's are better then one!