Steven Segal vs. Jackie Chan!!!!!

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  1. me personaly think chuck norris will own them both, but what about u people.
     
  2. rodhulk Registered

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    Seagal would beat Chan easily, maybe even with Norris by his (Chan's) side.
     
  3. Strange Registered

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    Chuck Norris is not the kind of person to buy people and make them his slave, so I don't think he would own any of them.:mad:
     
  4. Sabretooth Registered

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    Segal just needs to take out a needle. I think Jackie's scared of them. :up:
     
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    bruce lee. he would rise from the grave and kick everybody's ass.
     
  6. Dr. Fate Registered

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    My money's on Chan.
     
  7. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    Jackie Chan always plays the good guy, no matter what movie he's in.

    The good guy always wins in action movies.

    Therefore, Jackie Chan wins.
     
  8. Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero

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    Amen :up:
     
  9. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    Ah, but that begs the question of who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris...
     
  10. Dr. Fate Registered

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    Didn't Bruce Lee rip out Chuck Norris's chest hair at one point?
     
  11. co2 Registered

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    what is the question? who would beat whom up or who has the better movies?

    In a fight in their prime...it's hard to say. Jackie strikes me as more athletic, but Segal is just a mean mofo.

    As for who has the better movies, or is even a better actor..Jackie, no doubt. Though he has made some bad ones too.
     
  12. Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero

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    Yeah, in Fists of Fury. Bruce owned Norris.
     
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    I think action movie wise, looking at all the martial artists films and the roles they have played in them, Steven segal by FAR has taken the least beatings.

    whether this is a reflection of his rogue gallery or the fact that he plays really tough bastards is beyond me.

    but based on this alone, in the movieverse, i'd give it to seagal.
     
  14. DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    if we're talking about acting and movies.....definitely Jackie Chan

    if we're talking about actual fighting skills......it's a toss up. Jackie Chan HAS injured a couple of people while defending himself in real life fights...
     
  15. hitmanyr2k Resident Lurker

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    I just finished a video for Bruce Lee a couple of days ago. It's a bit psychotic though lol. I put in some scenes from all of his movies including some against Norris.


    Bruce Lee "Lose Control"


    Song: "Hero" by Sevendust
    Size: 54MB
     
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    While Seagal completely lacks any and all on-screen charisma, I would NOT want to get into any type of fight with him in real life, whatsoever.


    ...so I guess I'd better lay off of the charisma comments ;)
     

  17. actually it was way of the dragon.

    :up:
     
  18. black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    Chan, Segal is to gay for words
     
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    Balls

    Chan faces odds Faaaarrrrrrrrrrr in excess of steven ass clown

    Kevin chan aka the "supercop" from Police story would ass rape any character steven seagull has ever played:o


    Hell Chans characters from Drunken master, dragons forever, wheels on meals, spiritual kungfu would mess him up

    FIVE STYLE FIST!!!!!!!!
     
  20. Actually..

    in the movie sense.. its hard to say..in the real world..

    what a fight.. fights are not based on popularity..this isn't the wwe.
     
  21. 블라스 Registered

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    Chan, easily.
    Seagal's Aikido skills are incredible, but Chan knows a whole bunch of kung fu styles and before you go "Heeeey, it's just for show!", know that he's also a Hapkido black belt, which has pretty much every Aikido throwing and joint-breaking technique applied in a much more aggressive way, plus ground fighting, kicking, punching, etc.
     
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    Not only would Chan raped him, but he'd call up Jet Li to take a dump on his chest. Now thats a tag team!
     
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    Also, per the "Jackie Chan Adventure" cartoon, Chan has magical powers.

    He can just turn Steven Seagal into a toad.
     
  24. Odin's Lapdog Registered

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    STE-VO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i've got nothing except for this childish rant...

    STEEEEEEEEEEEE-VOOOOOOOOOO
     
  25. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    Jackie Chan > Steven Segal 100,000,000x.
     

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