Stephen Colbert has balls

[sinewave]

Youre not afraid to say things like:

"You have a nice car because you have a small penis"
"is any of this getting through your bleached skull"
"like you know anything about chicks, aside from looking like one"
"you need to get out more"
"maybe you're just trying to compensate for a lack of personality, sense of humor or class"
"unfortunately, you're most likely just attempting to make up for your lack of class or personality"
" they're both worthless little rich boys who get whatever they want and don't give a s#!t about anyone else and don't contribute anything positive towards society"

"n8, you're a waste of flesh"

Good for you!! We should all listen to someone as mature as you, someone who says those things without knowing the person...saying anyone who buys nice things does it because "they have a small penis"

And why do you always follow me around in threads I post and say the same things over and over at me??

how many times do you need to repost my comments. i know i said them. i've already stated i'm comfortable with my maturity level. i don't care. you sure seem to be hung up on the small penis line. i must have struck a nerve.

i don't follow you around. i posted in this thread before you did. you came in and posted some ridiculous crap so i commented on it and others joined in. i don't like you, why would i follow you around?

 

[sinewave]

a "sponge with no character"??

Well at least that one was funny. I already said, and since apparently you NEVER read the answers to your own questions, I'll say it again. I was born into a family that was doing well financially.

Wonder if you will read/remember this time.

Still pretending to know me ey?

and i keep saying being born into money isn't the same as making it on your own. how many times to i have ot say that before it sticks in.

 

[Admiral_N8]

how many times do you need to repost my comments. i know i said them. i've already stated i'm comfortable with my maturity level. i don't care. you sure seem to be hung up on the small penis line. i must have struck a nerve.

i don't follow you around. i posted in this thread before you did. you came in and posted some ridiculous crap so i commented on it and others joined in. i don't like you, why would i follow you around?

You dont like me? thats a surprise. You sure seem to like to talk about me and think about my life...pretending to know me, coming up with all these colorful descriptions of what you think I am in your head.

The small penis line is just so absurd, and the fact that you really believe it to be true of rich people, its astounding. Your whacky stereotypes are fun to read, even more fun to see you try and defend it

I do rather enjoy these little flames coming from you, at least yours are somewhat original, albeit naive and ignorant about peope you pretend to know.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Are you two gonna do it or what.

 

[sinewave]

i gotta go celebrate my b-day with some pals and drink the night way. toodles, richie rich!

 

[Admiral_N8]

and i keep saying being born into money isn't the same as making it on your own. how many times to i have ot say that before it sticks in.

I never said it was the same as making it your own.

You said that since I didnt make it on my own it doesnt mean I am "rich" which is just obviously stupid, I am sure you would agree on that.

Saying "I'm rich" doesnt mean "I made it all myself and have lots of money" it just means "I have lots of money". k?

 

[sinewave]

Are you two gonna do it or what.

he sooo wants it. you can tell.

 

[Admiral_N8]

i gotta go celebrate my b-day with some pals and drink the night way. toodles, richie rich!

Happy b-day, have fun, and I wish you many safe returns!

 

[Darthphere]

Its Sinewave birthday? Why wasnt I informed?

 

[Matt]

Whats wrong with painting Superman???

Grow up.

The 20 year old who draws pictures of Superman tells me to grow up.

 

[Matt]

This thread is funny, though. It has pictures of the illigitment bastard child of David Bowie and Chris Jericho.

 

[Calvin]

This thread is funny, though. It has pictures of the illigitment bastard child of David Bowie and Chris Jericho.

And an angry Toven. Doesn't get much funner.

 

[Matt]

And an angry Toven. Doesn't get much funner.

Toven is just mad because she doesn't look like David Bowie and Chris Jericho's bastard child.

 

[Calvin]

Ho Rlly?

 

[Socrates]

I don't know what's more funny, either that "Ho Rlly" goes with Holly's persona well, or the picture with the actual caption.

 

[Matt]

Don't you wish you looked like The Goblin King?

But seriously, wouldn't that picture make an awesome Ho Really picture?

 

[Calvin]

I don't know what's more funny, either that "Ho Rlly" goes with Holly's persona well, or the picture with the actual caption.

You were in the chat for that too?

I think if she saw the picture that the caption was used for, she'd find it funny as well.

 

[Socrates]

We ended up chatting about wine after the chat died down, I think.

 

[Calvin]

That sounds really gay.

 

[Socrates]

You brought up the wine, and went on about it being the reason the french are so beautiful.

 

[Calvin]

I'm gonna have to take your word on that.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)

 

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2724944

George Bush desperately working on his poker face during Colbert's "audition"

 

[Calvin]

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2724944

George Bush desperately working on his poker face during Colbert's "audition"

I wish there was a constant feed of his expressions during his actual speech, rather than just the spoof video, which was the nicest thing about the whole deal.

 

[Backdrifter]

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2724944

George Bush desperately working on his poker face during Colbert's "audition"

God, I cannot decide whether he is not laughing because he does not understand the humor or he is so full of himself and his politics that lacks the capacity to laugh at himself.