Star Trek: The Hype Generation
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I love being the loveable, yet bad-ass drunk 
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[Erz] Start the next chapter! [/Erz]
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Well technically, you're a wannabe drunk.I love being the loveable, yet bad-ass drunk
Next chapter should be up tomorrow.
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Part #9--
The 20 crewmembers in Engineering scrambled to the upper platform and raised the lifts to try and stay away from TEDDY. But the creature jumped to the wall and used his massive claws to climb up. The 2 security officers in there (Flexo and Iceman/Psylocke) pulled out their phasers and fired, to no avail. TEDDY leaped into the crowd and started thrashing.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
I/P: Now what do'wee do mate?
Flexo: Well, my plan is to run, faster than all of you.
I/P: Aye, I'm with ya.
3 crewmen were already dead, the rest bolted for the doors, just as Fire and the senior staff came through them...
Fire: Status report!
Flexo: Few people dead, the rest of us don't wanna be.
Fire: Let's concentrate our fire, everyone all at once!
It of course had little effect, TEDDY came at them...
Erz: Plan B?
Fire: Fran, can you configure a communicator to transmit a high pitched whistle? One that only an animal like TEDDY could hear. Make it hurt.
fran: It will take a minute or so.
Fire: Spread out people, let's buy him some time.
I/P: Over eer beastie!
Mee: Hey batter batter hey batter batter...
Darth: Yeah! Chase those guys!
Mee: ...Swing!
TEDDY went for Mee...
Mee: Baseball sucks! 
TEDDY grabbed him and ripped his left arm off.
Spoons: OH SNAP!!
TEDDY was briefly distracted as some of Mee's blood had gushed into his eyes. Mee picked up his severed arm and used it as a club to hit the creature.
fran: Ok I'm ready!
Mee: Really?! You couldn't have finished like, 2 seconds ago?!
Fran activated the signal, TEDDY roared in pain and ran out of Engineering.
Mee: Sooo...20 bucks for the arm. Any takers?
Flexo: I'll give you 15.
Mee: Sold!
TO BE CONTINUED....
The 20 crewmembers in Engineering scrambled to the upper platform and raised the lifts to try and stay away from TEDDY. But the creature jumped to the wall and used his massive claws to climb up. The 2 security officers in there (Flexo and Iceman/Psylocke) pulled out their phasers and fired, to no avail. TEDDY leaped into the crowd and started thrashing.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
I/P: Now what do'wee do mate?
Flexo: Well, my plan is to run, faster than all of you.
I/P: Aye, I'm with ya.
3 crewmen were already dead, the rest bolted for the doors, just as Fire and the senior staff came through them...
Fire: Status report!
Flexo: Few people dead, the rest of us don't wanna be.
Fire: Let's concentrate our fire, everyone all at once!
It of course had little effect, TEDDY came at them...
Erz: Plan B?
Fire: Fran, can you configure a communicator to transmit a high pitched whistle? One that only an animal like TEDDY could hear. Make it hurt.
fran: It will take a minute or so.
Fire: Spread out people, let's buy him some time.
I/P: Over eer beastie!
Mee: Hey batter batter hey batter batter...
Darth: Yeah! Chase those guys!
Mee: ...Swing!
TEDDY went for Mee...
Mee: Baseball sucks!
TEDDY grabbed him and ripped his left arm off.
Spoons: OH SNAP!!
TEDDY was briefly distracted as some of Mee's blood had gushed into his eyes. Mee picked up his severed arm and used it as a club to hit the creature.
fran: Ok I'm ready!
Mee: Really?! You couldn't have finished like, 2 seconds ago?!
Fran activated the signal, TEDDY roared in pain and ran out of Engineering.
Mee: Sooo...20 bucks for the arm. Any takers?
Flexo: I'll give you 15.
Mee: Sold!
TO BE CONTINUED....
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why... why do I die in every fanfic I'm in 
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Part #10--
Darthphere and Norman took Mee to Sickbay. I/P and Flexo went off to find fun things to do with Mee's arm. Fran stayed in Engineering, the rest went to the Ready Room to collect themselves.
kypade: Ah, finally something worth my efforts.
Mee: So I'm gonna get one of those cool bionic arms like Anakin Skywalker right?
kypade: I haven't the slightest notion who that is, but indeed you will get a bionic arm.
Mee: With claws and missles and stuff?
kypade: Hah! Hah I say! No, no I should think not.
Mee: You took all the fun out of having my arm ripped off.
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Erz: So is this where you make your "hey! we're all dead!" hologram Captain?
Fire: Not just yet. I've got a plan.
Bella: Back to the pile of meat?
Fire: No no, new plan. We lure the creature to some edge of the ship, an airlock, Ten-Forwad, a cargo bay, something like that. Then, we throw it out into space.
