Students at all-boys Landon School planned sex parties, sources say

[SoulManX]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/09/AR2010060905925.html

Why didn't I think of this back when I was in school

 

[Spider-Vader]

Bow chicka bow wow.

 

[Mystirious]

You know what time it is?

Time for a sexy party!

 

[Judge Holden]

I would like to invite you to a party.

Where is it?

In my pants...

 

[Prison Mike]

it should be sex par-tay...

 

[ManCubMowgli]

Edit

 

[Paroxysm]

We did this when I was in school, only it was the girls that threw the parties.

 

[Manic]

The document lists one team called the "Southside Slampigs" and another with a name related to prostitution. It claims that one girl was "willing to get down and dirty" and that her mother "is quite the cougar herself." Another girl was said to be "fun to play with sexually."

Good lord, is that how kids at fancy private schools talk? "I say, Margaret is indeed willing to engage in intercourse of a sexual nature, and her mother is quite the cougar herself."

 

[Prison Mike]

Proper grammar is "in" these days...

 

[kane9321]

wow

 

[Schlosser85]

Damn, I was expecting a big gay orgy with hundreds of posh boys....losing interest, moving on.

 

[Manic]

Damn, I was expecting a big gay orgy with hundreds of posh boys....losing interest, moving on.

That happens all the time at all-boys schools, so it's not exactly newsworthy.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

This comes to mind...
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[Ugfugly]

IF I were in an all boys' school, I don't think I'd want to go to a sex party there. Just saying.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, just not for me.

 

[SoulManX]

The document lists one team called the "Southside Slampigs" and another with a name related to prostitution. It claims that one girl was "willing to get down and dirty" and that her mother "is quite the cougar herself." Another girl was said to be "fun to play with sexually."

Good lord, is that how kids at fancy private schools talk? "I say, Margaret is indeed willing to engage in intercourse of a sexual nature, and her mother is quite the cougar herself."

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Southside Slampigs!? LOL!!!!!!

And the mother talking about her daughter being prey? Really, *****? Lol. Your daughter wanted it, stop pretending.

 

[Anita18]

Southside Slampigs!? LOL!!!!!!

And the mother talking about her daughter being prey? Really, *****? Lol. Your daughter wanted it, stop pretending.

Well, unless we get more details about how this fantasy league worked, that's a pretty strong presumption.

If my name had shown up on a fantasy league like that at school and it was found out, my dad would have been the first one there with a shotgun.

Not that I would ever been caught dead at a party where things like that happened, but...anyway. Stupid kids being stupid.

 

[Scourge2099]

IF I were in an all boys' school, I don't think I'd want to go to a sex party there. Just saying.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, just not for me.

When I read the title I was thinking I hope they actually invited girls to their sex parties.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Black Flag's "Slip It In" was running through my mind reading that.