Strangest thing a teacher has ever said about you.

[The Apocalypse]

I have a few quotes teachers have said to our class this year. I don't cause that much trouble so things aren't said directly at me.

Angry short teacher: "You guys have been jerking off every teacher in the school since day one of this year."

Same guy: "No more pencils, No more paper gentleman...1 question 20 minutes you and me one on one its gonna be ORAL!"

Still...same guy: (this is upon a cupcake being thrown at him) do i look like a f'nretard to you? who threw the f'n cupcake?

Same guy..one more time: "I don't celebrate Christmas...its just like another day of the year to me."

 

[chaseter]

"That was the best 4 minutes of my life."

 

[WolfCypher]

"You're such a kid-hearted person. I hope God blesses you with a ******ed child. I really do. I think you'd love that child like no one else."

I can't stress how true this is. I am not exaggerating.

 

[Superhobo]

my 8th grade math teacher did the same thing, he was in his 30's probably 37 and acted 22.

he only helped girls with work and the hot ones, never helped guys or ugly chicks.

once caught him on a steroids website, and he closed the window when the student behind notice, have made fun of him ever since. his catch phrase was this guy.

This guy?

 

[Rando Aces]

Landon, How Very Emo Of You. im not emo, but the teacher said so.

and my grade 9 teacher and current french teacher tells every class that he has that he beat a dog to death. i dont think hes serious.

 

[Valerie_f4]

Yeah, I had a teacher who would read out your whole work to the whole class which made the students very unpset and sometimes embarrassed because some would make major errors in spelling and grammar and didn't want people to know.
So, I decided to prank him. We were to write a essay or paragraph about Superman and his many qualities as a hero. I ended embarrassing him within the whole class. I made alot stuff up, like superman eats turnip to gain strength, etc. It was funny. I have many more stories.

 

[Valerie_f4]

" You are destined to be flipping burgers."

 

[ComicChick]

my Spanish 3 teacher tried to fight me in the computer lab.

i had a tendency to have a smart mouth and was always the one making the comments that made everyone snicker.

well, i guess i made one and she didn't hear it but she flipped and i said "chill out man"
she got in my face, pushed her chest out and said "do i look like a man to you?"

then i said "puhleeze, i already have bigger boobs than you so get out of my face"

that didn't help at all.. but fortunately, just like in a teen movie somewhere, the bell rang and class dismissed before it got worse.

True Story!

 

[The Apocalypse]

my Spanish 3 teacher tried to fight me in the computer lab.

i had a tendency to have a smart mouth and was always the one making the comments that made everyone snicker.

well, i guess i made one and she didn't hear it but she flipped and i said "chill out man"
she got in my face, pushed her chest out and said "do i look like a man to you?"

then i said "puhleeze, i already have bigger boobs than you so get out of my face"

that didn't help at all.. but fortunately, just like in a teen movie somewhere, the bell rang and class was dismissed.

True Story!

 

[Valerie_f4]

I told a teacher when she was asking me questions when I think got in trouble.
" Why did you push *Susie?" She said.
"I can't confirm anything until I get my lawyer."
*name has been changed
Not funny, but the look on her face said everything and the fact I didn't get to get to class in time.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

"You peed yourself, didn't you?"

Then she took her hand off my crotch.

 

[ComicChick]

looking back it's funny, but at the time it really wasn't the best thing to say.

 

[SpideyVille]

I told a teacher when she was asking me questions when I think got in trouble.
" Why did you push *Susie?" She said.
"I can't confirm anything until I get my lawyer."
*name has been changed
Not funny, but the look on her face said everything and the fact I didn't get to get to class in time.

lmao, I like that

 

[The Apocalypse]

looking back it's funny, but at the time it really wasn't the best thing to say.

Probably not but it still takes balls to say something like that.

 

[Valerie_f4]

Big iron balls.

 

[ComicChick]

Big iron balls.

big iron breasts lol

 

[Valerie_f4]

Yes, scary.

 

[Superhobo]

then i said "puhleeze, i already have bigger boobs than you so get out of my face"

Big iron balls.

 

[JokerJr.]

my 8thgrade math teacher said "He's the reason i dont have kids" calling the front office to contact my parents
she was ugly so i said "Yea, sure, thats the reason"
then she hung up the the phone and said if i wanted to fight her



then there was my 11th grade french techer who first said "Stay After Class", because i kept throwing paper and whistling, after 10 minutes im still waiting for her to yell at me and she Says "Pul It Out"

 

[Clentes]

"I'm not being mean to everyone. For example...Clentes! I worship you! If I could have a whole classroom filled with you life would be wonderful"- Spanish teacher

...

 

[CBGB]

"I have secret ninja powers"

 

[Immortalfire]

After a book report, this is what I heard...

"Fire, this is bulls***! I have never read such a half-assed report in my career. I can't believe this s***, just get out of my f***ing face!"

 

[William_C]

"I believe that there is another world within our own, where people pass through us, and we through them. I think that in this world, maybe this building is a road where cars are running us over, but we cant feel it, and they dont feel us either. But I think I feel them sometimes...Well class, we'll be doing pointilism today, and we'll finish watching Gattaca too. Does anyone remember where stopped?"

and "You n***** cant play football!" I wasnt actually there when he said it because I had already finished the class a year prior, but my best friend and our mutual friends were all there and told me. Was pretty funny I thought, cause he started to go on about how the black kids say it, so why cant he?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

It was my first year of school ever. I was 5 I think. My zipper was open and the teacher said ''you're a disgrace''. She put me in the corner to zip it back up while everyone was staring at me.

 

[LexCorp]

I was told I was a minimalist.