Spoons: Fo shizzle!?
Fire: Yes in...dizzle...?
Spoons: Props fo' tryin.
Fire: We'll need new people, with fran in Engineering fixing the damage from TEDDY, and Mee in surgery. Who's on pointless Bridge background person duty right now?
Bella: I think it's Asteroid-Man and AndthePickles.
Spoons: Dat ATP is one hot slice of-
Fire: -Ahem. Focus on your job. Kill Teddy, don't look at woman's butt.
Spoons: I'll try sir.
Fire: Captain to ATP, Asteroid-Man, Flexo and I/P, meet me at Sickbay where we'll slpit into teams to finish off TEDDY.
A-Man: Finally some action!
ATP: Oh come on! My nails are still drying...
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Flexo: *picking his nose with Mee's arm* Party pooper.
I/P: Aye, I didn't even get me turn yet!
--
Norman in a deep voice: We have rebuilt him. We had the technology. Now Lord Mee...riiiiiissssssse....
Mee: Go-go Gadget arm!!
tzar: Humans.
kypade: Your arm will not be fully charged and operational for at least an hour.
Mee: Oh...
Norman: We wasted all those epic lines.
Mee: Life goes on.
Meanwhile outside the Holodeck: A member of the crew disobeyed orders and left the forcefield locked saftey areas, it was Ghostrider87.
GR87: Who left this big pile of meat here? Jerks. They better not do stuff like this again.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
GR87: You don't look so tough, if Hal Jordan were here-
Those were the last words Ghostrider ever spoke, TEDDY ate him. He was very tasty.
Darthphere and Norman took Mee to Sickbay. I/P and Flexo went off to find fun things to do with Mee's arm. Fran stayed in Engineering, the rest went to the Ready Room to collect themselves.
kypade: Ah, finally something worth my efforts.
Mee: So I'm gonna get one of those cool bionic arms like Anakin Skywalker right?
kypade: I haven't the slightest notion who that is, but indeed you will get a bionic arm.
Mee: With claws and missles and stuff?
kypade: Hah! Hah I say! No, no I should think not.
Mee: You took all the fun out of having my arm ripped off.
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Erz: So is this where you make your "hey! we're all dead!" hologram Captain?
Fire: Not just yet. I've got a plan.
Bella: Back to the pile of meat?
Fire: No no, new plan. We lure the creature to some edge of the ship, an airlock, Ten-Forwad, a cargo bay, something like that. Then, we throw it out into space.
Spoons: Fo shizzle!?
Fire: Yes in...dizzle...?
Spoons: Props fo' tryin.
Fire: We'll need new people, with fran in Engineering fixing the damage from TEDDY, and Mee in surgery. Who's on pointless Bridge background person duty right now?
Bella: I think it's Asteroid-Man and AndthePickles.
Spoons: Dat ATP is one hot slice of-
Fire: -Ahem. Focus on your job. Kill Teddy, don't look at woman's butt.
Spoons: I'll try sir.
Fire: Captain to ATP, Asteroid-Man, Flexo and I/P, meet me at Sickbay where we'll slpit into teams to finish off TEDDY.
A-Man: Finally some action!
ATP: Oh come on! My nails are still drying...
--
Flexo: *picking his nose with Mee's arm* Party pooper.
I/P: Aye, I didn't even get me turn yet!
--
Norman in a deep voice: We have rebuilt him. We had the technology. Now Lord Mee...riiiiiissssssse....
Mee: Go-go Gadget arm!!
tzar: Humans.
kypade: Your arm will not be fully charged and operational for at least an hour.
Mee: Oh...
Norman: We wasted all those epic lines.
Mee: Life goes on.
Meanwhile outside the Holodeck: A member of the crew disobeyed orders and left the forcefield locked saftey areas, it was Ghostrider87.
GR87: Who left this big pile of meat here? Jerks. They better not do stuff like this again.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
GR87: You don't look so tough, if Hal Jordan were here-
Those were the last words Ghostrider ever spoke, TEDDY ate him. He was very tasty.
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Gold!Meanwhile outside the Holodeck: A member of the crew disobeyed orders and left the forcefield locked saftey areas, it was Ghostrider87.
GR87: Who left this big pile of meat here? Jerks. They better not do stuff like this again.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
GR87: You don't look so tough, if Hal Jordan were here-
Those were the last words Ghostrider ever spoke, TEDDY ate him. He was very tasty.
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Yeah! I'm not dead!
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Part #11--
Mee: I feel like you guys are all off to the war and I'm just one of the lowly womanfolk that's being left behind.
Bella: Lowly womanfolk?
tzar: Tell me, how long have you had this sexist attitude?
Mee: What? No, I love women. I really love their lovely lady--
Fire: --As soon as your arm is working, you can come join in the hunt.
