Steven Segal vs. Jackie Chan!!!!!

Seagal would beat Chan easily, maybe even with Norris by his (Chan's) side.

 

Chuck Norris is not the kind of person to buy people and make them his slave, so I don't think he would own any of them.

 

Segal just needs to take out a needle. I think Jackie's scared of them.

 

bruce lee. he would rise from the grave and kick everybody's ass.

 

My money's on Chan.

 

Jackie Chan always plays the good guy, no matter what movie he's in.

The good guy always wins in action movies.

Therefore, Jackie Chan wins.

 

Amen

 

Ah, but that begs the question of who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris...

 

Didn't Bruce Lee rip out Chuck Norris's chest hair at one point?

 

what is the question? who would beat whom up or who has the better movies?

In a fight in their prime...it's hard to say. Jackie strikes me as more athletic, but Segal is just a mean mofo.

As for who has the better movies, or is even a better actor..Jackie, no doubt. Though he has made some bad ones too.

 

Yeah, in Fists of Fury. Bruce owned Norris.

 

I think action movie wise, looking at all the martial artists films and the roles they have played in them, Steven segal by FAR has taken the least beatings.

whether this is a reflection of his rogue gallery or the fact that he plays really tough bastards is beyond me.

but based on this alone, in the movieverse, i'd give it to seagal.

 

if we're talking about acting and movies.....definitely Jackie Chan

if we're talking about actual fighting skills......it's a toss up. Jackie Chan HAS injured a couple of people while defending himself in real life fights...

 

I just finished a video for Bruce Lee a couple of days ago. It's a bit psychotic though lol. I put in some scenes from all of his movies including some against Norris.


Bruce Lee "Lose Control"

Song: "Hero" by Sevendust
Size: 54MB

 

While Seagal completely lacks any and all on-screen charisma, I would NOT want to get into any type of fight with him in real life, whatsoever.


...so I guess I'd better lay off of the charisma comments

 

Chan, Segal is to gay for words

 

Balls

Chan faces odds Faaaarrrrrrrrrrr in excess of steven ass clown

Kevin chan aka the "supercop" from Police story would ass rape any character steven seagull has ever played


Hell Chans characters from Drunken master, dragons forever, wheels on meals, spiritual kungfu would mess him up

FIVE STYLE FIST!!!!!!!!

 

Chan, easily.
Seagal's Aikido skills are incredible, but Chan knows a whole bunch of kung fu styles and before you go "Heeeey, it's just for show!", know that he's also a Hapkido black belt, which has pretty much every Aikido throwing and joint-breaking technique applied in a much more aggressive way, plus ground fighting, kicking, punching, etc.

 

Not only would Chan raped him, but he'd call up Jet Li to take a dump on his chest. Now thats a tag team!

 

Also, per the "Jackie Chan Adventure" cartoon, Chan has magical powers.

He can just turn Steven Seagal into a toad.

 

STE-VO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've got nothing except for this childish rant...

STEEEEEEEEEEEE-VOOOOOOOOOO

 

Jackie Chan > Steven Segal 100,000,000x.