Strangest thing a teacher has ever said about you.

[Logan's Runt]

Teacher: "Well if I'm explaining it so badly why don't you get up here and do it right?"
Me: *writes three things on the overhead*
Class: "Ohhhh!"

 

[Danalys]

there's nothing strange about incompetant teachers sadly.

 

[Girl_Wonder]

back in the 6th grade, during art class I raised by hand for the second time to receive help from my teacher and she comes over and says,
"Jesus Christ, do I have to help you on everything?"
Me=shocked "...You're suppose to...teach..."
I always did everything to not raise my hand, so beats me why she went pyscho on me. but boy, was i ticked off. i just wanted to make sure i was drawing the right thing

also the 4th grade my science/spanish(who didn't even know spanish!) teacher told my class(i'd like to think that i was excluded, seeing how i never opened my mouth...) to 'stop b!tching you little morons". we told the principal we really disliked her so we'd take any ammunition to use against her. she was one mean woman.

 

[Prison Mike]

back in the 6th grade, during art class I raised by hand for the second time to receive help from my teacher and she comes over and says,
"Jesus Christ, do I have to help you on everything thing?"
Me=shocked "...You're suppose to...teach..."
I always did everything to not raise my hand, so beats me why she went pyscho on me. but boy, was i ticked off. i just wanted to make sure i was drawing the right thing

also the 4th grade my science/spanish(who didn't even know spanish!) teacher told my class(i'd like to think that i was excluded, seeing how i never opened my mouth...) to 'stop b!tching you little morons". we told the principal we really disliked her so we'd take any ammunition to use against her. she was one mean woman.

LOL wow, that's like going to the doctor's and the doctor says, "Jesus Christ, do I have to treat you for every illness you get?" Some teachers are just stupid.

 

[Girl_Wonder]

LOL wow, that's like going to the doctor's and the doctor says, "Jesus Christ, do I have to treat you for every illness you get?" Some teachers are just stupid.

haha, i know! and the worst thing when that happened i felt humiliated before realizing i should be mad

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

"I want you to stick your penis inside of my vagina."

 

[Starbird]

In my band class (symphonic, not jazz.) My teacher was ranting and raving about principals during class and my friend and I were talking about the music. (Hounds Of Spring-Alfred Reed) and he yelled "Don't talk I'm explaining something here!" I replied with "Well I'm trying to look over a rythm in the music that we have to play in a week, so if you don't mind, could you kindly be quiet" ....He told me to stay after class.. In which I did... he then said "Don't be a smart ass next time."--then laughed.

 

[Alex The Great]

''Don't you dare sharpen you pencl ovr my desk or i'll be forced to destroy you.''

''Stop talking or i'll have to do un speakable things to you''
Kid: He's going to give me the death sentance! *laughs*

 

[Valerie_f4]

I had a teacher who came into class and said during lunch time,
" Like Luke's Dad said to Luke, use the fork!"

 

[Valerie_f4]

"How about for this block we watch cartoons, and see whether wild e coyote can get the road runnier anytime during this block."
My comment,
"Well, I was thinking about drinking some hard liquor, getting arrestting for a crime I never committed, stealing your car from the parking lot and going for a road trip or bring it o the car derby; your pick, setting the fire alarm, and possibly get drunken married to some bozo who doesn't even know my name, stealing all the computers,.... but what you have planned for this block sounds better somehow."

 

[Sloth7d]

I'm pretty sure my english teacher was on meth. He wouldn't say strange things, but he'd start smacking on the desk in rapid succession for no reason in the middle of class among other things. He was a cool guy though.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That's 'cause Meth makes you cool.

 

[Sentinel X]

Okay one of my teacher calls me up to his desk while I was doing my classwork and he goes
"Youre really skinny, you know that?...do you skip lunch and dinner, you really need to eat something cause youre like super thin. You look like a twig. All I see is bones..... *5 minutes later*...just saying youre super thin"

.... This is NO joke. It was so weird, I didn't even know what to say. It was really REALLY disturbing and awkward. Plus, I wasn't even that skinny.


...Oh and another one of my teachers was explaining how she got chronic diarrhea.

 

[Immortalfire]

Teachers, schools, reminds me of our good pal Ice-man...

my tutor hasnt tought me **** i actually failed a test because of her, she was trying to be nice and gave me some answers, and they were wrong, i would have gotten them right if i had kept the answer i wrote down!!!

seriously, dude...report this teacher if she's being 'difficult' and not helping you. Isn't that her JOB???

yea but id feel bad, shes like 50-60 starting to get senial, shes losing her mind, she talks to my dog too

like full out conversations.

You bring your dog to school?

no im home bound, im not allowed in my school, till next year.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Teachers, schools, reminds me of our good pal Ice-man...

omg

 

[Rando Aces]

just today

"I can see you wearing peoples skin."

as in killing them and skinning them, ala buffalo bill.

 

[DDS]

She didn't say it to me, but it was still weird. Someone had shot a small plastic pelet through a straw at her and she turned around to say

"Who did that? (a moment later) I'm gonna have to send you away with weapon charges young man!"

Yeah, because straws fire at such a deadly rate.

 

[HaHaAsh]

"I am going to make your life a living hell." - Algebra 2 teacher

 

[Catman]

"You young man have diarrhea of the mouth!"

lol. I had a teacher who ALWAYS said that to me cause I wouldn't shut up during class. lol.

The same teacher told the class a few weeks ago :

"Sometimes you have to bend over and take it like a man."

lol.

The N-word

 

[MattBearPig]

"I want you to clean your vagina"

I dropped that class like a ginger newborn.

 

[Shoemeister]

"I really wish someone would touch my penis today."


Direct and to the point.