Mee: Yeah, can't wait for that Captain...
Fire: Right. Well let's go people.
Mee: So, bein a doctor is like bein a woman too I guess.
kypade: I think I despise you.
Mee: You're not the first woman to say that.
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Fire: Alright, team #1: me, Flexo, A-Man, ATP, and Spoons. Team #2, Erz,
Bella, I/P, Norman, and Darth.
Erz: Go team! Butt-slaps all around!
Bella: Don't touch me.
Darth: A crash and a burn!
Erz: Yeah well and you're a no rank background guy who's gonna get eaten any minute now!
Fire: On that note, let's split up and go end this.
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Mee: Mee to Fran! Come in Fran!
fran: What is it?
Mee: Everyone is dead! It's just me and you guys in Engineering!
fran: I didn't believe you the last 2 times, it's not working this time either.
Mee: Crap. So anyway... what's new?
fran: Just patching up some consoles.
Mee: Yeah..yeah...
....
Mee: You ever seen a grown man naked?
fran: What?
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Erz: So, if we were for sure about to die, then could we have butt-slaps all around?
Bella: Ugh...fine.
Erz: Nice! I mean, besides the dying part.
I/P: Look! All the meat around the Holodeck is gone!
Darth: Does that thing ever get full?
Norman: It won't be full until it's eaten us all! ...That's what CConn would say if he were still alive.
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Spoons: So, ya come here often?
ATP: What? You mean this ship? I live here.
Spoons: Yeah, I mean I...uh...
Fire: Shh, I think I hear something.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
ATP: You mean that?
Fire: We're near the shuttle bay, let's lure him in there. Fire to Erz, we've found TEDDY near the Shuttle Bay, get here ASAP.
Flexo: I say we let it chase Spoons. He's bl--fast.
Spoons: What was dat? "Bl-" ?? What was dat man?
ATP: You are fast. And very brave. Do it for me, huh? *puppy dog eyes*
Spoons: Sho' nuff!!
Spoons took off in a blaze of speed!
Spoons: Here TEDYY TEDDY TEDDY...here boy!
A-Man: Phew, I thought I was going to have to do it.
Fire: Well, that was my plan.
A-Man: Yeah...
TO BE CONTINUED....
Mee: I feel like you guys are all off to the war and I'm just one of the lowly womanfolk that's being left behind.
Bella: Lowly womanfolk?
tzar: Tell me, how long have you had this sexist attitude?
Mee: What? No, I love women. I really love their lovely lady--
Fire: --As soon as your arm is working, you can come join in the hunt.
Mee: Yeah, can't wait for that Captain...
Fire: Right. Well let's go people.
Mee: So, bein a doctor is like bein a woman too I guess.
kypade: I think I despise you.
Mee: You're not the first woman to say that.
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Fire: Alright, team #1: me, Flexo, A-Man, ATP, and Spoons. Team #2, Erz,
Bella, I/P, Norman, and Darth.
Erz: Go team! Butt-slaps all around!
Bella: Don't touch me.
Darth: A crash and a burn!
Erz: Yeah well and you're a no rank background guy who's gonna get eaten any minute now!
Fire: On that note, let's split up and go end this.
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Mee: Mee to Fran! Come in Fran!
fran: What is it?
Mee: Everyone is dead! It's just me and you guys in Engineering!
fran: I didn't believe you the last 2 times, it's not working this time either.
Mee: Crap. So anyway... what's new?
fran: Just patching up some consoles.
Mee: Yeah..yeah...
....
Mee: You ever seen a grown man naked?
fran: What?
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Erz: So, if we were for sure about to die, then could we have butt-slaps all around?
Bella: Ugh...fine.
Erz: Nice! I mean, besides the dying part.
I/P: Look! All the meat around the Holodeck is gone!
Darth: Does that thing ever get full?
Norman: It won't be full until it's eaten us all! ...That's what CConn would say if he were still alive.
---
Spoons: So, ya come here often?
ATP: What? You mean this ship? I live here.
Spoons: Yeah, I mean I...uh...
Fire: Shh, I think I hear something.
TEDDY: TEDDY!!
ATP: You mean that?
Fire: We're near the shuttle bay, let's lure him in there. Fire to Erz, we've found TEDDY near the Shuttle Bay, get here ASAP.
Flexo: I say we let it chase Spoons. He's bl--fast.
Spoons: What was dat? "Bl-" ?? What was dat man?
ATP: You are fast. And very brave. Do it for me, huh? *puppy dog eyes*
Spoons: Sho' nuff!!
Spoons took off in a blaze of speed!
Spoons: Here TEDYY TEDDY TEDDY...here boy!
A-Man: Phew, I thought I was going to have to do it.
Fire: Well, that was my plan.
A-Man: Yeah...
TO BE CONTINUED....
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